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Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 18, 2011 12:23 AM

ranza said:
How do you deal with a breakup? Ive spend hours in the shower and crying like crazy for the last 4 days.



1) Stay the fuck away from the computer, cell phone, or any device you can make remote contact with her on. Smash your fingers between the lap top and glue your eyes shut any time you try. Take a gun to your hard drive and blow it to bits if you really have to.

2) Install a contraption around your dick that will electrocute you every time you think of her. Start jacking off to it. Think about her and electrocute yourself right as you cum so it delays your orgasms. Suddenly, you will begin to understand just how some sick fucks out there can actually get off to this shit.

3) Your only other alternative to these, is to procure a massive amount of heroin. And by massive, I mean an endless supply you could never ever come down off of.

And that's my breakup advice for the day, folks! biggrin

ranza

ranza

Denmark
January 2009

JAN 18, 2011 08:27 AM

Psyche said:

ranza said:
How do you deal with a breakup? Ive spend hours in the shower and crying like crazy for the last 4 days.



1) Stay the fuck away from the computer, cell phone, or any device you can make remote contact with her on. Smash your fingers between the lap top and glue your eyes shut any time you try. Take a gun to your hard drive and blow it to bits if you really have to.

2) Install a contraption around your dick that will electrocute you every time you think of her. Start jacking off to it. Think about her and electrocute yourself right as you cum so it delays your orgasms. Suddenly, you will begin to understand just how some sick fucks out there can actually get off to this shit.

3) Your only other alternative to these, is to procure a massive amount of heroin. And by massive, I mean an endless supply you could never ever come down off of.

And that's my breakup advice for the day, folks! biggrin



hahahah thats amazing. Ill try everything and let you know how it worked out. mmmmmh electrodick

also ive found that laughing works pretty well too

sassygirl24

sassygirl24

Madison, WI
January 2011

FEB 05, 2011 10:25 PM

Make a list of all the things you don't like about her and keep it someplace handy.

I made a list of all the shitty things my ex said and did to me and read it whenever I found myself "missing" him. He tried to get back with me but I remembered everything I wrote on that list, so I told him there was no way in hell.

I also started dating other guys...not so much with thoughts of getting into another relationship but more or less to remind myself of all the choices I have.

You could also take up drinking or smoking. Preferably both at the same time.

cheers! ARRR!!!

suhoney22

suhoney22

USA
July 2010

FEB 05, 2011 10:41 PM

same thing with me, lost the love of my life after six 6 years, she fucking hates me and wants her own life and i love her to death and cant move on but she wants to still be fuck buddies till she "fully" moves on...she also says that when she says she misses me and what we had and all that shes just doing it because she feels bad, what should i do?

ranza

ranza

Denmark
January 2009

FEB 06, 2011 02:53 AM

suhoney22 said:
same thing with me, lost the love of my life after six 6 years, she fucking hates me and wants her own life and i love her to death and cant move on but she wants to still be fuck buddies till she "fully" moves on...she also says that when she says she misses me and what we had and all that shes just doing it because she feels bad, what should i do?



What a shitty girl. You should let her go. You are better off without that on your back. Its not your job to pleasure her or take that crap from her. If she doesnt mean what she says she should talk to someone else. She has other friends?

Same thing happened with my girlfriend and me. We didnt really have a lot of friends around so we kept talking and that hurt even more.

lifter82

lifter82

United Kingdom
February 2009

FEB 06, 2011 03:53 AM

^

DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT give her any degree of comfort, she is using you for her own benefit.....and treating you with minimal respect......treat yourself better than that mate

i am going through my own shit a the moment, my fiancee just broke up with me out of the blue.....no real reason, though i suspect it was cheating, and what i have found has helped me is to keep busy....and talk it out....be it with friends, family or a in my case a therapist......this will help process some of the emotions

fencer66

fencer66

I'm lost
November 2009

FEB 06, 2011 05:50 AM

I know it sounds cruel, but you have to start to focus on the things you did not like about her. it is always harder to be the dumpee as opposed to the dumper.

sassygirl24

sassygirl24

Madison, WI
January 2011

FEB 06, 2011 03:12 PM

suhoney22 said:
same thing with me, lost the love of my life after six 6 years, she fucking hates me and wants her own life and i love her to death and cant move on but she wants to still be fuck buddies till she "fully" moves on...she also says that when she says she misses me and what we had and all that shes just doing it because she feels bad, what should i do?




Being "fuck buddies" with your ex is a really bad idea, especially when one person feels more strongly about the relationship than the other, and it sounds like that is the case with you two. If you want a fuck buddy go to the bars or a dating website..or maybe even find one on SG. Trust me, the sooner you get your ex completely out of your life for good, the sooner you will feel better about the breakup.

LimoWreck

LimoWreck

I'm lost
October 2007

FEB 06, 2011 03:47 PM

fencer66 said:
I know it sounds cruel, but you have to start to focus on the things you did not like about her. it is always harder to be the dumpee as opposed to the dumper.



Not always the case. My ex-fiancee took our break up harder than I did, and she dumped me. And I took it pretty damn hard.

In any case, agreed with the above posts about talking it out with friends, and especially the keeping busy suggestions.

Rourke

Rourke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 10, 2011 05:45 PM

Hump someone new.

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

FEB 10, 2011 07:06 PM


Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.

Conjure

Conjure

Australia
September 2005

FEB 20, 2011 01:27 AM

Darke said:
1) Lose the duckface.

2)Be grateful for the good memories, forgive the bad, and accept that life has changed.

3) Blame SG.

4)When you can have a conversation with people that doesn't bring up the ex, date someone else.



That fourth point is fantastic. Breakups are a huge (and terrible) ongoing part of my fickle life, and this, right here might just be the lesson I've been needing to learn all this time.

How have I never thought of it that way before?

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