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Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:37 PM

Who likes it, and your feelings on it. Techniques you use.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

FEB 19, 2004 05:40 PM

I'm quite alright with it. I find that using two forks works pretty well. Or a fork and spoon. Or tongs if you have them.

C'mon...someone had to make the joke...

UnnecessaryZ

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:41 PM

I've always done it, but only when I go down. Never a one shot deal like "Bend over so I can toss your salad and only your salad." I don't usually spend too much time on it either. Just a quick "How's it going, asshole?" I'm thinking about changing this though because the first time I received it, it was pretty great.

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:41 PM

FreakPirate said:
I'm quite alright with it. I find that using two forks works pretty well. Or a fork and spoon. Or tongs if you have them.

C'mon...someone had to make the joke...



Just glad it was you. next time your at a restaurant, ask them how the chef tosses the salad.

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Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 19, 2004 05:43 PM

wink

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:44 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
I've always done it, but only when I go down. Never a one shot deal like "Bend over so I can toss your salad and only your salad." I don't usually spend too much time on it either. Just a quick "How's it going, asshole?" I'm thinking about changing this though because the first time I received it, it was pretty great.



I will now greet you with, "How's it going, asshole?" until the day you die.

tronvillain

tronvillain

Grande Prairie, AB
April 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:56 PM

Well, I quite enjoy giving, and find it an excellent way to warm up for anal sex. Techniques? Nothing I can really put into words, though I do like to blow on it occasionally for that cool feeling. *chuckle*

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

FEB 19, 2004 05:57 PM

Really? It's time for this one again?


I'm pro, by the way.

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

FEB 19, 2004 06:00 PM

Mmmmm...Caesar salad... love

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

FEB 19, 2004 06:03 PM

waxangel said:
I will now greet you with, "How's it going, asshole?" until the day you die.


That's just what I was thinking, but I don't get to see him all the time like you do. frown

UnnecessaryZ

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY
July 2003

FEB 19, 2004 06:42 PM

Clara said:

waxangel said:
I will now greet you with, "How's it going, asshole?" until the day you die.


That's just what I was thinking, but I don't get to see him all the time like you do. frown



Both of you are reasons why the word rad was given to us by the martians.

max_murder

max_murder

Astoria, NY
February 2004

FEB 19, 2004 06:47 PM

I live for eating ass

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

FEB 19, 2004 06:50 PM

Greek salad, actually...

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

FEB 19, 2004 07:07 PM

Muzencab said:

Just glad it was you. next time your at a restaurant, ask them how the chef tosses the salad.

biggrin



I'm glad you're cool with it. biggrin

I think we might be going to the Olive Garden tomorrow. I'll be sure to ask the waiter. biggrin

thunderbolts

thunderbolts

Toronto, ON
February 2004

FEB 19, 2004 07:16 PM

I think it's great as a once in a while thing with someone you are involved with depending on whether the mood is "naughty" or "nice", I definatly wouldn't make a habit of it if you are just sleeping around with different people though.

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

FEB 19, 2004 07:17 PM

Thunderboltz said:
I think it's great as a once in a while thing with someone you are involved with depending on whether the mood is "naughty" or "nice", I definatly wouldn't make a habit of it if you are just sleeping around with different people though.



Good point, I never want my tounge to rot out of my mouth.

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

FEB 19, 2004 07:23 PM

Muzencab said:

Thunderboltz said:
I think it's great as a once in a while thing with someone you are involved with depending on whether the mood is "naughty" or "nice", I definatly wouldn't make a habit of it if you are just sleeping around with different people though.



Good point, I never want my tounge to rot out of my mouth.



But think of the stories you could tell! tongue

LuckyLee

LuckyLee

Lincoln Park, MI
OLD SKOOL

FEB 19, 2004 07:23 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
I don't usually spend too much time on it either. Just a quick "How's it going, asshole?"



I think this is the funniest shit that I've read all year. Thank you!

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davefuture

davefuture

Milwaukee, WI
August 2003

FEB 19, 2004 07:33 PM

everyone thinks its sooo insanly gross, i don't know, it isnt bad although i have never been on the recieving end.

Elvgrenink

Elvgrenink

HOPEFUL

New York, NY

FEB 19, 2004 07:41 PM

no. please no.

Magilla

Magilla

Congo
May 2003

FEB 19, 2004 08:01 PM

unravled said:

Muzencab said:

Thunderboltz said:
I think it's great as a once in a while thing with someone you are involved with depending on whether the mood is "naughty" or "nice", I definatly wouldn't make a habit of it if you are just sleeping around with different people though.



Good point, I never want my tounge to rot out of my mouth.



But think of the stories you could tell! tongue


"Grandpa, tell us how your tongue rotted out of your mouth"
"ell ahus ohing anas ahed.."
[no tongue]

ooo aaa

Jthrak

Jthrak

Orlando, FL
January 2003

FEB 19, 2004 08:12 PM

Guilty...

tallguy

tallguy

I'm lost
December 2003

FEB 19, 2004 08:16 PM

i like mine shaved and showered with russian vinagarette

masque

masque

Canada
June 2003

FEB 19, 2004 08:32 PM

FreakPirate said:
I'm quite alright with it. I find that using two forks works pretty well. Or a fork and spoon. Or tongs if you have them.

C'mon...someone had to make the joke...



What joke????
I prefer a fork and spoon to better distribute the dressing...

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

FEB 19, 2004 11:15 PM

ass eating is like a urine sample; only supply when requested and don't spill any in the hall.

-mk

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