queefing on command...

can you?

Yep.

Or, wait. No.

I can queef out of my ass.

on demand?

lol.... Yes. I have nothing to say to make that sound less embarrasing.
Can anyone do the "ping-pong ball trick"?

most of the time, but I don't think it's called a queef.....

there's a song by Vio-Lence called "Kill On Command" where it repeats that line throughout the afformented song, and now you guys have got me thinking "queef on command!"

I Dallas there was a radio show in Dallas on the Eagle, and two guys would have girls call in and do this over the air-waves sometimes; it was pretty funny. I think it was Kramer and Twitch or something like that.

from Wikipedia

"Queef is also obscure Australian slang for a friend who frequently ditches his friends for his girlfriend. "

i can make my dick queef. it sounds like a clarinet.

[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 by cklarock]

I am so drunk right now...I don't even know...

My sister did this and I slapped her.

i can make a girl queef on demand, you just have to move their legs a special way. Postscript: I'm really drunk now too

I hope you don't manipulate random women on buses.

only good friends

ahhh...the ole ping pong ball trick......Wendy O Williams of the Plasmatics does it in a movie called "Candy Goes To Hollywood" on the Chuck Bare-ass Dong show....before she was in the Plasmatics....It's a must see !!!!!!

awesome bar trick passes on by the woman's rugby team that I was priveldged to know about because I dated the captain of the squad. Best drinkups evar!

Well this is a pleasnat topic. Glad i came in.