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Shera

Shera

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

FEB 29, 2004 08:57 PM

Okay ladies,have you ever been with a guy that has a small weiner??And you don't know what to do..b/c it is really ugly and little and you don't want to make the guy feel bad???But you also don't want to have regular sex b/c you won't be able to feel it....but you like him...he is nice.............so go straight to the back door...and say something like..."Stick It in My Dirty Ass"....
Lovemaking is left for the guys with the donkey dicks....and guys with small dicks get the privledge of a porn star moment and at least I walk away satisfied...
All you guys with little ones.....stick it in my dirty ass...
Thanks
Shera

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:02 PM

Jesus, I never knew guys with small dicks did anything other than cry in the shower.

TygerTyger

TygerTyger

Canada
March 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:04 PM

Apparently they get to fuck Shera in the ass.

I'd say that's a decent consolation prize. biggrin

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 29, 2004 09:05 PM

Shera said:
Okay ladies,have you ever been with a guy that has a small weiner??And you don't know what to do..b/c it is really ugly and little and you don't want to make the guy feel bad???But you also don't want to have regular sex b/c you won't be able to feel it....but you like him...he is nice.............so go straight to the back door...and say something like..."Stick It in My Dirty Ass"....
Lovemaking is left for the guys with the donkey dicks....and guys with small dicks get the privledge of a porn star moment and at least I walk away satisfied...
All you guys with little ones.....stick it in my dirty ass...
Thanks
Shera



HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Thank you.....this just made me laugh my ass off.

Lostinage

Lostinage

Mount Wolf, PA
December 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:08 PM

I totally want a small wang now!

EatMyBabies

EatMyBabies

Medway, MA
February 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:08 PM

i knew this large cock was a curse

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 29, 2004 09:09 PM

Cash said:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! Thank you.....this just made me laugh my ass off.


The guys she's asked to stick it in her dirty butt aren't likely to feel that way, but that kind of thing has never stopped anyone from laughing before.

RatBugDave

RatBugDave

Nashville, TN
July 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:09 PM


StickyNuts said:
I totally want a small wang now!





you can have mine............ frown

[Edited on Feb 29, 2004 by ratbug56]

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

FEB 29, 2004 09:11 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
Jesus, I never knew guys with small dicks did anything other than cry in the shower.



He's right! I've spent over $600 dollars this month on water bills and Kleenex.

Shera

Shera

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

FEB 29, 2004 09:12 PM

EatMyBabies said:
i knew this large cock was a curse



no big ones are welcome there too...or whereever.....BUT small ones are only welcome in the poop chute.....just to clarify

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:12 PM

I'm speechless. You actually sleep with guys with small dicks? wink

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

FEB 29, 2004 09:13 PM

eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

FEB 29, 2004 09:14 PM

Shera said:

EatMyBabies said:
i knew this large cock was a curse



no big ones are welcome there too...or whereever.....BUT small ones are only welcome in the poop chute.....just to clarify



Google image search result for "poop chute."


UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:19 PM

ticktockticktock said:
Apparently they get to fuck Shera in the ass.

I'd say that's a decent consolation prize. biggrin



But what are all the baby-dicks in the world suppose to do, what with only one known Shera ass?

doctashock

doctashock

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:20 PM

:wishes he could find image of Jim Carrey:

So you're saying there's a chance....

max_murder

max_murder

Astoria, NY
February 2004

FEB 29, 2004 09:20 PM

*cuts dick in half*

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 29, 2004 09:20 PM

unravled said:
I'm speechless. You actually sleep with guys with small dicks? wink



Uh, um, yeah! What's wrong with you, Shera?

*grabs more balled-up socks*

Stormy

Stormy

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

FEB 29, 2004 09:22 PM

hahahaha.

i adore you.

Bad_Scott

Bad_Scott

Madison, WI
February 2004

FEB 29, 2004 09:26 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
But what are all the baby-dicks in the world suppose to do, what with only one known Shera ass?



They're small, a bunch of them can probably fit in at once.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:29 PM

MisterSatan said:

Uh, um, yeah! What's wrong with you, Shera?

*grabs more balled-up socks*



Could you at least use clean socks this time?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 29, 2004 09:30 PM

What? They were clean!

*furtively does quick load of laundry*

August_Mobius

August_Mobius

Canada
November 2002

FEB 29, 2004 09:32 PM

Now I don't feel nearly so useless tongue

JohnnyDeLicious

JohnnyDeLicious

Wallis And Futuna
November 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:34 PM

Shera said:
Okay ladies,have you ever been with a guy that has a small weiner? stick it in my dirty ass...
Thanks
Shera



Sniff sniff... I know exactly how she feels.


wink

el_oso

el_oso

Canada
September 2002

FEB 29, 2004 09:35 PM

a google image search for 'dirty ass' resulted in this:



it must mean that bill pullman has a small weiner

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

FEB 29, 2004 09:38 PM

The funniest part is that, according to her journal, she wouldn't even need to tell the guys what to do. Her parrot could tell them for her. (See Feb 2)

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