I want to bring up the topic of size (once again). In regards to a man's stroke stick (erect penis). I'm asking for extremes here; the size where you think to yourself 'why did this guy waste my time'? What do you consider too small ("its soooooo cute"), and likewise too big ("Ouch!"). What's the cut off measure for pleasure, give inches?

maxx

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

AUG 31, 2004 01:42 AM

for scientific studies like this, it's more common to use the metric system.

swingkitten

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2004 01:45 AM

Thanks for clarifying the definition of "stroke stick". I was awful confused.

notjudelaw

I'm lost

June 2004

AUG 31, 2004 02:02 AM

Gee, I really do hope this is one of those threads where no one answers the question(s), and makes fun, and light about anything, and everything that doesn't matter about the subject. That would just be a wonderous joy too original for words. Thank you professors.

occam

Oakland, CA

OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2004 02:02 AM

"Stroke stick" reminds me of Billy Squire....I just thought that I'd share that.

Oh...an multiply your inches by 2.54 to find centimeters

[Edited on Aug 31, 2004 by Occam]

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT

December 2002

AUG 31, 2004 02:03 AM

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

AUG 31, 2004 02:06 AM

you might have more luck getting answers with the search function. however, i can boil it down to save you time:

women don't really give a shit about the size of your penis provided you have skills and personality to offer. if your dick is only an inch long that could be a problem, but it's far more likely that you'll find a woman who has trouble with a ten incher than otherwise.

or to put it some other way: shut up about penis size already. we don't care, so why do you?

maxx

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

AUG 31, 2004 02:09 AM

notjudelaw said:
Gee, I really do hope this is one of those threads where no one answers the question(s), and makes fun, and light about anything, and everything that doesn't matter about the subject. That would just be a wonderous joy too original for words. Thank you professors.

you mean....there are other kinds of threads?

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

AUG 31, 2004 02:15 AM

I can pick locks with mine.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

AUG 31, 2004 06:53 AM

If you wake up, the cat is licking your stroke stick and no one is around - do you make it stop?

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

AUG 31, 2004 06:57 AM

neodrunk

Minneapolis, MN

May 2003

AUG 31, 2004 07:03 AM

I only unit of measurement I use is stones... I'm 8 1/4 stones long, when fully erect.
How long a stone is... I have no clue.

side note: one stone is NOT equivalent to one inch.

BukkakeGod

Congers, NY

August 2003

AUG 31, 2004 07:09 AM

stones only work with weight in the Uk and ireland, i dont think they use them for size.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2004 07:16 AM

I am all the day m-bating with my stroke-stick up

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

AUG 31, 2004 07:19 AM

Oh, this isn't a Scorpions appreciation thread?

The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

AUG 31, 2004 07:24 AM

I'm sorry, what? All I heard was piteous whining.

corsair

Greer, SC

July 2004

AUG 31, 2004 10:48 AM

Clara said:
you might have more luck getting answers with the search function. however, i can boil it down to save you time:

women don't really give a shit about the size of your penis provided you have skills and personality to offer. if your dick is only an inch long that could be a problem, but it's far more likely that you'll find a woman who has trouble with a ten incher than otherwise.

or to put it some other way: shut up about penis size already. we don't care, so why do you?

Thank you, thank you! I've tried to tell these guys that they can express themselves in terms of "one size fits all".

miss_lady

I'm lost

July 2003

AUG 31, 2004 10:56 AM

Cash said:
I am all the day m-bating with my stroke-stick up

*snort*

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

AUG 31, 2004 11:03 AM

MisterSatan said:

I'm sorry, what? All I heard was piteous whining.

Ohhh... I thought it was incessant buzzing...

Dragonchylde

Wheat Ridge, CO

December 2003

AUG 31, 2004 11:07 AM

JoshXXX said:
I can pick locks with mine.

How you doin?

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

AUG 31, 2004 11:14 AM

notjudelaw said:
I want to bring up the topic of size (once again). In regards to a man's stroke stick (erect penis). I'm asking for extremes here; the size where you think to yourself 'why did this guy waste my time'? What do you consider too small ("its soooooo cute"), and likewise too big ("Ouch!"). What's the cut off measure for pleasure, give inches?

In other words, "Please tell me I'm the right size."

plasticfangs

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2004 11:24 AM

It's true...men ARE obsessed...

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 31, 2004 11:43 AM

Jesus, why do boys ask this question so often? Why are they so obsessed?!

Every woman will have a different preference, if she has one at all. And skill is more important than size. And being obsessed with penis size, especially your own, is annoying.

friedbanana105

Antarctica

November 2003

AUG 31, 2004 11:52 AM

stroke stick.

wow.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

AUG 31, 2004 11:58 AM

MEROVINGIAN said:
By the time a woman knows what size I am it's too late...I'm there...

...and done

So hot.

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