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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 03, 2011 12:09 PM

Necia said:
Hay fever?

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS ALL THESE YEARS?



We thought you knew.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 03, 2011 12:38 PM

Coyotemike said:

IDGAS said:

DevilsReject said:

_Elichrusos said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.



Her name was Sallie Mae.


Money grubbing bitch

Edit: and she never puts out!



To be fair, he seems to think that you're supposed to use vanilla milkshakes while fapping.



You've never noticed that the dried stain of a vanilla milkshake closely resembles that of a dried spooge stain?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
We were putting the backseat down on my friend's Ford Bronco with the porno red interior, i reached in the back to pull the handle to release the seat back when i noticed dried white stains in the back seat, a very large amount of them.

They were highlighted by the redness of the interior.

I quickly said "Dood! WTF?"

and he replied with "Their milkshake stains, my kid spilled her vanilla milkshake"

to which i responded with "Sure dude, milkshake stains, i ain't buying that"

from that point forward, any time cum stains/stains that look like cum come up in conversation (not that they do often) we joke about how we "spilled a vanilla milkshake"

end of stupid story

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

APR 03, 2011 02:05 PM

it's never helped with headaches for me. maybe i'm doing it wrong shocked

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 04, 2011 07:15 AM

IDGAS said:

DevilsReject said:

_Elichrusos said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.



Her name was Sallie Mae.


Money grubbing bitch

Edit: and she never puts out!



That bitch took money from my tax refund without even asking to pay a loan that wasn't even mine. Gold digging slut.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

APR 04, 2011 07:46 AM

it doesn't help get rid of a sore cock from wanking to much..whatever

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 05, 2011 08:03 AM

lectorvyal said:
it doesn't help get rid of a sore cock from wanking to much..whatever



I'm afraid we're going to have to revoke your wanking license.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 05, 2011 01:05 PM

Wanking to Much?

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 05, 2011 02:11 PM

DevilsReject said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
We were putting the backseat down on my friend's Ford Bronco with the porno red interior, i reached in the back to pull the handle to release the seat back when i noticed dried white stains in the back seat, a very large amount of them.

They were highlighted by the redness of the interior.

I quickly said "Dood! WTF?"

and he replied with "Their milkshake stains, my kid spilled her vanilla milkshake"

to which i responded with "Sure dude, milkshake stains, i ain't buying that"

from that point forward, any time cum stains/stains that look like cum come up in conversation (not that they do often) we joke about how we "spilled a vanilla milkshake"

end of stupid story


I heard your "milkshake" brings all the boys to the yard...

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 05, 2011 02:40 PM

thefreak said:

DevilsReject said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
We were putting the backseat down on my friend's Ford Bronco with the porno red interior, i reached in the back to pull the handle to release the seat back when i noticed dried white stains in the back seat, a very large amount of them.

They were highlighted by the redness of the interior.

I quickly said "Dood! WTF?"

and he replied with "Their milkshake stains, my kid spilled her vanilla milkshake"

to which i responded with "Sure dude, milkshake stains, i ain't buying that"

from that point forward, any time cum stains/stains that look like cum come up in conversation (not that they do often) we joke about how we "spilled a vanilla milkshake"

end of stupid story


I heard your "milkshake" brings all the boys to the yard...



You're damn right and it's better than yours!

Vadennoi

Vadennoi

San Jose, CA
December 2005

APR 07, 2011 12:08 AM

Don't forget horniness!

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

APR 17, 2011 08:59 AM

Vadennoi said:
Don't forget horniness!



But it just makes me hornier.

NOT HELPFUL.

Fatality

Fatality

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 17, 2011 09:35 AM

Fatality

Fatality

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 17, 2011 09:40 AM

Also, pretty dumb, the primary article wasn't a study it was a case report of one person saying it helped. Not science, an anecdote.

Restless legs syndrome (RLS) is a distressing neurologic condition characterized by urgency to move the legs usually associated with unpleasant sensations in the lower limbs. The symptoms are worst at night and at rest, and patients must move their legs or walk to get relief from their symptoms [1]. Herein, we report a 41-year-old man with a history of severe RLS for 10 years causing him difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep. He fulfilled the four essential criteria established by the International RLS Study Group and he scored 32 in the International RLS Rating Scale [2]. The patient reported that he would get complete relief from RLS symptoms, granting him a normal sleep following sexual intercourse or masturbation. Pramipexole was introduced 2 h before bedtime with significant improvement of RLS symptoms, but whenever he was without medication, he returned to sexual behavior to get relief from RLS symptoms.

There are anecdotal reports that sexual activity and orgasm may relieve RLS symptoms, although in some cases sexual activity may worsen RLS [3]. One may speculate that the release of orgasm-related dopamine and opioid may play a role in the relief of RLS symptoms [4]. Additionally, there is a previous report of a RLS patient showing repetitive, rhythmic pelvic body movements resembling coital behavior at the wake–sleep transition [5] C. Lombardi, F. Provini, R. Vetrugno, G. Plazzi, E. Lugaresi and P. Montagna, Pelvic movements as rhythmic motor manifestation associated with restless legs syndrome, Mov Disord 18 (2003), pp. 103–110.[5].

goth_muffin

goth_muffin

Canada
April 2011

APR 17, 2011 06:18 PM

Today I discovered that sometimes angry sex fixes things better than fapping. Although I will keeping both in my "toolkit" for future emergencies.

hammer63

hammer63

USA
January 2008

APR 17, 2011 10:55 PM

According to one source the average guys experiences 4233 orgasms in his life . . .the average woman only 1836. I just realized that at the rate Im going I'll run out by next week.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

APR 18, 2011 06:16 AM

hammer63 said:
According to one source the average guys experiences 4233 orgasms in his life . . .the average woman only 1836. I just realized that at the rate Im going I'll run out by next week.



Yeah; that's rubbish. Ten seconds with a calculator indicate that I've topped both of those figures by a rather large amount, and I'm in my twenties.

I think what your source shows is that a lot of people lie about how much they masturbate and/or have sex. At least, I hope so, for their sake.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 18, 2011 07:36 AM

goth_muffin said:
Today I discovered that sometimes angry sex fixes things better than fapping. Although I will keeping both in my "toolkit" for future emergencies.



Nobody likes a braggart.

hammer63

hammer63

USA
January 2008

APR 18, 2011 08:48 AM

_Elichrusos said:

hammer63 said:
According to one source the average guys experiences 4233 orgasms in his life . . .the average woman only 1836. I just realized that at the rate Im going I'll run out by next week.



Yeah; that's rubbish. Ten seconds with a calculator indicate that I've topped both of those figures by a rather large amount, and I'm in my twenties.

I think what your source shows is that a lot of people lie about how much they masturbate and/or have sex. At least, I hope so, for their sake.



I know . . . . was from a yahoo article. But I'd heard that from somewhere else and thought the idea was ridiculous. Good for a smile.

ArsenicJohn

ArsenicJohn

Gastonia, NC
December 2010

MAY 03, 2011 12:00 PM

Am I the only guy who doesn't fap to SG? I don't think of SG as porn. At any rate.. pictures stopped working as fapping material for me. Now I require videos.

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 03, 2011 12:38 PM

Na. I don't fap to SG. It's inspirational though. biggrin

Suave1031

Suave1031

Italy
April 2011

MAY 03, 2011 04:30 PM

Quite intriguing

Suave1031

Suave1031

Italy
April 2011

MAY 03, 2011 04:37 PM

Speaking of milkshakes I could really use a banana strawberry shake

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