pick up lines u have used

I am the Pennsylvania Penis Inspector , I must inspect your penis

Are you walking to your car alone later tonight?

I'm Rick James Biiiitch !!!

Dude, you're getting a Dell

how's fifty sound?

"Weeelllllll? My dick isn't going to suck itself!"


[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by CoreOfSelf]

i have a vagina.

"Hi."

On the phone after receiving a phone # earlier that day. "I know this is cheesy, but you've been running through my mind all day."

Hey! I was 17!

And it worked!

My god, did it work.

What the hell do women need pick-up lines for? A woman could get laid everyday of the year if she wanted to, most men could not, hence their assumption that they need pickup lines.


edited because I can't spell


[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Renton]

That would work quite well.

As opposed to the one my friend came up with:

"Word on the street is, you have a vagina!"

ok, how's a hundred?

i ask her, do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? when she says 'no', i ask her if she wants to come home with me and talk

usually "would you be terribly offended if i chatted you up?" or "is it okay if i completely fail to chat you up?"

i find it cuts through most of the bullshit, i mean when a bloke goes to talk to a girl in a club he's not going to want to discuss the latest findings in cosmology

I have a vagina

i dont pick up girls(or guys)..of course this would explain why i'm still single..

damn that is deep.
only if we get to fuck after.

i dont really use them that much. the last baltent onw i got used on me was: nice shoes, wanna fuck?

ugh

I've never actually used one in my life.....the only guys I've ever known that used them were the exact kind of guys I never wanted to ever be like.

so, you wanna go have sex?

edited to add: that's how i met my husband.

[Edited on Jun 12, 2004 by Kettle]

Damn. I know it would work on me. Your husband is a pretty lucky guy.

awww

i think i'm the lucky one of the two of us. he's the best.

It's stuff like that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.