Peeing on the inside

A joke is never funny if you have to explain it.

not about my physiology, about this being so understood as a punch line... lol impressive...

everyone knew this? sheeesh lol That's like a Frasier Crane joke..

god ... ignore me... i thought it was really funny/impressive... i'm done

the lady has a point, personally i'd just rather avoid a enema all together, but that's me.

That just sounds grose...

I bet there are a lot of people doing this. As for the cold vs. warm enema, cold enemas cause cramps, which I hear are extremely painful. And it's way, way easier (and totally painless) to pee with a hard on if it's morning wood instead of a sexual hard-on. And also, I have a theory that if you start peeing before you penetrate, it'll make it totally effortless to continue even though you're in close quarters and are being interested sexually, since guys can't stop peeing very easily. I can't believe I thought so much about this. I'm bad.

i'm here all week, and opening for urethra franklin at the glans in january . . .

[Edited on Dec 23, 2004 by in_a_blue_state]

A reminder for my fellow males who "suffer" from morning wood:

You know, if you have to piss while you've got a boner, you don't have to do it standing up. Sit the fuck down. Gonna snap it off if you try it while bi-pedal. Oh, and if it hurts when you piss with a boner, don't piss with a boner.

pee in her butt

well, peeing with a hardon is possible, but not easy at all. why do you think we pee in the shouwer? we don't want to try to pee in the toilet, getting in a three point stance using the tank, arching the back to help with the angle, and then aiming down, OUCH!

just pee in the shower, heck, it helps with athletes foot!

whiskey tango foxtrot... over

i had a girlfriend who wanted me to pee inside of her and for more that I wanted I could not do it, it is quite difficult, on the other hand, once in a jacuzzi she peed with me inside of her (I dont know how she did it) it felt GREAT, a hot pee flow bathed me, i tell you, it felt delicious

Worded well. It's possible, I do it all the time when I wake up :/

The REAL challenge isn't the peeing part, it's the angle, lol. You've got to like, squat and lean forward so you don't have to aim it down toooo much (cuz it's hard... And that like, hurts when you pull it down too much >_>).

so uh... yeah.

Call me crazy . . . but when the girl told me about this . . . it was sufficiently erotic, that I've started thinking about girls peeing on me in the shower, etc. Maybe water sports aren't so bad after all! Maybe a little research is in order?

Trying to piss in a regular toilet w/a hard-on requires such contortionism that if you used the same skills in bed, you'd have the BEST. SEX. EVER!!!

-TM

youd need a tarp to pull that off without ruining linens.

Peeing in the vagina is a universlly bad idea for both man and woman. Urine is mostly sterile but there are still cancer causing chemicals in the urine that can cause infections. If the urine seeps high enough into the vagina that it reaches the uterus all hell is going to break loose. Not only that but while peeing with a hard on is possible it is actually a health hazard for the male as it can damage tissue and allow urine to seep into parts of the penis it can't be released from. You could have him start peeing while he is limp and try to slide it in but then you still have to worry about what amonia(?) and other chemicals are going to do to your insides.

In other words while I support watersports enthusiastically this idea just plain sucks from where I sit.

A friend of mine tried it, and liked it a lot! "Just a little bit", she said "hold back a little... a nice little stream...". It almost makes your thoughts drift of to a nice little island, huh?
She wants me to try it with her some time. I'll report back (if still alive) when it happens

Dude, can't you guys just stick it over the rim of the sink and throw some cold water on it? That'll calm it the fuck down after a minute.

Snd what is it about INSISTING on standing up all the time? Does it really make you feel THAT manly that you can stand and piss? Sometimes it's just easier to ... Ah, nevermind...



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Now this does sound quite nice.

I saw this done once in a video, and while it was totally
... it's not something I plan on ever trying out.