Worst pick up lines....

I think I can attribute my favorite to Sinister:

"You don't sweat that much for a fat person."

him: excuse me, but do you know what the difference is between intercourse and conversation is?

her: no?

him: then you want to come back to my place and talk?

*Looks down at crotch, then looks woman in the eye*

"Well, it's not gonna suck itself"

Guy: Are your parents retarded?
Girl: What? no why?
Guy: Because your a very special girl..

does that shake come with fries?

so many curves and me without brakes.....

damn baby you must be tired.....cuz you've been runnin' through my mind all day!

damn that bitch fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

ok ok that one doesn't count but.....that was actually said to a friend of mine..... I had the pleasure of beating that guy with a pipe...... spent a "well worth it" week in jail.

'How much did you pay to get in?"

"In to what?"

"The gun show." (said whilst flexing biceps)

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

hahaha.

you win so far.....

I don't get it.


How do you like your eggs...scrambled, over easy or fertilized?

You look nice, I like your hair, here's a beer, you ready yet?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one over here talking to you. Wanna buy me a drink?

-Trevor

"I gotta a hairy and I cum quick."
"You want to come home and meet my mom?"

For an ugly girl, your not bad looking.

Hi, My name's Cash. Write that down, you'll be screaming it later.

How about a blowjob & a slice of pizza? What, you don't like pizza?

Are your pants made of mirrors...because I can see myself in them.

That's a nice dress...it'll look great in a pile on my floor.

Do you have a lot of Irish in you? Would you like some?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I got that line once...to which I replied "You don't dribble much for an idiot"

My fave saddo line:

"I'm a bricklayer, I like laying bricks and I like laying WOMEN"

yik!

Hi, do you want to go get a pizza and fuck?


.........What you don't like pizza?

I like your shoes, wanna fuck?

Did that hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?