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Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 13, 2004 11:27 PM

henry2112 said:

Solaris said:
thats just weird. normal girls swallow, anyway. haha.



I was under the impression that most girls do not like to swallow, hence the joke: "what's the difference between like and love? A spit and a swallow."

But what the hell do I know.



yea, i think that's the rumor going around... but honestly i don't know one girl that spits. all the girls i know swallow. maybe i just associate with slutttts. haha.

Pav

Pav

I'm lost
February 2004

DEC 13, 2004 11:29 PM

The trick, I hear, is to make sure it goes right down the back of your throat like a salty oyster.

bgrrrr

bgrrrr

Portland, OR
November 2004

DEC 13, 2004 11:37 PM

I have 3 takes on this:

1. Anybody called the good people from the Guiness Book yet?

2. "Performed by professionals on a closed course. Do not try this at home"

3. What in god's name did you do? If I received an hour-long hummer you can bet that either my car is smashed-up or the Platinum card is beyond maxed...


edited to add one more:

4. Lucky sum-bitch must have been thinking about differential equations, baseball or the periodic table for the last 35 minutes or so to last that long... wink

[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 by bgrrrr]

everytingends

everytingends

Canada
December 2004

DEC 14, 2004 12:28 AM

I had received head for 40 minutes once, I hadn't finished, but then she just quit...
by the way... how does it feel to have 9 pgs ( as of now, probably more ) devoted to your abilities?

HenryTMensch

HenryTMensch

New York, NY
December 2004

DEC 14, 2004 12:46 AM

Solaris said:

henry2112 said:

Solaris said:
thats just weird. normal girls swallow, anyway. haha.



I was under the impression that most girls do not like to swallow, hence the joke: "what's the difference between like and love? A spit and a swallow."

But what the hell do I know.



yea, i think that's the rumor going around... but honestly i don't know one girl that spits. all the girls i know swallow. maybe i just associate with slutttts. haha.



Ha ha, Sounds good. wink

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 14, 2004 01:55 AM

Pav said:
The trick, I hear, is to make sure it goes right down the back of your throat like a salty oyster.


Pretty much. I keep my head down (assuming I'm hovering over him) so the come stays against my lip/teeth, and I keep my tongue out of the way. Then, I throw my head back, slamming it back to my throat, and gulp quickly. It's like taking a shot of whiskey. If you practice, you'll never feel it again, and the taste is barely noticeable.

I do get a bit queasy from it, though, so I've often considered spitting it into a tissue. Nausea tends to impede foreplay. frown

lowroller

lowroller

Australia
May 2008

DEC 14, 2004 02:24 AM

I salute you!

ScarredAngel

ScarredAngel

Arlington, TX
May 2004

DEC 14, 2004 06:00 AM

Pauillac said:

CPD said:
An hour? WOW! I think I'd get lock-jaw.
Actually, I would prob quit short of an hour, accepting the fact that I can't suck dick....I mean, isnt that what it means when an hour passes and he has not blown his load? whatever



That's pretty much what it means - unless the exercise was to purposely delay orgasm by repeatedly easing off as the moment of truth approached.

The simultaneous hand action is the key to quick results. It won't take an hour unless the guy is:

-Shooting for his 5th orgasm of the day.
- Into other guys.
- A corpse.



Word.

viva_hate

viva_hate

I'm lost
November 2004

DEC 14, 2004 07:53 AM

and i thought 45 minutes was long, my face was sore

Rath

Rath

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 14, 2004 09:07 AM

Solaris said:
who does spit? i've never heard of a girl spitting.



All I can say is that our lives have been sadly different.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

DEC 14, 2004 09:11 AM

eh....impressive....*nods head*

now if you can get him to come in one hour three times on blowjobs (and not cause him pain-only pleasure), then you can have my job. until then, I still believe that i'm the truth at giving head. I would name names, but that would just be tacky, now wouldn't it? wink

[Edited on Dec 14, 2004 by Sydni]

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

DEC 14, 2004 09:11 AM

Rath said:

Solaris said:
who does spit? i've never heard of a girl spitting.



All I can say is that our lives have been sadly different.



I hear that

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

DEC 14, 2004 09:13 AM

the trick is to not let your body get sore. if you can talk and do other things with your mouth for long periods of time you don't get that sore. if your back starts to hurt, you're gonna get cranky.


micajah

micajah

Mcallen, TX
January 2003

DEC 14, 2004 09:15 AM

Poor Guy.

I_Poop_Too_Much

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost
February 2004

DEC 14, 2004 09:24 AM

I got an hour long blowjob once....

and I still didnt get off. frown Oral has NEVER worked for me. I'm jealous, dammit.

corsair

corsair

Greer, SC
July 2004

DEC 14, 2004 10:59 AM

Solaris said:

"i've never heard of a girl spitting. it's weird. it's already in your fucking mouth".

If you made up a plaque with that quote as the inscription . . . you could sell a million of them!

I'm in lust! love love love

Carpe_Diem

Carpe_Diem

I'm lost
April 2004

DEC 14, 2004 11:11 AM

I think i would acctually go mad sitting there lol biggrin

AllyCat_13

AllyCat_13

Frisco, TX
October 2004

DEC 14, 2004 12:26 PM

If I have my trusty viberator between my legs while giving head I could see myself going for an hour. Its been almost an hour before, but the guy wants sex so it stops. Its all about pleasuring yourself so you give better head.
I always do something to keep me going or have the guy do something so I don't get bored. But most girls get off while giving head, its Hot to hear a guy moan and feel him squirm.

FredVegasgirl

FredVegasgirl

Arlington, VA
December 2004

JAN 29, 2005 05:52 AM

wow- wish I could do that - my jaw would fall off

Burris

Burris

USA
June 2004

JAN 30, 2005 05:13 AM

aploud...nice

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

JAN 30, 2005 06:56 PM

I am impressed by your skill, beauty and fortitude!

Frenchy

Frenchy

San Francisco, CA
November 2004

APR 03, 2005 12:20 PM

I just got one of these yesterday... biggrin

Que

Que

Cockeysville Hunt Valley, MD
March 2004

APR 03, 2005 07:50 PM

i wish i had your jaw muscles

Helly

Helly

Australia
December 2004

APR 03, 2005 07:53 PM

You go girl!!!

ra0ul

ra0ul

United Kingdom
February 2005

APR 03, 2005 09:01 PM

an hour was he asleep. no bj should last that long. I would be depressed if it took an hour from good blow job.

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