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UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

DEC 06, 2004 10:47 PM

UpDate said:
Sex seems highly overrated. As a guy, it has gotten to be something of a chore. Often, I find it's just a big pain to stress about whether or not she's having the best sex of her life, or not.



This is what happens when the "nice guy" finally gets laid.

Snidely_Whiplash

Snidely_Whiplash

New York, NY
September 2004

DEC 07, 2004 08:19 PM

bgrrrr said:

scrantonian said:
the best advice i've ever been given: forget she's even there


You may as well fuck a warm pot-roast.


What?? And ruin a perfectly good pot-roast?

ScarredAngel

ScarredAngel

Arlington, TX
May 2004

DEC 07, 2004 08:57 PM

Performance Anxiety ate my fucking lunch tonight. mad
God how this sucks...

surface

surface

Vancouver, BC
October 2002

DEC 07, 2004 09:07 PM

UpDate said:

bgrrrr said:

scrantonian said:
the best advice i've ever been given: forget she's even there


You may as well fuck a warm pot-roast.


What?? And ruin a perfectly good pot-roast?


it's only ruined when you fuck it.

Snidely_Whiplash

Snidely_Whiplash

New York, NY
September 2004

DEC 08, 2004 03:57 PM

oops

[Edited on Dec 08, 2004 by UpDate]

Snidely_Whiplash

Snidely_Whiplash

New York, NY
September 2004

DEC 08, 2004 04:02 PM

surface said:

UpDate said:

bgrrrr said:

scrantonian said:
the best advice i've ever been given: forget she's even there


You may as well fuck a warm pot-roast.


What?? And ruin a perfectly good pot-roast?


it's only ruined when you fuck it.


It ruins the pot-roast for you, but not for the rest of us.

[Edited on Dec 08, 2004 by UpDate]

hysteria_22

hysteria_22

United Kingdom
August 2004

DEC 08, 2004 04:29 PM

Mate, sex is not over-rated.. it just sounds like you need to liven it up some.. throw in a pot roast, or a clown costume, or a chihuahua.. whatever floats your boat.. if sex is too mechanical, then you need to change something! biggrin

Snidely_Whiplash

Snidely_Whiplash

New York, NY
September 2004

DEC 08, 2004 04:37 PM

Hysteria said:
Mate, sex is not over-rated.. it just sounds like you need to liven it up some.. throw in a pot roast, or a clown costume, or a chihuahua.. whatever floats your boat.. if sex is too mechanical, then you need to change something! biggrin



That's just it. I'm tired of having to continually come up with new things, hopping around the bedroom trying to impress everyone. Mostly, I'd prefer to have boring sex from now on. Like, the kind of sex one can fall asleep to. In the olden days, there used to be oodles of women who wanted nothing but boring sex. Lights out, lets make sure we can't see each other and get this over with as fast as possible kind of sex. Last week, I was tentatively "dating" a girl, and she drew all over my naked ass with a ball-point pen. What the hell happened? Are there no women out there who are as boring as I have become?

Snidely_Whiplash

Snidely_Whiplash

New York, NY
September 2004

DEC 08, 2004 05:08 PM

WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO MY ASS???


[Edited on Dec 08, 2004 by Dick_Cheney]

SarcasticMenace

SarcasticMenace

Tunnel, NY
May 2004

JAN 02, 2005 01:56 AM

Dick_Cheney said:
WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO MY POT ROAST???


Man, Libra men are so fucking weird. confused

[Edited on Jan 02, 2005 by SarcasticMenace]

lollypopsnaggler

lollypopsnaggler

USA
May 2004

JAN 02, 2005 02:10 AM

I thought my sex life was fucked up. Thanks, I feel better now.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

JAN 02, 2005 02:14 AM

Dick_Cheney said:
...
to endow me with such a great cortex, just so I could try so hard to act like an ape?
...[Edited on Dec 06, 2004 by UpDate]



monkey is as monkey does

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