Sexy things that aren't really sexy.

I think I love you. Lol.

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I kid. I just wanted an excuse to post some hentai weirdness.

But seriously there are some people that enjoy it (giving or receiving or both). I haven't gotten into it but I am positive that I'd like it if I was with someone that liked it too.

There are a lot of nerve ending there. And I do like to play with them. Supposedly good stuff can follow. Perhaps it's the direct anal (with no other stimulation) that is strange. I agree with that. However I bet if you get conditioned by anal plus stimulation, just anal might become enough.

you wouldn't want to deprive girls who say they can only squirt from anal sex now would ya!

it might be just me but booty shaking does nothing for me...big turn-off

Fake tans and bleach blonde hair. Plus, the O-faces women make can be rather funny, not to mention porn star moans. It's just all too contrived for me.

but saying 'oh baby your so big' over and over during sex just seems so incredibly real.....

Women in the shower, no thanks.

But...they're all SHINEY!!!

...and soapy!

the sexy wet look has never worked for me either...i don't find wet hair that attractive

that can ruin everything for me...but i suppose that that fits with the general "fake" that pervades the thread. such as tans, faces, moans, etc...

but honestly..freakishly long fake nails on an otherwise flawless set will devastate me.

Tans. That is all for now.

Men's bodies. Yes, I am attracted to men. But I am attracted to their character, their demeanor, the cadence of their voice, their intelligence. When I want a man for those reasons, that is when their bodies become sexy to me. And whatever body comes along with it turns me on. I can't look at a picture of a man's body and be turned on in the same way I can with women.
Weird? Maybe.

I just feel like a shower/bath is on the same level as eating and sitting on the toilet. None of it is sexually appealing to me. I like it when chicks are wet, I like chicks looking shiney. But, I don't want to see a chick cleaning herself.

Maybe if she has a removable shower head. Maybe.

Ooooh, you mean a REAL shower. Yeah, watching her scrub vigorously between her butt cheeks with a loofa isn't that great.

i prefer she uses my face....i do a great buff and shine