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Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 11:38 AM

Mythony said:

dkmfc said:

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!


or if you drink coffee



i thought it was if you drink coffee with your pinky sticking out.


Nope, the rules have changed. Now, drinking any beverage with your pinky sticking out makes you double gay.

Dan76

Dan76

Seattle, WA
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 11:39 AM

iamabondgirl said:

Mythony said:

dkmfc said:

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!


or if you drink coffee



i thought it was if you drink coffee with your pinky sticking out.


Nope, the rules have changed. Now, drinking any beverage with your pinky sticking out makes you double gay.



I prefer the term "fancy lad."
miao!!

wastedyears

wastedyears

I'm lost
December 2004

JAN 04, 2005 11:41 AM

Ya'll know real men do not discuss shit like this!!!!

Personally, I like to keep the bush ultra short, though not shaved slick, this causes waaay too much irritation for me. It's almost like men aren't supposed to shave or something wink

Also, I like to take the nuts down as smooth as possible, and clean your ass up for goodness sakes! Nothing grosser than a nasty old hairy ass crack puke

Alright, back to being a real man now...........faggots!

ColdNomad

ColdNomad

Cedar Rapids, IA
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 12:15 PM

I would love to keep my pubes bald, the problem I have is that my hair seems to grow sideways and in more than out. So I prefer to avoid the nasty-itchy-ingrown-hair-monster that I become (it really isn't as pleasant as I make it sound) by just keeping it trimmed down.

I like doing it, it makes me feel sexxy to be groomed. But for my partner, I think the attraction is more of an ease of oral sex thing than size appearance. It really helps to keep the rythm going if you're not pausing all the time to pick pubes from your teeth.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JAN 04, 2005 12:17 PM

Til it bleeds.

TeenageSuperstar

TeenageSuperstar

United Kingdom
September 2004

JAN 04, 2005 12:20 PM

Dan76 said:

iamabondgirl said:

Mythony said:

dkmfc said:

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!


or if you drink coffee



i thought it was if you drink coffee with your pinky sticking out.


Nope, the rules have changed. Now, drinking any beverage with your pinky sticking out makes you double gay.



I prefer the term "fancy lad."
miao!!



I'll sign up for that moniker tongue

blck_flwrsplease

blck_flwrsplease

Albuquerque, NM
October 2004

JAN 04, 2005 12:47 PM

wastedyears said:
Ya'll know real men do not discuss shit like this!!!!

Personally, I like to keep the bush ultra short, though not shaved slick, this causes waaay too much irritation for me. It's almost like men aren't supposed to shave or something wink

Also, I like to take the nuts down as smooth as possible, and clean your ass up for goodness sakes! Nothing grosser than a nasty old hairy ass crack puke

Alright, back to being a real man now...........faggots!


awesome!smile

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

JAN 04, 2005 12:54 PM

i spackle the nair on...wait 10 minutes shower off...voila clean as a whistle..

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:03 PM

TeenageSuperstar said:

Dan76 said:

iamabondgirl said:

Mythony said:

dkmfc said:

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!


or if you drink coffee



i thought it was if you drink coffee with your pinky sticking out.


Nope, the rules have changed. Now, drinking any beverage with your pinky sticking out makes you double gay.



I prefer the term "fancy lad."
miao!!



I'll sign up for that moniker tongue



Can I be a fancy lass? I shave! and I drink my coffee with my pinky up!

Tarragon

Tarragon

United Kingdom
November 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:07 PM

iamabondgirl said:

Can I be a fancy lass? I shave! and I drink my coffee with my pinky up!



Me too!

But on the topic of boy pubes, short or non existent is fine. If I have to comb a parting into your pubes to find your penis we are going to have issues.

Dan76

Dan76

Seattle, WA
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:10 PM

ColdNomad said:
I would love to keep my pubes bald, the problem I have is that my hair seems to grow sideways and in more than out. So I prefer to avoid the nasty-itchy-ingrown-hair-monster that I become (it really isn't as pleasant as I make it sound) by just keeping it trimmed down.

I like doing it, it makes me feel sexxy to be groomed. But for my partner, I think the attraction is more of an ease of oral sex thing than size appearance. It really helps to keep the rythm going if you're not pausing all the time to pick pubes from your teeth.



I repeat! WITH the grain. Dammit!

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:20 PM

wastedyears said:
Alright, back to being a real man now...........faggots!



a real man would have spit in his spittoon after uttering those words.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:35 PM

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT USE NAIR ON YOUR FUCKING NADS!!!!!!

I did that 5 years ago and to this day I have horrid thoughts of how much it burned when i took it off.

THAT SKIN IS FUCKING SENSITIVE! AND NAIR TAKES FUCKING ADVNATAGES OF THAT!

DO NOT! I REPEAT.. DO NOT!! USE NAIR!!!

Electric razor with a number 1 gaurd does the trick

also... on the other parts.... this:

i FUCKING LOVE THIS RAZOR!

undeserving

undeserving

Newnan, GA
October 2004

JAN 04, 2005 01:51 PM

i too would look silly with it all shaved (think bald patch in a full head of hair). i use the beard & moustache trimmer route. on my old trimmer i went with the #2, on the new one i use #3. it trims down a little low, but it also gives you more time before you have to trim again.

Dan76

Dan76

Seattle, WA
February 2004

JAN 04, 2005 02:13 PM

I was thinking, damn who has the nutsack for nair? Maybe on my ass crack, but jeez...

argon

argon

HOPEFUL

New York, NY

JAN 04, 2005 02:18 PM

yay for trimming! I dont like the shaven look/feeling much myself, but trimming is awefully nice.

Sethy

Sethy

United Kingdom
April 2003

JAN 04, 2005 02:21 PM

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!




So be it, its just nicer when its tidy

TeenageSuperstar

TeenageSuperstar

United Kingdom
September 2004

JAN 04, 2005 03:45 PM

kittyp said:

iamabondgirl said:

Can I be a fancy lass? I shave! and I drink my coffee with my pinky up!



Me too!

But on the topic of boy pubes, short or non existent is fine. If I have to comb a parting into your pubes to find your penis we are going to have issues.


biggrin
no parting required for me!
you can both be "fancy lass'"
Seriously, i like it shaved with a beard trimmer, though the sack is a bastard to shave. The main trouble is the surrounding area and where to stop.

Drek77

Drek77

Harwinton, CT
March 2003

JAN 04, 2005 06:19 PM

Mythony said:

dkmfc said:

iamabondgirl said:
Remember, if you shave or trim down there, you instantly become gay!


or if you drink coffee



i thought it was if you drink coffee with your pinky sticking out.





Damn I'm gay!

Ring_finger

Ring_finger

Lubbock, TX
December 2004

JAN 04, 2005 06:35 PM

yeah....for us hairy dudes, it would be kinda puzzling to have hairy legs, arms, butt etc...and then have a shaved wang. It wouldn't look right.

Luminaire

Luminaire

Seattle, WA
August 2003

JAN 04, 2005 08:52 PM

Dan76 said:
I do the extra wide landing strip, #1 or #2 guard, shave the balls and creases clean.

Pic:



Exactly.

Should be clean on the shaft, and balls. Keep it trimmed up top, and keep the happy trail.

capitalistfig

capitalistfig

Los Angeles, CA
November 2004

JAN 04, 2005 08:58 PM

Can someone please make a shirt for me that says, "Fancy Lad"?

SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

JAN 04, 2005 09:03 PM

I shave everything except the top. I just trim that part short with scissors.

lollypopsnaggler

lollypopsnaggler

USA
May 2004

JAN 04, 2005 09:05 PM

I take gasoline and a match to mine. blackeyed

Luminaire

Luminaire

Seattle, WA
August 2003

JAN 04, 2005 09:06 PM

capitalistfig said:
Can someone please make a shirt for me that says, "Fancy Lad"?




Neighborhoodies. wink

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