I thought getting head was great already, then I had a girlfriend who had a tongue piercing and both my heads were blown. That was great. What other stuff is there to try to spice up a blowjob?
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
overrated as an "enhancement" experience. Like saying......"this is the best steak I've ever eaten...I'll bet it would be even BETTER if I ate it on a ferris wheel".
You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.
Cash said:
You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.
Cash said:
You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.
I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.
I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
Just because you go for the Big Mac meal doesn't mean the rest of us aren't satisfied with the sandwich .... finger up the ass totally optional, especially while driving ....
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.
I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...
prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....
Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.
Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.
I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...
If you do it right.
Unless he's got that murdercock from Seven. But then you shouldn't be giving him head anyway.
Immortal_kiam
Warwick, RI
April 2012
NOV 22, 2012 12:38 AM