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manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 06:38 AM

I, like most people, demand that the TV be on during sex when Jeopardy is on.

But, at other times that damn TV has ruined things. Like to trying to get romantic and some news story will come on about some rapist, cannibal, or necrophiliac, and it fucks every thing up.

Anyone else have this problem?

Russo

Russo

Knoxville, TN
July 2004

DEC 24, 2004 06:43 AM

manualD said: But, at other times that damn TV has ruined things. Like to trying to get romantic and some news story will come on about some rapist, cannibal, or necrophiliac, and it fucks every thing up.



What the hell are you talking about? Cannibals are plenty romantic.

Disco

Disco

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 24, 2004 06:59 AM

More to the point, where the hell do you live if thats your local news?

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

DEC 24, 2004 07:13 AM

Yeah really Disco.
Because I do NOT want to visit there.
Haha.
EL SUICIDO LOCO

manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 07:16 AM

Nah,,, it was that American news. I live in Ottawa, and if it was local news, it would something about some parliament decision, which personally I find kinda hot.

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

DEC 24, 2004 07:34 AM


"so we can both watch X-Files"

elchupacabra

elchupacabra

United Kingdom
December 2004

DEC 24, 2004 07:39 AM

hmm we usually get, 'somebody else has been shot' and man grows largest cucumber on his allotment or something else mundane, lovely east midlands

Rosalyn

Rosalyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

DEC 24, 2004 07:56 AM

I don't notice the tv at all, whether it's about a murder or a bylaw, hah. Hell, I won't notice anything, except the fooling around.

And hallo ManualID, fellow Ottawa-ian

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

DEC 24, 2004 08:12 AM

Eh, I've left 'Cold Case Files' on during the deed and that particular episode, if I remember correctly, was about a mother torturing and murdering her children one by one.

Still, one time I had to turn my Angel Santuary anime off because my guy got grossed out by someone's arm being ripped off...

And there was the time we were watching 'Army of Darkness'...

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:14 AM

why would you want to be distracted while having sex? ............oh

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

DEC 24, 2004 08:17 AM

ya I like it on..it beats conversation during and after

lewboy

lewboy

Columbia, SC
OLD SKOOL

DEC 24, 2004 08:20 AM

Maybe if it was porn, and you kinda used it like a workout video...

manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:20 AM

Yeah, the one that really fucked with me was a Law and Order SVU about someone binding an elderly lady to a radiator and raping her.

And another time watching Tortoro, there is a scene with a father in a bathtub with his young daughter sitting right between his legs that bothered me a bit.

As well, the show "Designer Guys" wierds me out, not that I am particularly homophobic, but those two sorta give me the willies.

And for some reason, I have this real distaste for Christine Cushing (SP?) she has a cooking show and I just can't refrain from commenting to my wife that I think she looks like skeletor, EVERY time I see her on the screen. No matter what we are doing...I mean, I'm sure she's a nice lady and all....

[Edited on Dec 24, 2004 by manualD]

AbeVigoda

AbeVigoda

Providence, RI
August 2003

DEC 24, 2004 08:23 AM

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV

- Liz Phair


Turn it off, unless of course it's reruns of Mr Ed or F-Troop. wink

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

DEC 24, 2004 08:26 AM

i have to turn it off or put it on mute. sorry but sex is way more important than hearing walt frazier saying "swishing and dishing/maxing and relaxing"

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:30 AM

Ovida said:
Eh, I've left 'Cold Case Files' on during the deed and that particular episode, if I remember correctly, was about a mother torturing and murdering her children one by one.

Still, one time I had to turn my Angel Santuary anime off because my guy got grossed out by someone's arm being ripped off...

And there was the time we were watching 'Army of Darkness'...



HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
biggrin

manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:32 AM

however, what was cool, and the TV was off, was when the hockey playoffs were on. I swear, right after finishing, Ottawa scored a goal, and all the yahoo's in the neighbourhood started their drunken hollering. It felt like they were cheering for me....

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

DEC 24, 2004 08:34 AM

You know, sometimes I am completely unwilling to miss cartoons...

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:35 AM

I'm thinking it must be a solution for premature ejaculation.

manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 08:42 AM

and another thing, and this is totally unpreventable, is that there is this crazy latino lady that live in the neighbourhood who screams all the time.

But wierd shit, in a real high pitch hag voice, stuff like "you juan fuck my asssss!!". Which could be sorta hot, until the rest of the neighbourhood who have long been pissed at this woman start rattling their cages yelling "shut the fuck up!", "shut up bitch!", etc.

Then she starts yelling "cho shut the fuck up"!

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 24, 2004 09:04 AM

PommyJeff said:
Also how the hell do you not have an opportunity to turn off the t.v. in the first place to avoid the deeply dark secret lives of your state and it's apparent love of necrophilia and sodomy?


*cut to living room scene*

Hey honey can you pass the remote?
Dammit this programme is just so damn crappy these days ever since Belinda left last... OH MY DEAR LORD MY COCK HAS JUST FALLEN OUT OF MY PANTS AND INTO YOUR MOUTH.... Heaven Forbid... How on EARTH did that hap....yeah....yeah...just there baby.

*cut to news programme ruining scene of intimacy*

I mean seriously... wtf? tongue



You don't know how often that happens to me.

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

DEC 24, 2004 09:18 AM

Making out and having that show where they guys try to sell knives by screaming was weird. surreal

germ13

germ13

United Kingdom
September 2003

DEC 24, 2004 09:39 AM

I left Labyrinth on the TV one time. It must be David Bowie. 5 hours and no 'big event' for me. I had to give up from exhaustion in the end frown

manual

manual

Canada
November 2004

DEC 24, 2004 09:50 AM

germ13 said:
I left Labyrinth on the TV one time. It must be David Bowie. 5 hours and no 'big event' for me. I had to give up from exhaustion in the end frown




Hmmmm 5 hrs? and you're from the UK?

Sting, is that you? All this time I thought it was that tantric sex stuff, and it turns out it was just David Bowie...

Domnicella

Domnicella

Flushing, NY
March 2004

DEC 24, 2004 12:02 PM

manualD said:
and another thing, and this is totally unpreventable, is that there is this crazy latino lady that live in the neighbourhood who screams all the time.

But wierd shit, in a real high pitch hag voice, stuff like "you juan fuck my asssss!!". Which could be sorta hot, until the rest of the neighbourhood who have long been pissed at this woman start rattling their cages yelling "shut the fuck up!", "shut up bitch!", etc.

Then she starts yelling "cho shut the fuck up"!


You sure she was latino? surreal in Canada?
And that was hot?

I find this irrelevant.
smile

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