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AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:05 PM

It seems like everyone is doing the deed here except me. Am I alone?

Benni

Benni

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 06, 2004 11:06 PM

tongue yes. you are the only one.

Benni

Benni

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 06, 2004 11:06 PM

er, wait. i mean... i heart abstinance. YAY FOR ABSTINANCE! love

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

SEP 06, 2004 11:07 PM

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:09 PM

Benni said:
er, wait. i mean... i heart abstinance. YAY FOR ABSTINANCE! love



it's not by choice...believe me

RuneLateralus

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL
December 2002

SEP 06, 2004 11:18 PM

*raises hand*

Not alone, sir.

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:23 PM

I'm predicting I'll be a virgin for another hundred years. Bastards.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:33 PM

cmon guys, ya gotta tease them?
i mean theyre virgins.
viiiirrrrr giiiiinnnns
and they have to LIVE with that.
every day
of thier entire LIVES


sigh. some people.

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:33 PM

i feel better now, kind of sad isn't it?

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:34 PM

so it's not by choice? maybe you're a virgin because you whine about being a virgin?

then again, you certainly don't whine about it as much as the ones who choose to be virgins, so you've got that going for you...

slash07231

slash07231

San Antonio, TX
November 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:36 PM

Definitely 100% here, just way too busy to get laid. But I'm working on it wink

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:36 PM

ThisAintNoPicnic said:
so it's not by choice? maybe you're a virgin because you whine about being a virgin?

then again, you certainly don't whine about it as much as the ones who choose to be virgins, so you've got that going for you...



this is true.

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:37 PM

Virginity... the cosmic insult.
I really don't whine about it ever, I joke about it sometimes though. It's funny to make fun of us cherries.

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:41 PM

Dude, relax, you're 19. I'm sure there are plenty of 19 year old virgins.

Now, there's a 38 year old virgin who works in my lab. She needs to be worried.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

SEP 06, 2004 11:43 PM

I was almost 21 when I lost mine. Come back to me in a year and a half. Then you can start to worry.

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

SEP 06, 2004 11:43 PM

legionnaire said:
Dude, relax, you're 19. I'm sure there are plenty of 19 year old virgins.

Now, there's a 38 year old virgin who works in my lab. She needs to be worried.



If she wears a lab coat and has pouty lips (like all female scientists, naturally) I may be of some service to her...

Kiki

Kiki

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 06, 2004 11:44 PM

I knew a virgin once, she was mean.

pixxy

pixxy

Canada
August 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:45 PM

i am

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:45 PM

I was a virgin until like last month.

Dave_the_Robot

Dave_the_Robot

Atlanta, GA
September 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:47 PM

Right here. My one real opportunity in highschool was with my best friend's slutty girlfriend of several years, so you can imagine why that didn't go through. Now I'm in my 3rd year at Georgia Tech, where students have a better chance of dying than of getting a relationship.

The odds are truly against me, but whatever, it'll happen when it happens.

[Edited on Sep 06, 2004 by WrongTurn]

hell

hell

Austin, TX
February 2003

SEP 06, 2004 11:58 PM

funny you should mention abstinence...

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

SEP 06, 2004 11:58 PM

Kiki said:
I knew a virgin once, she was mean.



This made me laugh. A lot.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

SEP 07, 2004 12:14 AM

topics like these remind me of the rocko's modern life when rocko had lost his car and was walking on the sidewalk, and an old old lady pulls up in a van and says:

'Hey , pedestrian whassamatta? aintcha got no CARRRR?'


mainly i think that line is really funny though.

Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

SEP 07, 2004 12:17 AM

Yes. Virgin. Me. I like being a virgin. I feel innocent. Besides, Shouldn't I be focused on life, instead of getting laid?

hell

hell

Austin, TX
February 2003

SEP 07, 2004 12:19 AM

euphplayer02 said:
Shouldn't I be focused on life, instead of getting laid?


how about both?

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