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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 10:46 AM

There's like science and stuff.

This month in the journal Sleep Science, Brazilian researchers speculate that masturbation may calm restless leg syndrome. Previous studies have shown that an imbalance of dopamine may be a contributing factor. Drugs that increase dopamine have been shown to reduce RLS symptoms, but an orgasm, which provides a natural dose of dopamine, may help too. The researchers only mention possible benefits for men, but if any of you ladies suffer from RLS, there's no harm in performing a one-woman scientific study.



So, we need to update the list of things masturbation can treat:

Restless Leg Syndrome
Hayfever
Sleeplessness
Headaches
Tuesdays
Prostate Cancer
Orgasmlessness

I'm thinking that Genital Joy Time can cure pretty much everything. So, the next time you feel any sort of ailment, wherever you are, drop your pants and get to work! biggrin

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 01, 2011 10:57 AM

I wish fapping fixes everything...I've fapped when I had a headache before & it didn't make it go away (did make it less intense). Ha.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 11:15 AM

Nea said:
I wish fapping fixes everything...I've fapped when I had a headache before & it didn't make it go away (did make it less intense). Ha.



You should have fapped more.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 01, 2011 11:18 AM

Yea but when you fap & cum isn't it supposed to help?? How many times must one cum before fapping helps?? confused

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 11:27 AM

37. Or 1. But only those two number of orgasms will work.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 01, 2011 11:29 AM

Interesting. I've been doing independent research in this field for decades and have been leaning toward a similar provisional conclusion. Needs more testing, though.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

APR 01, 2011 11:32 AM

Brazilian researchers speculate that masturbation may calm restless leg syndrome.




Every cricket in existence needs to start fapping.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 11:33 AM

AlienSheep said:

Brazilian researchers speculate that masturbation may calm restless leg syndrome.




Every cricket in existence needs to start fapping.



That's how they fap.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 05:18 PM

AlienSheep said:

Brazilian researchers speculate that masturbation may calm restless leg syndrome.




Every cricket in existence needs to start fapping.



biggrin, lol

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 01, 2011 05:38 PM

Coyotemike said:
37. Or 1. But only those two number of orgasms will work.



I literally lol'd

jonas_thorazine

jonas_thorazine

USA
August 2009

APR 01, 2011 05:48 PM

I've always been a dedicated fapper, but somewhere in my career I caught the RLS anyway.

I'm with Nea, masturbating makes my headache worse. It's the breathing that does it. Man, I don't miss hangover jerk sessions...

I beat off three times today and I feel like hell.

Riya

Riya

HOPEFUL

Edmonton, AB

APR 01, 2011 06:43 PM

it also acts as a sort of age reversal, actually. The hormones released during orgasm make your skin smooth and your hair shiny.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 06:52 PM

jonas_thorazine said:
I've always been a dedicated fapper, but somewhere in my career I caught the RLS anyway.

I'm with Nea, masturbating makes my headache worse. It's the breathing that does it. Man, I don't miss hangover jerk sessions...

I beat off three times today and I feel like hell.



You must be doing it wrong.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

APR 01, 2011 06:57 PM

As an RLS sufferer I can attest to the validity of this study, but for some reason the people on the bus this morning took no apparent comfort from that.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

APR 01, 2011 08:09 PM

Aree said:
it also acts as a sort of age reversal, actually. The hormones released during orgasm make your skin smooth and your hair shiny.


"Hello Aree, Thanks to your beautiful pictures my skin is now much smoother and my hair shinier. Love, Stealthy Creep"

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 01, 2011 08:21 PM

This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 08:32 PM

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 01, 2011 08:35 PM

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



All the vanilla milkshake stains all over my computer chair beg to differ with you.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

APR 01, 2011 08:44 PM

An ode to fap:

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We all fap!


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Eee-ungh!

Satisfied?

If not, try, try again (and here's some motivation for you).
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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 01, 2011 08:46 PM

DevilsReject said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



All the vanilla milkshake stains all over my computer chair beg to differ with you.



If you're using a milkshake to fap, it is no wonder your fapping didn't fix anything.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

APR 01, 2011 09:27 PM

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 01, 2011 10:20 PM

_Elichrusos said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.



Her name was Sallie Mae.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

APR 01, 2011 11:09 PM

DevilsReject said:

_Elichrusos said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.



Her name was Sallie Mae.


Money grubbing bitch

Edit: and she never puts out!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 03, 2011 11:49 AM

IDGAS said:

DevilsReject said:

_Elichrusos said:

Coyotemike said:

DevilsReject said:
This thread title is misleading.

I fapped a dozen or so times and none of my student loans got paid off. It obviously doesn't fix everything.



You were doing it wrong.



Who were you fapping? That's very important when one is trying to cure student loans.



Her name was Sallie Mae.


Money grubbing bitch

Edit: and she never puts out!



To be fair, he seems to think that you're supposed to use vanilla milkshakes while fapping.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

APR 03, 2011 12:07 PM

Hay fever?

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME THIS ALL THESE YEARS?

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