Female Orgasm

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting a good giggle from this thread,,, evidence of intelligent life in Ohio is a good thing too, as two dear friends of mine are probably moving there...

Mabe if you looked at all this scientifically . . . . . . (backs away giggling)

I just know if i can't bring the girl to orgasm every time i try to bring her to orgasm, (which is every time except for some quickies, when it's about fun rather than orgasm), i feel like a failure.

A big failure.

You didn't read the whole thread did you?

You mean he wasn't being sarcastic?

Wow... maybe that's my problem. I've never had any pulsing merovingian manmeat.

Maybe you're just holding your orgasm identification chart upside down?


*runs away*

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I imagine that it would be similar to a woman getting bullwhipped on the clit but since i have an adam's apple, i wouldn't know.

Uh... 16Candles, have you ever been kicked in the balls? I "imagine" that getting bullwhipped on the clit would hurt like getting bullwhipped on the cock, just worse (same organ ontogenetically speaking, higher concentration of nerves - isn't logic fun? And this is not to say that wouldn't suck an amazing amount...) But the balls!!!! C'mon, we're talking about internal organs here! I think a better comparison would be getting kicked in the uterus, or something, which doesn't seem to happen very often, thank heavens. I tried explaining getting kicked in the nuts to a girl recently, and I definitely didn't get the point across...

Um, I totally forgot what this thread was about... sorry. Getting kicked in the nuts sucks. Seriously.

Oh, I heard somewhere that if you're not squirting when you come, it's not real. Can you believe that?

Actually, same girl has many a time compared her period to getting kicked in the ute... Maybe you're on to something. I guess the difference is that for boys, it's real sudden, and you usually don't know it's going to happenso it really sucks, while for girls, you know it's coming, perhaps to the day, EVERY MONTH... (Referring to comparative pain of a swift kickinthenuts relative to menstuation, NOT characteristics of male and female O!) Oh dear baby retard jebus! I don't know which would be worse... Maybe that's why you (girls) get to have orgasm in so many different ways...

See, every day men are bombarded with "better sex" advice, and "best orgams ever" stuff, and almost all of it says "If she doesn't come you're a failure".

This happens even on SG:
Make sure she comes first

i like orgasms

i agree.

getting bullwhipped in the nuts would be the same for a girl as getting bullwhipped in the ovaries. while ones body is still in the womb, they arent a determined sex, visably, until the ball-shaped-organ-thingies either turn into balls or ovaries. thats why boys have nipples! damn gina!

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About the whole 'trying to explain to a female what it's like getting kicked in the balls thing....'

My brother once told me to imagine getting an apeasiotomy without local anethesia.

Probably not close, but I got the picture.

Yeah, 'cause knowing it's coming means we don't feel intense pain that can cause vomiting for 3-5 days.

If you knew you were about to get kicked in the balls, would that make the pain easier?

Didn't think so.

If we knew then we'd just run away. sheesh.

This thread reminds me a lot of a song by a band I like called Gang of Four (who I just found out today are reuiniting after 20-some odd years).

It's called "Contract"

The same again
Another disagreement
You dreamed of scenes
Like you read of in magazines
A new romance
Invented in the bedroom
Is this so private
Our struggle in the bedroom

Is this really the way it is
Or a contract in our mutual interest

The same again
Another disappointment
We couldn't perform
In the way the other wanted
These social dreams
Put in practise in the bedroom
Is this so private
Our struggle in the bedroom

Is this really the way it is
Or a contract in our mutual interest

Our bodies make us worry
Our bodies make us worry
Our bodies make us worry
Our bodies make us worry

Is this really the way it is
Or a contract in our mutual interest
Is this really the way it is
Or a contract in our mutual interest

I really like the song, and it seems to be applicable to some of the issues that people are discussing here. Just goes to show you, even the most intimate moments that two people can share are still mediated by the ideas and perceptions of a whole society. That's a lot of pressure for guys and girls!

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I just found someone that is all about getting me off and I was someone who had a hard time with that - it didn't always happen. Well lately, with him - its almost always happening! I would say 99% of the time! He's amazing.

To OnlyOblivion,
I'm not trying to make a personal attack on you man, this is more like constructive criticism. You're a virgin. I can hope that it's because you are an intellegent, extremely well spoken 12 year old, or that you are saving yourself for marrage and its by choice but I seriously doubt both possibilities. You are probably under the misconception that women you know won't sleep with you because of your physical appearance. I'm sorry man, but in at least some cases thats not true. I know women that would have no problem looking past any physical defect or quirk in a guy with a good personality. Hopefully you picked up on the extrely violent reactions you got by the 4th page of this thread and realized that its what you say and how you're saying it that pissed them off. If you actually talk the way you write, its no wonder that they aren't attracted to you.
Read through the responses you have gotten and don't try to over-analyze the information and see what *you* think they are "trying to tell you". Read what *they* said and try to work on how you come across to others based on that.Many of them tell you exactly what you need to change in their replies.
One major one is the arrogance. You can't tell someone anything about themselves on such an intimate level and say that it is right or wrong. Its not black and white and its not your place to tell anyone else what they should feel.
Another is in your actual phraseology and choice of vocabulary. What are you? English major? Lawyer? Pre-med? Whatever you may do, most people don't like speaking to someone who consistantly uses over-complex language. I'm not saying drop down to grunts and whistles by any means, but you are coming across as condecending, and also like you are trying to make yourself look smart by using an abundance of "50 cent words" to cover for your lack of practical knowlege on this particular suject.
I could go on, but trying as hard as I am to make my post as elevated as yours is giving me a headache. I haven't used that many big words in such a short time in a while and its not coming easily anymore. Just keep it simple man. Don't be a prick, listen instead of talk (even when you KNOW that you having something "better" to tell them, DON'T. Keep your mouth shut and listen instead), use smaller, everyday words, and don't be self councious about the way you look if you are fat/ scoilios crooked/ terribly scarred/ or whatever else. Whats driving them away isn't the way you look, its the way you are.
Just work on it and you'll be nuts deep in no time

And one more thing that crossed my mind while I was reading this. Now that I've actually read everything past page 4 when I put in my first response.
To me this just seems like logic

The actual purpose of sex is procreation. At least the biological reason. It sure isn't my priority when I get down to it.
So the guy deposites his sperm into the woman. Wouldn't a female "squirting orgasm" be somewhat detrimental to the whole process? It could wash out many of those precious little squigglies that they just worked so hard to get in there.

Just a random thought that related to this thread. It may not be related to the origional post but it is to some of the later content. I figured why not throw in another tangent to follow.

EDIT: Doubled post. Oopsy.

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