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Cureelise

Cureelise

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:33 PM

I am the Pennsylvania Penis Inspector , I must inspect your penis

stavrogin

stavrogin

Boring, MD
November 2003

JUN 12, 2004 02:36 PM

Are you walking to your car alone later tonight?

velvetafro

velvetafro

I'm lost
March 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:37 PM

I'm Rick James Biiiitch !!!

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:43 PM

velvetafro said:
I'm Rick James Biiiitch !!!



Dude, you're getting a Dell

PumpkinEater

PumpkinEater

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:46 PM

how's fifty sound?

DisasterMagnet

DisasterMagnet

San Jose, CA
January 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:47 PM

"Weeelllllll? My dick isn't going to suck itself!"
biggrin

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by CoreOfSelf]

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:48 PM

i have a vagina.

inkdrinker

inkdrinker

Denver, CO
May 2004

JUN 12, 2004 02:59 PM

"Hi."

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

JUN 12, 2004 03:02 PM

This topic has been brought up a million times, just so you know.

Here is a thread in which I linked the 800 other threads in which pick up lines were discussed:

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/43076/

Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

JUN 12, 2004 03:02 PM

On the phone after receiving a phone # earlier that day. "I know this is cheesy, but you've been running through my mind all day."

Hey! I was 17!

And it worked! biggrin

My god, did it work.

eeek

Renton

Renton

Valparaiso, IN
January 2004

JUN 12, 2004 03:09 PM

What the hell do women need pick-up lines for? A woman could get laid everyday of the year if she wanted to, most men could not, hence their assumption that they need pickup lines.


edited because I can't spell


[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Renton]

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

JUN 12, 2004 03:16 PM

delusion said:
i have a vagina.



That would work quite well.

As opposed to the one my friend came up with:

"Word on the street is, you have a vagina!"

PumpkinEater

PumpkinEater

Brooklyn, NY
May 2004

JUN 12, 2004 03:24 PM

ok, how's a hundred?

Scuderiaferrari

Scuderiaferrari

Saint Petersburg, FL
January 2004

JUN 12, 2004 03:29 PM

i ask her, do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? when she says 'no', i ask her if she wants to come home with me and talk

ecky

ecky

United Kingdom
November 2003

JUN 12, 2004 03:33 PM

usually "would you be terribly offended if i chatted you up?" or "is it okay if i completely fail to chat you up?"

i find it cuts through most of the bullshit, i mean when a bloke goes to talk to a girl in a club he's not going to want to discuss the latest findings in cosmology biggrin

Occam

occam

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 12, 2004 04:06 PM

I have a vagina eeek














wink

TheArcaneCircle

TheArcaneCircle

Silverdale, WA
October 2002

JUN 12, 2004 04:10 PM

i dont pick up girls(or guys)..of course this would explain why i'm still single..

Sunnysunny

Sunnysunny

Russian Federation
November 2003

JUN 12, 2004 06:37 PM

Scuderiaferrari said:
i ask her, do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? when she says 'no', i ask her if she wants to come home with me and talk



damn that is deep.
only if we get to fuck after.

RockZombie

RockZombie

Denver, CO
December 2003

JUN 12, 2004 06:46 PM

i dont really use them that much. the last baltent onw i got used on me was: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

ugh

Occam

occam

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 12, 2004 06:54 PM

I've never actually used one in my life.....the only guys I've ever known that used them were the exact kind of guys I never wanted to ever be like.

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JUN 12, 2004 07:55 PM

will u sleep wit me m8


blackeyed blackeyed blackeyed skull puke

tartpop

tartpop

Fort Bragg, NC
March 2004

JUN 12, 2004 07:57 PM

so, you wanna go have sex?

edited to add: that's how i met my husband. blush

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Kettle]

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

JUN 12, 2004 08:02 PM

Kettle said:
so, you wanna go have sex?

edited to add: that's how i met my husband. blush

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Kettle]



Damn. I know it would work on me. Your husband is a pretty lucky guy.

tartpop

tartpop

Fort Bragg, NC
March 2004

JUN 12, 2004 08:05 PM

radiofrank said:

Kettle said:
so, you wanna go have sex?

edited to add: that's how i met my husband. blush

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Kettle]



Damn. I know it would work on me. Your husband is a pretty lucky guy.



awww

i think i'm the lucky one of the two of us. he's the best. love biggrin love

radiofrank

radiofrank

Mississauga, ON
November 2002

JUN 12, 2004 08:13 PM

Kettle said:

radiofrank said:

Kettle said:
so, you wanna go have sex?

edited to add: that's how i met my husband. blush

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Kettle]



Damn. I know it would work on me. Your husband is a pretty lucky guy.



awww

i think i'm the lucky one of the two of us. he's the best. love biggrin love



It's stuff like that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. smile

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