Tossing the salad.

Who likes it, and your feelings on it. Techniques you use.

I'm quite alright with it. I find that using two forks works pretty well. Or a fork and spoon. Or tongs if you have them.

C'mon...someone had to make the joke...

I've always done it, but only when I go down. Never a one shot deal like "Bend over so I can toss your salad and only your salad." I don't usually spend too much time on it either. Just a quick "How's it going, asshole?" I'm thinking about changing this though because the first time I received it, it was pretty great.

Just glad it was you. next time your at a restaurant, ask them how the chef tosses the salad.

I will now greet you with, "How's it going, asshole?" until the day you die.

Well, I quite enjoy giving, and find it an excellent way to warm up for anal sex. Techniques? Nothing I can really put into words, though I do like to blow on it occasionally for that cool feeling. *chuckle*

Really? It's time for this one again?


I'm pro, by the way.

Mmmmm...Caesar salad...

Both of you are reasons why the word rad was given to us by the martians.

I live for eating ass

Greek salad, actually...

I'm glad you're cool with it.

I think we might be going to the Olive Garden tomorrow. I'll be sure to ask the waiter.

I think it's great as a once in a while thing with someone you are involved with depending on whether the mood is "naughty" or "nice", I definatly wouldn't make a habit of it if you are just sleeping around with different people though.

Good point, I never want my tounge to rot out of my mouth.

But think of the stories you could tell!

I think this is the funniest shit that I've read all year. Thank you!

everyone thinks its sooo insanly gross, i don't know, it isnt bad although i have never been on the recieving end.

no. please no.

"Grandpa, tell us how your tongue rotted out of your mouth"
"ell ahus ohing anas ahed.."
[no tongue]

Guilty...

i like mine shaved and showered with russian vinagarette

What joke????
I prefer a fork and spoon to better distribute the dressing...

ass eating is like a urine sample; only supply when requested and don't spill any in the hall.

-mk