I LOST MY VIRGINITY:

While reading thru profiles i have found that some people have really funny responses to how they lost their virginity.... some not so funny!!

post what you wrote on your profile page for I LOST MY VIRGINITY:
and don't elaborate!!!

I'll start.......

and i think he felt used....

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: You too? Slippery little buggers aren't they? Here,bend over, I'll help you look for it.

To an actress on a matress on the floor...

as a young man...

And it was fun...except for the rugburn...and the hangover...

while listening to Christian Death's "Only Theatre of Pain" ... I have come a long way since then.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: And the search team was never heard from again.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: in a hasty thrusting motion which meant very little to me.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: Whoops!

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: In the back of a disused car behind some flats... we were only supposed to be having a chat... little did i know!

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: to the song Rock Lobster by the B52's




that is a TRUE fucking story!!!!!!!

I'm sorry.
That song is only six minutes and three seconds long.

I'd prefer La Monte Young's "Well-Tuned Piano." Now that's a whole lotta love.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: 17 minutes ago. In the backseat of your car. Clean out your glove compartment. It's dirty.

ehem, yes

I LOST MY VIGINITY: in a treehouse.

"At 16 in a walmart parking lot at like 3am in the back of my mom's car with his little brother, my mom, and her friend in Walmart. "


And it's true.

I know...i was sorry too....not about the song but..ehh, well, you know...then it went into "L.A. Women" by The Doors....it was just not a good expierence all around....

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: in a basement...dirty, dirty basement

In the Congo.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: shut up.

I compared my virgnity to booger fingers.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: ...with a girl participating actively.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: but I found it later that day under the chair.