Damn you fools be mentionin' me? Why you gotsta mention me? I'm just tryin t'do my platypus thing, listen to some Bootsy. Now stop mentionin' me Dammit!
Platypus said:
i'm trying to chill out...it's just...
*sigh*
I'm a fucking platypus mannn. I mean i know it seems cool to everyone.
"Oh, look at the cute little duck" they say. Or, "You are so special".
Well fuck that balls. I don't need no stinking reputation as the mr. potato head of the jungle.
You think it's easy getting laid with people saying that kinda shit up in here.
Well, fuck it. I'm out.
And BTW, that's not my head in that broads snatch.
But if that's not your head then.....oh dear god......
dont get mad.
now i know that some germans are around....
see, typical german! less humour than a cactus.
if anybody is offended, sorry for that.
i thought this is the dirty talk channel and not the nohumour group.
by the way i take it serrious when i say: i like large labia, see here:
VioletRed
Ferndale, MI
October 2004
NOV 11, 2005 02:51 PM