Worst pick up lines....

Im sitting with my boyfriend and a guy comes up to me and whispers in my ear.....

"where can i find a gurl like you?"

My boyfriend wanted to POUND the guy for whipsering in my ear...and then when I told him what he said......it took two guys to hold him back...

definaly the most dumbest pick-up line EVER for HIM lol....

but pure entertainment for ME

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by muse25]

"Hey, do you think you could help me get my chair in the back of this van?"

Hi.



I'm Clint Howard.

-TM

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by thefreak]

Way to rip off T-Shirt Hell.

-TM

This is probably already here but I'm too lazy to find out:
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

baby i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

first look at profile pic.

"your not my cousin are you?"

How do you like your eggs, fertilized?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

"Excuse me miss, but my cock just died. Can I bury it in your ass?"

-Doug Benson

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

"I have herpes, but i'm not having an outbreak at the moment." (said by a really hot woman to my brother. He passed).

"Want to see my squirrel?" (said by the same brother, who has a squirrel tattoo, to an attractive woman. They dated for three months, but she was a little weird, so I think it still counts).

"You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

Aaaand...

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in"

17 year old boy reaches over and strokes my arm hair.

Strong Chinese accent "Sooo sexxxxyyyy."

*shudder*

So, where do I put it? And how much will it cost me?

that's awesome.

You dawg.

It was during a class I was teaching no less.

You're the prettiest girl here... and you're the luckiest guy!
*Then comes teh punch in teh face*

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Rumplestiltskin?"

If I buy you a beer can we go back to my place?

A really drunk guy came up to me in a pub once and said "I bet you bang like a dunny door".

man, that's smooth.

i'm AT WORK in my very indentifiable WORK UNIFORM and this guy says, "soooo.... do you work here?"

"You remind me of my mom."