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xanaxblunt

I'm lost

November 2010

DEC 23, 2010 04:25 PM

I am pretty sure my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she was jealous of how much i liked the Suicide Girls.

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

DEC 23, 2010 04:30 PM

WingZephyr

New Orleans, LA

October 2010

DEC 23, 2010 08:48 PM

Sorry to hear that bud.

Rivera

USA

June 2008

DEC 23, 2010 08:53 PM

well, at least SuicideGirls didnt delete your account!

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY

March 2004

DEC 23, 2010 09:02 PM

I hate it when Sean and Missy make people break-up They once made me roll through a stop sign in front of a cop and get a ticket. <== Not really Sash and Rambo had me off the pig first.

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

DEC 23, 2010 09:05 PM

I met my husband here. Maybe it's for the best?

Your ex is a moron. Every dude looks at fucking porn. She should grow up and accept it.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

DEC 23, 2010 09:12 PM

IDGAS said:
I hate it when Sean and Missy make people break-up They once made me roll through a stop sign in front of a cop and get a ticket. <== Not really Sash and Rambo had me off the pig first.

They made me break up with my imaginary harem. It made me sad

Also, if a 2 year relationship can be ended by 2 months on a website, I doubt SG was the only problem.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

DEC 23, 2010 10:06 PM

xanaxblunt said:
I am pretty sure my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because I was ignoring her.

salvobert

USA

November 2010

DEC 23, 2010 10:57 PM

Cigarette said:

xanaxblunt said:
I am pretty sure my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because I was ignoring her.

Hmmm... You have a keen sense of the obvious... a skill not everyone has.

StrongDar

USA

April 2010

DEC 24, 2010 01:31 AM

xanaxblunt said:
I am pretty sure my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she was jealous of how much i liked the Suicide Girls.

SG is an inanimate object. It can't be humped very well. You can hump the screen, but it's still not SG very much. What if you were humping CNN during the important segments?

TReBlah

I'm lost

March 2005

DEC 24, 2010 07:35 AM

i hope you were pointing to sets and kept saying "i wish you looked like her!" - chicks dig that.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

DEC 24, 2010 08:03 AM

It was really just god making up for the fact that SG made me marry my girlfriend. The Butterfly Effect thingy.

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA

March 2004

DEC 24, 2010 08:15 AM

As in, a butterfly flaps its wings in China, and bitchez gits jealous?

Or as in Ashton Kutcher went back in time and ruined the OP's relationship?

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL

July 2005

DEC 24, 2010 08:40 AM

I love a good Christmas story.

papawheelie

Fisty, KY

February 2003

DEC 24, 2010 09:04 AM

TReBlah said:
i hope you were pointing to sets and kept saying "i wish you looked like her!" - chicks dig that.

I was just going to post something similar to this

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 24, 2010 11:22 AM

xanaxblunt said:
I am pretty sure my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she was jealous of how much i liked the Suicide Girls.

Are you sure it wasn't because you nailed her sister/best friend/mom/aunt....etc;?

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 24, 2010 03:08 PM

Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

DEC 24, 2010 03:26 PM

Roethke said:
Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

We assume you speak for all SGs, and for the site and all the members.

WingZephyr

New Orleans, LA

October 2010

DEC 24, 2010 07:21 PM

Roethke said:
Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

so when is the shotgun wedding.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

DEC 24, 2010 07:27 PM

Roethke said:
Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

So . . . HOT!!!!!

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

DEC 25, 2010 09:12 AM

Roethke said:
Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

Can I be your sidekick?

Niobe

I'm lost

April 2003

DEC 25, 2010 10:49 AM

You should have maybe asked her why she was dumping you.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

DEC 25, 2010 12:42 PM

Niobe said:
You should have maybe asked her why she was dumping you.

She said he never listens. At least he thinks that's what she said. He wasn't paying attention.

papawheelie

Fisty, KY

February 2003

DEC 25, 2010 03:26 PM

mydogfarted said:

Niobe said:
You should have maybe asked her why she was dumping you.

She said he never listens. At least he thinks that's what she said. He wasn't paying attention.

he was too busy looking at hot chicks to pay attention to boring old her

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

DEC 26, 2010 04:12 PM

Roethke said:
Actually, he is correct, but only partially. An SG made him dump his girlfriend. And that SG was me. With a gun.

...what kind of gun?

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