which melon should i have sex with?

while watermelons are not without their charm, they are very cumbersome, and not easy to come by this late in the year here in the south. i like the way cantaloupes feel, but penetration can be problematic, to say the very least. so i suppose it is down to a honeydew or a over-ripened casaba. what do you think?

i once used toothpaste as a lubricant whilst having my way with the tailpipe of a 1990 yugo. so let's just say, i am a little hesitant to use any liquids or salves while i am having intercourse with inanimate objects. but ty for the input!

wait wait, i hvae the best image for this thread. wait for it....

Growing up in texas you'd hear that you should check your melons for holes at the grocery store. Seems the migrant workers would get lonely on the farm. Racism - never not funny.

adam

never

Perhaps you could get a personal sized watermelon?

it gets better folks

OH YEAH *fap fap fap fap blort*

Fuck one of those square Japanese watermelons that are grown in boxes. It would be a whackjob horrifically fucking an abomination!

OR

Drill a number of holes in a cantaloupe and slip a razor in there. Then take turns fucking the different entries. If you dare!.

It would be like that scene in Flash Gordon with that killer hole bug. But without Timothy “Crap Bond” Dalton, and a whooooole lot of tears.

honeydew. i mean, come on--just the name itself is enough to get me all hot and bothered

ah yes, the gold.

now THAT ^ is geigh.

and juicy

That's hot.

You love it!

cantoloupe cantaloupe cantaloupe

I look so horrible with that pony tail.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2004 by JoshXXX]

and your butt smells

I retract my statement. Fuck a bagel.

"Angel food cake. With a really tight whole."

angel food cake isn't returning my calls