Is Anyone Still A Virgin?

It seems like everyone is doing the deed here except me. Am I alone?

it's not by choice...believe me

*raises hand*

Not alone, sir.

I'm predicting I'll be a virgin for another hundred years. Bastards.

cmon guys, ya gotta tease them?
i mean theyre virgins.
viiiirrrrr giiiiinnnns
and they have to LIVE with that.
every day
of thier entire LIVES


sigh. some people.

i feel better now, kind of sad isn't it?

so it's not by choice? maybe you're a virgin because you whine about being a virgin?

then again, you certainly don't whine about it as much as the ones who choose to be virgins, so you've got that going for you...

Definitely 100% here, just way too busy to get laid. But I'm working on it

this is true.

Virginity... the cosmic insult.
I really don't whine about it ever, I joke about it sometimes though. It's funny to make fun of us cherries.

Dude, relax, you're 19. I'm sure there are plenty of 19 year old virgins.

Now, there's a 38 year old virgin who works in my lab. She needs to be worried.

I was almost 21 when I lost mine. Come back to me in a year and a half. Then you can start to worry.

If she wears a lab coat and has pouty lips (like all female scientists, naturally) I may be of some service to her...

i am

I was a virgin until like last month.

Right here. My one real opportunity in highschool was with my best friend's slutty girlfriend of several years, so you can imagine why that didn't go through. Now I'm in my 3rd year at Georgia Tech, where students have a better chance of dying than of getting a relationship.

The odds are truly against me, but whatever, it'll happen when it happens.

[Edited on Sep 06, 2004 by WrongTurn]

funny you should mention abstinence...

This made me laugh. A lot.

topics like these remind me of the rocko's modern life when rocko had lost his car and was walking on the sidewalk, and an old old lady pulls up in a van and says:

'Hey , pedestrian whassamatta? aintcha got no CARRRR?'


mainly i think that line is really funny though.

Yes. Virgin. Me. I like being a virgin. I feel innocent. Besides, Shouldn't I be focused on life, instead of getting laid?

how about both?