Pizza Delivery

So, I'm sitting here watching Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back and Eliza Dushku is getting ready to bone the delivery boy, and I was wondering, has anyone ever actually committed the porn cliche and fucked the delivery person?

*waits for Sorcha to comment*

They're lucky if they even get a tip from me!!


*that's a joke, son ... *

*pulls up a chair and waits for ________ to comment*

ROFLMMFAOLOLWTFone

As an ex-delivery guy, I can safely say conservative housewives and their spoiled daughters don't fancy the pizza guy.

Okay, well, they don't fancy *this* pizza guy.

Unfortunately, she didn't deliver to Miami

If you order the "extra anchovies" you will get laid.

Naw, the pizza guy doesn't like me. I totally tried answering the door in my bra once and he just wasn't impressed...

How much for a delivery to Minnesota? And can I get a Hawiian?

Man, there were some excellent chicks who worked the counter where I was Delivery Manager. My boss wouldn't let me hire chicks for the delivery staff, because he was afraid they'd get raped or something on their shift. But during they day, when he wasn't there, I'd let the counter girls take deliveries. They made something like 2 bucks more per tip on a average than the guys.

Sadly men associated with pizza don't seem to get laid.

I don't think I've ever seen a girl delivering pizzas... And I'm not even close to desperate enough to nail any of the ugly old guys who have brought pizza to me.

However, when I worked at Boston Pizza, I would have been all over the phone girl in a heartbeat. You know... if her boyfriend hadn't been 8 times my size and all.

OMGOMGOMOOMG LMAO ROFL!!!!

I knew you were secretly a pre-teen girl in disguise ALL along!

I have had a girl deliver my pizza at least once. While I was in the army I went to Fort Polk for JRTC and ended up riding around with a pizza delivery girl for a while. She wanted to go back to her place after her shift and watch a movie and hang out, but she eventually had second thoughts and I let it go.

As a rule of thumb pizza guys don't get hit on that frequently, but it does happen. It's just like any other public servant position, you're bound to run into someone that's not only attracted to you, but ballsy enough to hit on you. It happens, but as previously stated we are working at the time, so we pretty much have to show up and go. Most of the time, a quick number will be given or a meet me here after work. However, in the case of Elisha, I'd just have to find another job after never coming back from that trip.....

Also, I've been invited in for a number of mind altering things when on deliveries, but seeing as I need my frame of mind to be driving, I pass on those.

My college roomie nailed the pizza girl...I woke up the next day to find her in the kitchen wearing only a short t-shirt...stealing the prize out of my cereal (...bitch).

lol if i had a hot delivery chick show up lol i would totally bang her lol

*goes back to his bed...its too damn early...*

He fixes the cable?