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muse25

muse25

Slocum, RI
April 2004

AUG 25, 2005 08:37 PM

Im sitting with my boyfriend and a guy comes up to me and whispers in my ear.....

"where can i find a gurl like you?"

My boyfriend wanted to POUND the guy for whipsering in my ear...and then when I told him what he said......it took two guys to hold him back...

definaly the most dumbest pick-up line EVER for HIM lol....

but pure entertainment for ME wink

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by muse25]

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

AUG 25, 2005 08:48 PM

"Hey, do you think you could help me get my chair in the back of this van?"

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 25, 2005 08:53 PM

Hi.



I'm Clint Howard.

-TM

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by thefreak]

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

AUG 25, 2005 08:57 PM

uncomfortable said:
"i eat more pussy than cervical cancer"

or

"can i put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory?"


they havent worked so far... but its only a matter of time wink



Way to rip off T-Shirt Hell. wink

-TM

SwineDestroyr

SwineDestroyr

Columbus, OH
April 2009

JAN 19, 2010 09:37 AM

This is probably already here but I'm too lazy to find out:
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

oximoron42

oximoron42

Everett, WA
January 2006

JAN 19, 2010 10:06 AM

baby i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

jfollmar

jfollmar

Phenix City, AL
November 2009

JAN 19, 2010 11:48 AM

first look at profile pic.

"your not my cousin are you?"

fleshandbone

fleshandbone

United Kingdom
December 2009

JAN 19, 2010 02:15 PM

How do you like your eggs, fertilized?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

CornrowWallace

CornrowWallace

Fort Collins, CO
May 2006

JAN 19, 2010 03:13 PM

"Excuse me miss, but my cock just died. Can I bury it in your ass?"

-Doug Benson

dgrevolver

dgrevolver

USA
January 2010

JAN 19, 2010 04:18 PM

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"blackeyed

PeteyTheStampede

PeteyTheStampede

Petersburg, VA
July 2009

JAN 23, 2010 01:04 PM

"I have herpes, but i'm not having an outbreak at the moment." (said by a really hot woman to my brother. He passed).

"Want to see my squirrel?" (said by the same brother, who has a squirrel tattoo, to an attractive woman. They dated for three months, but she was a little weird, so I think it still counts).

Adrenochrome

Adrenochrome

Canada
January 2010

JAN 23, 2010 07:00 PM

"You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

Aaaand...

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JAN 23, 2010 07:56 PM

17 year old boy reaches over and strokes my arm hair.

Strong Chinese accent "Sooo sexxxxyyyy."

*shudder*

DoesntDance

DoesntDance

Glendale, AZ
February 2008

JAN 30, 2010 03:13 AM

So, where do I put it? And how much will it cost me?

issue_

issue_

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JAN 30, 2010 05:52 AM

Adrenochrome said:

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"



that's awesome.

Lucifer69133

Lucifer69133

I'm lost
February 2009

JAN 30, 2010 07:36 AM

Lemonkid said:
17 year old boy reaches over and strokes my arm hair.

Strong Chinese accent "Sooo sexxxxyyyy."

*shudder*



You dawg.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JAN 30, 2010 08:57 AM

Lucifer69133 said:

Lemonkid said:
17 year old boy reaches over and strokes my arm hair.

Strong Chinese accent "Sooo sexxxxyyyy."

*shudder*



You dawg.



It was during a class I was teaching no less.

Kali

Kali

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

JAN 30, 2010 09:04 AM

Lemonkid said:

Lucifer69133 said:

Lemonkid said:
17 year old boy reaches over and strokes my arm hair.

Strong Chinese accent "Sooo sexxxxyyyy."

*shudder*



You dawg.



It was during a class I was teaching no less.


Whoah. That is awkward...

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JAN 30, 2010 09:58 AM

You're the prettiest girl here... and you're the luckiest guy!
*Then comes teh punch in teh face*

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 30, 2010 10:27 AM

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Rumplestiltskin?"

boozeandviolence

boozeandviolence

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

JAN 30, 2010 10:48 PM

If I buy you a beer can we go back to my place?

_Crystal_

_Crystal_

Australia
August 2007

JAN 31, 2010 03:05 AM

A really drunk guy came up to me in a pub once and said "I bet you bang like a dunny door". puke

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 31, 2010 05:28 AM

MissChainsaw said:
A really drunk guy came up to me in a pub once and said "I bet you bang like a dunny door". puke



man, that's smooth.

annabeylah

annabeylah

USA
October 2008

JAN 31, 2010 07:37 AM

i'm AT WORK in my very indentifiable WORK UNIFORM and this guy says, "soooo.... do you work here?" whatever

Lucifer69133

Lucifer69133

I'm lost
February 2009

JAN 31, 2010 08:14 AM

"You remind me of my mom."

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