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PvtKayneKuehne

PvtKayneKuehne

I'm lost
June 2011

JUN 28, 2011 06:03 PM

So I only ask this because in a few days I get to go home and I get to go see this woman I've known for a few years now, and I know I'm going to get to have sex with her, only problem is she is way more expierenced then myself. I'm just wondering if anyone has any tips for me to make the time I'm going to have with here amazing, fun and different for her.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUN 28, 2011 06:21 PM

Go for the pooper.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUN 28, 2011 06:22 PM

Coyotemike said:
Go for the pooper.



Full force, with no warning.

PvtKayneKuehne

PvtKayneKuehne

I'm lost
June 2011

JUN 28, 2011 06:27 PM

ha well that's one way.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUN 28, 2011 06:38 PM

Your first time is going to be different for her, period. One way you don't want to be remembered is being one of those assholes who tries to convince her you don't wear condoms. Chances are your be remembered as the guy she's never going to fuck for that move. Just don't be a douche.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUN 28, 2011 06:59 PM

mydogfarted said:
Your first time is going to be different for her, period. One way you don't want to be remembered is being one of those assholes who tries to convince her you don't wear condoms. Chances are your be remembered as the guy she's never going to fuck for that move. Just don't be a douche.



And then?

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

JUN 28, 2011 07:47 PM

Coyotemike said:

And then?



No and then!

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

JUN 28, 2011 07:59 PM

you could always dress up as a clown. im sure she will remember that.

Penfold169

Penfold169

Mansfield, TX
April 2008

JUN 28, 2011 08:25 PM

I had a similar situation recently. She was an old friend from high school where the friendship never progressed into sex, and she's significantly more experienced than me. The way I handled it was I made it about her, and not just busting a nut. I now have a regular booty call when I head home to ny. Just pay attention to her body signals and you'll be fine. That, and don't be a douche.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 28, 2011 09:49 PM

Pay attention and listen to her, and if you aren't sure ask.

Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

JUN 28, 2011 10:01 PM

I suggest a ring around the rosie.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUN 28, 2011 10:01 PM

Tadzi said:
you could always dress up as a clown. im sure she will remember that.



Dress up as Skeletor. Then, once you've penetrated her, say:

DelilahLove

DelilahLove

Jacksonville, FL
May 2010

JUN 28, 2011 10:14 PM

lick it before you stick it.....

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

JUN 29, 2011 01:19 AM

well if she likes you she will remember you anyway, but i think pretending to be more experienced than you are won't impress her that much.

she might even like the fact you aren't as experienced

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 29, 2011 01:43 AM

I set off a series of warning flares before I ejaculate.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

JUN 29, 2011 02:57 AM

Honestly, just go in there not pretending to be anything that you're not. She should respect that. Your experience compared to hers is not something she is going to be worried about. That's my experience anyway.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 29, 2011 03:21 AM

Thistle said:
Pay attention and listen to her, and if you aren't sure ask.



Exactly.

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUN 29, 2011 08:53 AM

ThrottleBitch said:

Coyotemike said:

And then?



No and then!



BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

*ahem*

ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN!

(I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that)
blush

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JUN 29, 2011 12:27 PM

3 simple tips:








SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Relax and have Fun.


IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

JUN 29, 2011 12:31 PM

"Pee on [her] stuff after drinking" she will never forget you.

MDW

MDW

Canada
August 2010

JUN 29, 2011 12:52 PM

zoom image
Ask her if you can kiss her. Ask her if she would like to sleep with you.
If she agrees she'll remember you.

Sticks

Sticks

United Kingdom
June 2011

JUN 29, 2011 12:54 PM

Two words: Horse mask.




atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUN 29, 2011 01:17 PM

Don't ask random strangers on an Internet porn site. Ask her.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUN 29, 2011 01:20 PM

Bring someone along to act as a coach. Also, bring along a substitute, in case something goes wrong.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 29, 2011 01:23 PM

Coyotemike said:
Bring someone along to act as a coach. Also, bring along a substitute, in case something goes wrong.



Hahaa, wingman.

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