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Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 11, 2010 07:42 PM

I'll start first: I just masturbated with a 19x150 Pyrex test tube.

The best part was, the thing was half-cracked from a "street chemistry" experiment gone awry from several years back
I would have cried like a little bitch if that thing broke inside of me

Cause one time, I saw this video of this guy taking a gigantic glass bottle up his ass, and the thing broke inside of him, and ALL THIS BLOOD started splooging out of his asshole!!!
It just seemed totally unpleasant. To say the least.

OH YEAH, and it had been like 400 years since i had any penetration, so i totally let out the biggest fucking queef afterward.

And you guys?

CassyLee

CassyLee

Capon Bridge, WV
August 2007

DEC 11, 2010 08:27 PM

eeek

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

New Zealand
May 2005

DEC 11, 2010 08:40 PM

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

DEC 11, 2010 08:45 PM

Cracked glass? That sounds scary.

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

DEC 11, 2010 08:49 PM

i just masturbated... and it was nice.

CodyW

CodyW

Nacogdoches, TX
December 2004

DEC 11, 2010 08:57 PM

^Nothin' to be afraid of!

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An obligatory post given the discussion...
Test-tube from a street-chemistry experiment? You must have grabbed what was in the nearest vicinity. Thank Jebus for socks.
I just masturbated ... and that was that!

biggrin

Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 11, 2010 08:59 PM

PaulNikon said:
Cracked glass? That sounds scary.



Only the inside layer of the glass is cracked
The outside is fine and smooth

Ixxie_Sparkle

Ixxie_Sparkle

USA
December 2005

DEC 11, 2010 09:15 PM

Psyche said:
I'll start first: I just masturbated with a 19x150 Pyrex test tube.

The best part was, the thing was half-cracked from a "street chemistry" experiment gone awry from several years back
I would have cried like a little bitch if that thing broke inside of me

Cause one time, I saw this video of this guy taking a gigantic glass bottle up his ass, and the thing broke inside of him, and ALL THIS BLOOD started splooging out of his asshole!!!
It just seemed totally unpleasant. To say the least.

OH YEAH, and it had been like 400 years since i had any penetration, so i totally let out the biggest fucking queef afterward.

And you guys?



Cocaine is a hell of a drug surreal



i...honestly don't think i'll ever masturbate again.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

DEC 11, 2010 09:29 PM

Luxt said:

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Psyche said:
I'll start first: I just masturbated with a 19x150 Pyrex test tube.

The best part was, the thing was half-cracked from a "street chemistry" experiment gone awry from several years back
I would have cried like a little bitch if that thing broke inside of me

Cause one time, I saw this video of this guy taking a gigantic glass bottle up his ass, and the thing broke inside of him, and ALL THIS BLOOD started splooging out of his asshole!!!
It just seemed totally unpleasant. To say the least.

OH YEAH, and it had been like 400 years since i had any penetration, so i totally let out the biggest fucking queef afterward.

And you guys?



Cocaine is a hell of a drug surreal





i...honestly don't think i'll ever masturbate again.



wha wha what?!

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

DEC 11, 2010 09:39 PM

Luxt said:

Psyche said:
I'll start first: I just masturbated with a 19x150 Pyrex test tube.

The best part was, the thing was half-cracked from a "street chemistry" experiment gone awry from several years back
I would have cried like a little bitch if that thing broke inside of me

Cause one time, I saw this video of this guy taking a gigantic glass bottle up his ass, and the thing broke inside of him, and ALL THIS BLOOD started splooging out of his asshole!!!
It just seemed totally unpleasant. To say the least.

OH YEAH, and it had been like 400 years since i had any penetration, so i totally let out the biggest fucking queef afterward.

And you guys?



Cocaine is a hell of a drug surreal



i...honestly don't think i'll ever masturbate again.



Psyche

Psyche

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 11, 2010 09:44 PM

LOL!!!! Dude... what the fuck.... I was completely sober during everything...

On cocaine I become more like this:

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Ixxie_Sparkle

Ixxie_Sparkle

USA
December 2005

DEC 11, 2010 09:47 PM

my brain just won't go where yours goes.

ProperNoun

ProperNoun

Hong Kong
December 2004

DEC 11, 2010 09:55 PM

...and promptly began burning in hell.

Ah, wait, this isn't Silliness. I'll go with "...to pictures of events similar to those described in the OP" then.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 11, 2010 10:04 PM

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

DEC 11, 2010 10:14 PM

^^^ This!

Serene

Serene

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

DEC 11, 2010 10:30 PM

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

DEC 12, 2010 06:01 AM

.... And all I got was a dirty towel

Jezabel

Jezabel

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 12, 2010 06:07 AM

urm..wow

ikkorous

ikkorous

Japan
November 2010

DEC 12, 2010 06:10 AM

I didn't just masturbate, but I was thinking about it. Glad I didn't, as my roommate just walked in.

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

DEC 12, 2010 09:45 AM

Morgan said:



I'll +1 this.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

DEC 12, 2010 10:17 AM

BrightRedScream_ said:

Morgan said:



I'll +1 this.



Make that +2.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

DEC 12, 2010 11:18 AM

Reminds me of this thread.

Jensen

Jensen

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

DEC 12, 2010 11:25 AM

PaulNikon said:
Reminds me of this thread.




hahahaha. wtf@ham.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

DEC 12, 2010 11:28 AM

surreal