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Snidely_Whiplash
New York, NY
September 2004
DEC 07, 2004 08:19 PM
DEC 07, 2004 08:57 PM
Performance Anxiety ate my fucking lunch tonight. 
God how this sucks...
DEC 07, 2004 09:07 PM
Snidely_Whiplash
New York, NY
September 2004
DEC 08, 2004 03:57 PM
Snidely_Whiplash
New York, NY
September 2004
DEC 08, 2004 04:02 PM
DEC 08, 2004 04:29 PM
Mate, sex is not over-rated.. it just sounds like you need to liven it up some.. throw in a pot roast, or a clown costume, or a chihuahua.. whatever floats your boat.. if sex is too mechanical, then you need to change something! 
Snidely_Whiplash
New York, NY
September 2004
DEC 08, 2004 04:37 PM
Hysteria said:
Mate, sex is not over-rated.. it just sounds like you need to liven it up some.. throw in a pot roast, or a clown costume, or a chihuahua.. whatever floats your boat.. if sex is too mechanical, then you need to change something!
That's just it. I'm tired of having to continually come up with new things, hopping around the bedroom trying to impress everyone. Mostly, I'd prefer to have boring sex from now on. Like, the kind of sex one can fall asleep to. In the olden days, there used to be oodles of women who wanted nothing but boring sex. Lights out, lets make sure we can't see each other and get this over with as fast as possible kind of sex. Last week, I was tentatively "dating" a girl, and she drew all over my naked ass with a ball-point pen. What the hell happened? Are there no women out there who are as boring as I have become?
Snidely_Whiplash
New York, NY
September 2004
DEC 08, 2004 05:08 PM
WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO MY ASS???
[Edited on Dec 08, 2004 by Dick_Cheney]
JAN 02, 2005 01:56 AM
Dick_Cheney said:
WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO MY POT ROAST???
Man, Libra men are so fucking weird. 
[Edited on Jan 02, 2005 by SarcasticMenace]
unnecessaryz
Astoria, NY
July 2003
DEC 06, 2004 10:47 PM