Boys - trimming your short & curlies - how short?

That's a good start. Now if I could find someone with motivation and money to take care of that for me!

Damn, I'm fucked twice.
::sips cuppa joe::

I just recently learned that it is incredibly hard to shave your happy spots with a single-blade Lady Bic razor.
Mach 3 all the way.

Mach 3 rocks for shaving

Right. That's my concern. Hence I'll be trimming, not shaving. Thanks all for the, errrrrr, helpful input

Ahh, like many ppl here seem to do i just fine trim my meat and 2 veg with scissors. I try to get it as close to the skin as possible as i don;t need to do it again. I dunno if i prefer it this fine cut but i feel cleaner down there and stuff. The balls are a bit of a bastard to trim though, you need ot be in a cold room to do them..

Anyone have any secret ways of doing that ir am i just stuck with fiddling with my balls and a razor blade (well the scissors i use are like razor blades..) for 20 mins before i give up for another 2 weeks?

I thought it was tea? Man...I am so unhip.

Get a friend to do them for you? Back in the days when I could be arsed to have a boyfriend he used to trim mine for me and loved every minute of it.

Real Men Use Nair.

Nair = Smelly crap. Get out the razor and hack that love jungle outta there.

Speedos?? YECCCHH.

personally i'm way too hairy to do any significant trimming, i reckon that as long as its inkeeping with the rest of the fuzz there ainto no problem. the pre pubecent look is definitly not in though it may make you more aerodynamic but it definitly aint pretty

Your plan of trimming back what sticks out past your fingers sounds good to me. Personally, I don't think shaving makes it look any bigger or sexier. Ideally, in my eyes, you wouldn't be changing the fundamental appearance of the area, just doing a bit of maintenance to keep it from getting unruly.

I must ask, doesn't it come back worse than it was before? Especially on the shaft? I have hair that goes a little up the sides and bottom of my shaft, and when I shaved it once it seemed to come back even worse... What about those electric hair zapper things? Scary, but that would be nice to get rid of the shaft hair for good....

So I know this guy, he's a real wierdo demi-canadian, they're the dangerous kind, have all the quirks of a Canuck but none of the inhibitions. So this guy will do anything for a laugh, and routinely lights his pubes with a bic and lets them go up in smoke, He's even lit his own cigarette of his burning bush. I am a mutant and have no sense of smell, but from what I hear, it's somewhat less than fantastic.

Well I suppose that's the quick and dirty (and slightly dangerous) way of getting rid of them. Kind of ranks up there in the scary stakes with plucking them out one by one with tweezers.

really, anyone had experience with those electric epilator or hair root killer thingees? They seem scary, but would be so nice...

*shrug* I worry what the guys down the gym think but as I have long hair down my back and a bit of a girly ass...keeping my man muff preened and my ass fro trimmed isn't going to make much difference to my claims to masculinity..

If you use an electric trimmer, please FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR Y CHROMOSOME, use the guard.
If you want to go from mammoth man muff to completely shaved, use the guard first, then get out the mach 3, and shaving with the grain will prevent much itchiness and ingrown hairs.

Shaved completely bald is my thing

Speaking for myself its nice for the men to have it trimmed down there. I don't want to get hairs in my mouth while I'm down there

I totally agree with you mortmegan!

i usually use my buddy's razor. he never notices