Masturbating at work?

Ever pull it out and pull one off at work? I have, just once. After extensively flirting with a coworker who I knew wouldn't give it up(or at least, not that day), I decided something needed to be done. Ducked away into the bathroom. Full paranoia set in and I feared there were hidden cameras, but I think that element actually made it a little more satisfying.

Hot chick that works for me. She's married, but still flirts. Locked my office door and choked the chicken.

I did this at Borders more than I am willing to admit. But I hated that job like you wouldn't believe. I thought the company was so dedicated to crushing my spirit that having an orgasm on site was payback.

Guilty.

Yep, guilty. Use to do it in the fitting rooms...ALOT!

At my office there is a little private bathroom. It's one of my favorite things to do when it's really slow and I'm bored. It makes the day just that much better.

I haven't quite mastered the act of masturbating at work....but I did once have sex in the backroom with a co-worker.....

You are the master, I bow to you...

That is VERY impressive......kudos....

Guilty!

Co-Worker was flirting and teasing me all day and night. Torture. So I cranked one out in a restroom at work (i locked the door of course lol)

After we got off work.... We went out and needless to say fucked to timbuktu

lol @ Idjiit

Yeah, nothing like getting payed to spooge in a plastic coffee cup...
I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in SPOOGE!

*cough*
Too much???

my work has a very big bottle of Eros lube in the downstair's bathroom.

I have needs. Sometimes I have needs at work. I gotta do what I gotta do.

My goodness, where do you work?


I have to bring my own...

[Edited on Aug 06, 2004 by ColdNomad]

i work for a gay porn company. technically, the lube is for interviews.

One of the many benefits of working from home

And with all the cocksucking triangles you must witness on a daily basis, it's bound to come in handy. At least for me it would.

.....poor Siv....poor, poor Siv......

Most of my job interviews involve hardrives too. But I guess computer geeks are the consumers here.

Ok, I'm sold, I think I'll have to find some more time to love myself at work. It's not as if I'll feel guilty.

i used to do it all the time. i think i've only done it once at my current place.