Turn-offs

I hate a person that when you’re talking, to them or anyone near them, they have done everything. Just bigger, better, or more often. Some people have to have every conversation be centered on them no matter what its about.

-bad teeth
-scabs
-women who dress conservatively & cheaply (Wal-or-K-Mart, Dress Barn, etc.)
-dress poorly in general
-granny panties
-most panty hose
-girls with that no-chin, Dr. Seuss-character look to them
-greasy, stringy hair
-taller than me (sorry, preference)
-heavier than me (that's a BIG gal!)
-strange odors
-uses curse words compulsively, not for emphasis or cleverness
-horrible grammar
-career comes ahead of everything else in life
-needs to learn smile, lighten up, or get a sense of humor
-quick anger
-driven by body image & fitness
-compulsively clean, ultra neat freaks
-willingly puts"Calvin peeing", "Bad Ass Girlz Drive Bad Ass Toyz", or "#3" stickers on anything.
-live & die for professional sports

- GAHHHHHHH...boys that get bossy and condescending about my choice of activity, personal hygeine (or lack thereof) and personal choices

Just shut the fuck up already.


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insecurity

the insincere
the insecure
faux intellectuals
snobby intellectuals (I'm smart, but I don't know everything!)
super skinnnies (I know you can't help it, but I can't have fun if i think I might snap you in half)
hairless men (looks girly - and I especially hate it if you shave, but don't shave often enough. If you can take the edge off a board with your chest, why would I snuggle up?)
poor manners (i don't care if you burp or fart at home, but in a restaurant? eew! Also, spitting in public is never ok)
people who are rude to those in the service industry (deal breaker - you're an ass)
bad teeth (what does it say about the rest of your hygeine?!?)
excessive substance use/abuse (you're an adult! have some self control!)
rich guys who act like they're "worth more" as people because of their money (and generally expect the rest of us to worship them. gag!)
people who won't read for pleasure
people unwilling to compromise or listen to opposing views (my man has different political views from me, but we respect each other and can discuss politics without getting into personal attacks - sometimes we even change each other's minds)
guys who want to "fix" my sexual quirks (if I want to go down on you instead of you going down on me, just be happy!!!)
guys who won't dance (I'd rather have you be a terrible dancer than a terrible bore)
people who say hurtful things under the guiise of "telling the truth" (if you are just hurting people's feelings and not achieving something positive, be quiet)

Grrrr.....

Um. this can be a mixture of turn offs and pet peeves.
-coughing and not covering the mouth
-those people who seriously wont hang out with you if you dont wear Volcom
-when a guy tells you "maaan i smoked soooo much weed last night, and these girls were like, ALL over me"
-pit stains
-girls that say "i hate girls"... just to sound cool
aaand narrow minds.

oh and.... i totally wear flip flops...but over here sometimes you have to or the surfers wont let you hang out with them.

wow im glad im just a dumbass

BUHAHAHAHAHA!

*bumps 'cause the thread is a DAMN good read*

1. girls who "like everything except rap and country". dude. how old are you? its 2005. we have the internet. if you don't like 50 Cent you'll love Tribe Called Quest. just google some shit. UGH.

and how can you not like the new Ludacris song?

2. urban outfitters employees and girls that look like them.
a) people that, for example, like The Shins and don't like The Beach Boys. DOUBLE-YOU-TEE-EFF? know your roots, mang.
b) those "vintage" tshirts that you buy NEW for $25. we know you've never been to Sao Paulo. and i don't care if you're an irish girl.

3. fucked up teeth, or lack of jaw-line. this is important. but too much jaw line on a girl looks scary... you don't want to be dating Joe Namath.

4. the thing where someone tries way too fucking hard to look good. the thing about style is you're supposed to look like you didn't even try to look this damn good.

5. stick up biznatches. oh wow! theres mars! theres jupiter! theres venus! and theyre all revolving around you!

As soon as I learn to read, I am totally going to bash some gays online. And then I will inform you that I own your ass, and tha tyou don't love me anymore, and then watch some football with my broes.

...I am such a cunning linguist.

So what exactly are trying to say? Are trying to say it's small? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY???

fakeness
hip bones
and fucked up teeth

<gasp> someone who doesn't like hipbones??

i need to take a picture of this thread.

penises on a girl totally turn me off. i'm glad someone out there agrees.

cocaine, and the treachery (sp) it induces.

-not knowing how to make good forts from couch cushions or cardboard boxes
-stealing my ninja turtle action figures, especially when you have more ninja turtles than me asswipe
-no plow experience
-farm animals in your sexual history (i have to draw the line somewhere)
-did i mention lack of plow experience?
-can't swim (y'know, in case all the icecaps melt and the whole world drowns underwater, like in waterworld)
-a bunch of other shit that i can't really recall at the moment
-inconsideration
-funguses that grow and grow from your arms or other extremities and you won't do anything about them
-when you tap one arm but then not the other arm (drives me crazy, please stop doing it!)
-lacking in plow experience.

rubber is a huge turnoff for me. I prefer latex blow up dolls .

those who eat loudly.
kills it.
every time.

1) A sense of entitlement.
2) Taking pride in being ingorant.
3) Lack of curiosity
4) Men (a big turn off for me)
5) Intolerance
6) The end justifies the means

i feel like Flavor Flav. in this thread... i keep going 'yeah! serious!'

ugh. never come to my neighborhood the kids are all on coke its horrible.

In no particular order...

1. Cigarettes. To each their own, but I can't date smokers.
2. Anyone who says "Man I got so fuckin' plastered last night...blah blah blah". Or people who list "drinking" or "getting wasted" as a hobby. Yeah you seem really interesting.
3. Eubonics or poor speaking skills in general. This has gotten out of control. It's really sad that we're in a time where I actually look at being well-spoken as a turn-on. It shouldn't be that hard to come by.
4. Any use of the phrases "sell-out" or "poser". Grow up.
5. Mark me down as a member of the anti-oranged-skin crew. Good luck with that skin cancer you get in a few years.
6. As much as I say I'd like to avoid judging musical tastes, I just can't stand emo. Sorry.
7. This is sort of obscure but oh well. I hate when, for whatever reason, people have trouble accepting the idea that it just might be possible for a skinny, "artsy" guy to be a big sports fan. Am I the only one who's run into this stereotype?
8. Anyone who says "oh my god you're so skinny!", "don't you eat?!", or "you need to eat more!". Jesus. christ. I know I'm skinny, and I'm eating just fine thank you.
9. Zealots of any kind. Lighten up, folks.

- short men
- smokers
- bad smells (poor hygeine)
- bad teeth
- obsessions with ex's
- no chemistry
- leaves me the check all the time
- skinny anything
- tiny penises
- too much jewelry
- not punctual
- homophobic
- no conversation initiatives/no education
- no life of own
- bad kissers
- body hair
- noisy eaters
- junkies
- bad dressers
- mama's boys

god i could go on forever ... this could be why i am single