"Choking kojak" to one's own reflection?

Is it normal to "feed the geese" to your own sexy image in the mirror?

NO.
Get help.

sometimes i use a dry erase maker and draw on mirror's reflection - turning my self into a woman (an ugly one) - i can jerk to that

Good lord!
This is just getting worse!

is it different for guys and girls?

I mean if a female did it would that be hot but it isn't when a male does it?

That was worded badly.

Ummm....feed the geese?

honestly, i can't think of anything more vain

i've seen a copule guys at the gym who definitely look at themselves in the mirror - just a bit too much

they probably do it

I don't have mirrors,they remind me of the accident...

but even if I did I wouldn't "feed the geese" or "choke the chicken" or "flog the Bishop" or whatever weird fucking name you want to put on it. Whatever happened to stroking it to porn? Hello?

Oh man, I thought everyone did that. I normally tend to the axe wound while looking at the poster sized fully color glossy head shot of myself that i have taped to my ceiling.

ok, jerking off to your own reflection is not healthy, if you make yourself a woman or not!! sorry but it isnt. and there some strange euphamisms you have there, ill have to remember them.

[Edited on Sep 06, 2004 by waltflanagansdog]

If you're a chick they recommend it. Otherwise stop you sick perv.

"tend to the axe wound"

Hehehehehehe...tha's funny.

So what would be the benefits then?

Ha! This is my horoscope this week:

In Greek mythology, Narcissus was the gorgeous demigod who had no desire for intimate relationships but fell desperately in love with his own reflection. From his name comes the word "narcissist," which refers to a person who is excessively self-involved, has an inflated sense of importance, and compulsively craves admiration. I've always suspected that Virgos are the least narcissistic sign in the zodiac. Many of you underestimate your self-worth and don't treat yourself with enough loving kindness. In fact, I sometimes get a mischievous urge to advise you to be *more* of a narcissist - like now, for instance. Here's an experiment I wish you would do: Spend 20 minutes in front of a mirror telling yourself how beautiful you are.

Have you seen Clara?

Yeah, now that you mention it I have.

Like I said before, who needs a mirror?

Yeah, I've done it.

What? ::shrug:: I'm hot!

Who is to say what is universally healthy?

I m-bate with pictures of myself that are 8 years old and I was seksi and not fat

Now that's hot!

And by hot I mean so disturbing it makes me want to scrub my brain with a Brillo pad.

can you pheel it!

[Edited on Sep 06, 2004 by beaky]

choking kojak... I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

FEED the GEESE?