cool/weird things said to you in bed.

relax baby, shit! i lost my wedding ring in there and she'll kill me if i don't get it back.

"why do i want some gummi bears?"

"now you be jimmy olsen and i'll be clark kent."

"Shit you should have been born Afro American"

first time with an older woman

"Do you want me to go down on you so we can fuck longer"

wow. you kinda remind me of what a grilled cheese sandwich looks like on the inside when you peel it apart...

my husband once started singing rudolph the red nose snowman as he was doing me from behind, no idea why it wasnt even christmas time.

"....have you ever wondered about transexuals?..."

"Now aren't you sorry you made that bet?"

"Wow... I've never been kissed like that before."

and something along the lines of....

"We definitely need to do that position again, cause that was awesome."

I guess it's not weird... just more along the lines of "cool".

"Well aren't you just mister stamina"

said in church-lady voice.

"You would make such a hot boy, too"

"You are one kinky bitch."


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"Let me hit it from behind so I can look at that phat ass!"

I'm thinking of becoming a post-op tranny but pre gender reconfiguration.... tits and a D... thats fun.

"I wanna fuck your mom."

Wow, who said that to you, if I may be so bold?

"I like making love by candlelight. There's enough light that we can see what we're doing, but it's dim enough that I don't have to see you too clearly."

My ego took a bit of a hit that evening...

Oh, hey, hey are those tears of pain or tears of bliss?
her: "well, after the first 10 orgasms, the latter, after 5 more the former"
and also her: "Hey, hellooooo, hey, hey" me: "oh hey err what oh, heeey sorry my vision went to all pastels and colors and swirly things" her: sigh, ok nomore sex while only you are psycadelics!

I've never cum more than 6 times before

on the church tip, i can't think of anything "cooler" than a girl in a catholic schoolgirl outfit face down reading me passages from genesis out of her bible while i'm jungle-lovin her from behind.

I think it was my imaginary friend Nowonmai who lives in my head.