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ViolenceJack

ViolenceJack

Wichita, KS
April 2003

MAY 18, 2004 11:05 PM

So, I'm sitting here watching Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back and Eliza Dushku is getting ready to bone the delivery boy, and I was wondering, has anyone ever actually committed the porn cliche and fucked the delivery person?

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

MAY 18, 2004 11:14 PM

*waits for Sorcha to comment*

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 18, 2004 11:19 PM

They're lucky if they even get a tip from me!!


*that's a joke, son ... *

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

MAY 18, 2004 11:21 PM

*pulls up a chair and waits for ________ to comment*

ROFLMMFAOLOLWTFone

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 18, 2004 11:26 PM

As an ex-delivery guy, I can safely say conservative housewives and their spoiled daughters don't fancy the pizza guy.

Okay, well, they don't fancy *this* pizza guy.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 18, 2004 11:30 PM

Unfortunately, she didn't deliver to Miami frown

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

MAY 18, 2004 11:35 PM

If you order the "extra anchovies" you will get laid.

billybillybilly

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

MAY 18, 2004 11:37 PM

Naw, the pizza guy doesn't like me. I totally tried answering the door in my bra once and he just wasn't impressed... frown

Kiki

Kiki

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 18, 2004 11:44 PM

Ive worked at a few pizza places and the delivery guys really dont have the time to fuck around... theyre totally timed. Well atleast if they want to keep their job.

I still work with pizza. T_T

Anyone dig the pizza gurl ? tongue

billybillybilly

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

MAY 18, 2004 11:46 PM

How much for a delivery to Minnesota? And can I get a Hawiian? love

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

MAY 18, 2004 11:53 PM

DisKittyIsFeisty said:
Ive worked at a few pizza places and the delivery guys really dont have the time to fuck around... theyre totally timed. Well atleast if they want to keep their job.

I still work with pizza. T_T

Anyone dig the pizza gurl ? tongue



Man, there were some excellent chicks who worked the counter where I was Delivery Manager. My boss wouldn't let me hire chicks for the delivery staff, because he was afraid they'd get raped or something on their shift. But during they day, when he wasn't there, I'd let the counter girls take deliveries. They made something like 2 bucks more per tip on a average than the guys.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

MAY 18, 2004 11:55 PM

Sadly men associated with pizza don't seem to get laid. frown

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 18, 2004 11:56 PM

I don't think I've ever seen a girl delivering pizzas... And I'm not even close to desperate enough to nail any of the ugly old guys who have brought pizza to me.

However, when I worked at Boston Pizza, I would have been all over the phone girl in a heartbeat. You know... if her boyfriend hadn't been 8 times my size and all.

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 19, 2004 12:14 AM

Maxx said:
*pulls up a chair and waits for ________ to comment*

ROFLMMFAOLOLWTFone



OMGOMGOMOOMG LMAO ROFL!!!!

Kestrel

Kestrel

Austin, TX
July 2003

MAY 19, 2004 12:15 AM

Scopitone said:

Maxx said:
*pulls up a chair and waits for ________ to comment*

ROFLMMFAOLOLWTFone



OMGOMGOMOOMG LMAO ROFL!!!!


I knew you were secretly a pre-teen girl in disguise ALL along!

ViolenceJack

ViolenceJack

Wichita, KS
April 2003

MAY 19, 2004 12:22 AM

I have had a girl deliver my pizza at least once. While I was in the army I went to Fort Polk for JRTC and ended up riding around with a pizza delivery girl for a while. She wanted to go back to her place after her shift and watch a movie and hang out, but she eventually had second thoughts and I let it go.

mohawk_138

mohawk_138

Dover, OH
September 2003

MAY 19, 2004 12:27 AM

As a rule of thumb pizza guys don't get hit on that frequently, but it does happen. It's just like any other public servant position, you're bound to run into someone that's not only attracted to you, but ballsy enough to hit on you. It happens, but as previously stated we are working at the time, so we pretty much have to show up and go. Most of the time, a quick number will be given or a meet me here after work. However, in the case of Elisha, I'd just have to find another job after never coming back from that trip.....

mohawk_138

mohawk_138

Dover, OH
September 2003

MAY 19, 2004 12:29 AM

Also, I've been invited in for a number of mind altering things when on deliveries, but seeing as I need my frame of mind to be driving, I pass on those.

Flick

Flick

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 19, 2004 12:34 AM

When I was 18 I answered the door naked (amid giggles) for the pizza... hehe I bet that he still remembers his days as a pizza delivery days with a special fondness in his pants. biggrin

MrClean

MrClean

West Hollywood, CA
September 2003

MAY 19, 2004 12:36 AM

My college roomie nailed the pizza girl...I woke up the next day to find her in the kitchen wearing only a short t-shirt...stealing the prize out of my cereal (...bitch).

Flick

Flick

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 19, 2004 12:38 AM

MrClean said:
My college roomie nailed the pizza girl...I woke up the next day to find her in the kitchen wearing only a short t-shirt...stealing the prize out of my cereal (...bitch).


Is it totally wrong that that just put me in a fit of giggles? tongue

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAY 19, 2004 12:39 AM

wingedyouth said:
My boss wouldn't let me hire chicks for the delivery staff...


That is completely illegal. It's amazing no pissed off counter girl has sued him yet. And she would win, too.

Flick

Flick

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 19, 2004 12:42 AM


love

bigjosh

bigjosh

I'm lost
March 2004

MAY 19, 2004 01:07 AM

lol if i had a hot delivery chick show up lol i would totally bang her lol

*goes back to his bed...its too damn early...*

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAY 19, 2004 01:11 AM

He fixes the cable?

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