Worst pick up lines....

I'm no doctor, but you look like you might be tight enough for my dick.

You may not be a doctor, but would you mind if I stepped into your orifice?

So, which hole do you want it in?

i was in line at a mcdonalds in montreal
when a guy asked me ¨hey are u from tennesse?¨
i stared at him a moment and said ¨nooo¨
and he replies ¨well thats funny, cuz youre the only ten I see¨

pendejo, hahahha

clearly i didnt let him pay for my icecream and apple pie

A very drunk friedn of mine at a costume party . . .this guy was college line-backer (about 6'4" and 300+ pounds) . . .naked except for white boxers and a sheet tied around his neck like a bow-tie (was suppose to be a toga I think). . . .decided he was going to walk up to every girl and ask

"Hey! My names Steve. Wanna fuck?"

He left with a woman about 45 minutes later.

Moral of the story . . maybe the direct approach works.

True story

Woah woah WOAH!

If the guy was 300+ lbs he was NOT a Linebacker!

also, You have 206 bones in your body, want another one?

has that ever worked out for you?

Not yet. Does it do anything for you?

They call me Flintstone cause I make the bed rock.

Can't say it has

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

I'd like to stick my hardware in your software and not worry about catching a virus. DX

All bullshit aside. I think you're cute, I'd like to get to know you over a meal. Can I take you out sometime?

Never seems to work, so it's gotta be the worst ever right?

How about you fascinating, frustrating, enchanting members of the opposite sex tell us someting that will perk yur ears up?

Or is it that if you don't find him instantly attractive it doesn't matter what clever shit he has to say?

Can i see your tan lines?

I just have to ask....do you know what "and stuff" entailed?

I mean i completely understand that people without glasses don't read....but i was just wondering what the "and stuff" meant.....

I am also going to go ahead and assume you don't know, i can't imagine you carrying on a conversation with a person that asked you that.....

It, like, means stuff, and junk, ya know?

could just go with the greatest aussie pick up line "WANNA ROOT!!" works best if applied when really drunk.

Is Heaven missing an Angel? Cause you've got nice cans!

"Do you like Star Trek?" If yes, then:

"Wanna beam-up Scotty?"

"Hey, you 18 yet?"
I was 13, and he was pushing a baby stroller at a bus stop

Unless people yelling rude things out their car windows as they drive by counts, then that would be even worse... "HOT TOPIC SLUT! WHORE!"