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Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

NOV 18, 2004 03:16 PM

The word of the day is legs. why don't we go back to your house and spread the word?

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

NOV 18, 2004 03:21 PM

I think I can attribute my favorite to Sinister:

"You don't sweat that much for a fat person."

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:22 PM

him: excuse me, but do you know what the difference is between intercourse and conversation is?

her: no?

him: then you want to come back to my place and talk?

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 18, 2004 03:25 PM

*Looks down at crotch, then looks woman in the eye*

"Well, it's not gonna suck itself"

3DArtist

3DArtist

Olympia Fields, IL
January 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:27 PM

Guy: Are your parents retarded?
Girl: What? no why?
Guy: Because your a very special girl..

_VIC_

_VIC_

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:28 PM

does that shake come with fries?

_VIC_

_VIC_

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:28 PM

so many curves and me without brakes.....

_VIC_

_VIC_

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:29 PM

damn baby you must be tired.....cuz you've been runnin' through my mind all day!

Saya

Saya

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 18, 2004 03:33 PM

Hey- Are you Asian?

_VIC_

_VIC_

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:33 PM

damn that bitch fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

ok ok that one doesn't count but.....that was actually said to a friend of mine..... I had the pleasure of beating that guy with a pipe...... spent a "well worth it" week in jail.

SpaceHeater

SpaceHeater

I'm lost
April 2003

NOV 18, 2004 03:34 PM

'How much did you pay to get in?"

"In to what?"

"The gun show." (said whilst flexing biceps)


whatever

wolfwood

wolfwood

Madison, WI
March 2003

NOV 18, 2004 03:34 PM

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:34 PM

Saya said:
Hey- Are you Asian?



hahaha.

_VIC_

_VIC_

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:35 PM

wolfwood said:
Nice tits, wanna fuck?




you win so far.....

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 18, 2004 03:36 PM

Saya said:
Hey- Are you Asian?



I don't get it.


How do you like your eggs...scrambled, over easy or fertilized?

ormus

ormus

Everett, MA
July 2003

NOV 18, 2004 03:37 PM

You look nice, I like your hair, here's a beer, you ready yet?

Trevor

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO
July 2003

NOV 18, 2004 03:40 PM

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one over here talking to you. Wanna buy me a drink?

-Trevor

spazlite

spazlite

Delray Beach, FL
January 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:42 PM

"I gotta a hairy and I cum quick."
"You want to come home and meet my mom?"

MetaTag

MetaTag

United Kingdom
September 2002

NOV 18, 2004 03:42 PM

For an ugly girl, your not bad looking.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 18, 2004 03:43 PM

Hi, My name's Cash. Write that down, you'll be screaming it later.

How about a blowjob & a slice of pizza? What, you don't like pizza?

Are your pants made of mirrors...because I can see myself in them.

That's a nice dress...it'll look great in a pile on my floor.

Do you have a lot of Irish in you? Would you like some?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Soldatka

Soldatka

Germany
May 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:44 PM

rickets said:
I think I can attribute my favorite to Sinister:

"You don't sweat that much for a fat person."



I got that line once...to which I replied "You don't dribble much for an idiot" tongue

My fave saddo line:

"I'm a bricklayer, I like laying bricks and I like laying WOMEN"

yik! puke

EvilE25

EvilE25

Denver, CO
May 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:47 PM

Hi, do you want to go get a pizza and fuck?


.........What you don't like pizza? kiss

nolovetildeath

nolovetildeath

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:50 PM

I like your shoes, wanna fuck?

nolovetildeath

nolovetildeath

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

NOV 18, 2004 03:50 PM

Did that hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 18, 2004 03:54 PM

I don't exactly remember what this one dude said to me in the bar on Sunday, but he looked old enough to be my father and then said something about gin and within 30 seconds KtKate had to tell him I was her girlfriend. It must have been REALLY bad, whatever he said.

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