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Immortal_kiam

Immortal_kiam

Warwick, RI
April 2012

NOV 22, 2012 12:38 AM

I thought getting head was great already, then I had a girlfriend who had a tongue piercing and both my heads were blown. That was great. What other stuff is there to try to spice up a blowjob?

LazarusCries

LazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

NOV 22, 2012 03:32 AM

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lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

NOV 22, 2012 04:28 AM

get her to eat jalapenos first.......


MajorBoredom

MajorBoredom

Grand Prairie, TX
November 2006

NOV 22, 2012 06:49 AM

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SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 22, 2012 07:38 AM

Why do I get the feeling this thread is fishing for a "finger in the ass" suggestion?

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

NOV 22, 2012 11:24 AM

Some scented candles, Enya's "Sail Away" playing on the stereo, blood alcohol level above 0.8 and of course a finger in the butt.

prepost

prepost

I'm lost
November 2012

NOV 26, 2012 04:59 PM

while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

NOV 26, 2012 05:01 PM



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hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

NOV 28, 2012 10:41 PM

MDW said:
Some scented candles, Enya's "Sail Away" playing on the stereo, blood alcohol level above 0.8 and of course a finger in the butt.



Romance. It isn't dead.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 28, 2012 10:50 PM

MDW said:
Some scented candles, Enya's "Sail Away" playing on the stereo, blood alcohol level above 0.8 and of course a finger in the butt.



I prefer some slow jazz with a finger up the butt.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 28, 2012 10:50 PM

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

NOV 29, 2012 12:32 AM

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.

spiritdave

spiritdave

United Kingdom
August 2011

NOV 29, 2012 02:35 AM

Having Perrie do it... She is so inventive! Also, enjoying it from two girls with vastly different styles of sucking is perfect.

Unloading into the other girls mouth while your fiancée kisses you passionately on the mouth too is mindblowingly sexy...

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 29, 2012 07:29 AM

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.



with a finger up the butt.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2012 09:07 AM

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



overrated as an "enhancement" experience. Like saying......"this is the best steak I've ever eaten...I'll bet it would be even BETTER if I ate it on a ferris wheel".

You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 29, 2012 09:31 AM

Cash said:
You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.



This man is wise.

Also, reciprocating.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 29, 2012 09:34 AM

mydogfarted said:

Cash said:
You know what REALLY makes getting head better? A partner who's into it. Nothing is less sexy than a half-hearted, "I guess I have to do this every now & then", blowjob.



This man is wise.

Also, reciprocating.



With a finger up the butt?

Stiles

Stiles

Philadelphia, PA
November 2002

NOV 29, 2012 09:44 AM

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



...or a parked car or three...


Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

NOV 29, 2012 10:22 AM

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.



I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 29, 2012 02:05 PM

Dryad said:

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.



I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.



I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

NOV 29, 2012 04:47 PM

Coyotemike said:

Dryad said:

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.



I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.



I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...



If you do it right.

prepost

prepost

I'm lost
November 2012

NOV 29, 2012 05:11 PM

Coyotemike said:

Dryad said:

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.




Just because you go for the Big Mac meal doesn't mean the rest of us aren't satisfied with the sandwich .... finger up the ass totally optional, especially while driving ....
I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.



I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...



CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

NOV 29, 2012 05:18 PM

Who are you answering, and in what way?

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

NOV 29, 2012 07:10 PM

Pom_felo said:

Coyotemike said:

Dryad said:

semiretiredpunk said:

Coyotemike said:

prepost said:
while driving ..... it hasn't happened yet but I'm sure it'll make both activities all that more satisfying ....



Right up until you crash into that cop car with a finger up the butt.



Doing it while driving has always scared me. What if I hit a really bad pothole with all those teeth around my dick? It's made mostly of tough connective tissue, so she might not bite it off, but it wouldn't be comfortable at all.



I won't give road head, because if I'm doing it right, he'll crash the car. Then I'll die from getting simultaneously stabbed in the throat with a dick, and slammed in the head with a steering column.



I don't think penises are sharp enough for that...



If you do it right.



Unless he's got that murdercock from Seven. But then you shouldn't be giving him head anyway.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 29, 2012 11:05 PM

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