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toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 14, 2010 03:02 PM

turin said:

wildswan said:

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:
Gives me a thrill every time I have to look up to make eye contact with a lady.



yeah, but you're like 4'8".



Nuh uh. Isn't that kneeling height? I hear tell both you guys are tall.



Moe just acts tall. It's a short guy thing. It bothers everybody.



It's so sad when Canadians lash out.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

NOV 14, 2010 03:48 PM

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:

wildswan said:

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:
Gives me a thrill every time I have to look up to make eye contact with a lady.



yeah, but you're like 4'8".



Nuh uh. Isn't that kneeling height? I hear tell both you guys are tall.



Moe just acts tall. It's a short guy thing. It bothers everybody.



It's so sad when Canadians lash out.



Aw, I just can't be offended by such a squeaky little guy! It's like getting flipped off by Stuart Little.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

NOV 14, 2010 04:01 PM

If Stuart Little flipped me off, I'd step on him. Short people are short for a reason. You gotta keep them in line.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

NOV 15, 2010 12:23 AM

wildswan said:
I'm disqualified for being only 5'11".


Yet another reason why the metric system is superior.

Sevenlea

Sevenlea

HOPEFUL

Canada

NOV 20, 2010 06:50 AM

5'9" am i a Tall Girl?
wink
im so jealous of short girls.

JohnnyCanada

JohnnyCanada

USA
November 2010

NOV 21, 2010 04:40 PM

As a tallish guy, I have to jump on the " I ♡ Tall Girls" thing (no pun intended). My back gets sore when I'm with a shorty.

And I get tired of being a reacher (I'm the odd one out in a family of what appears from my height to be wee folk).

Jamberee_

Jamberee_

HOPEFUL

Christiansted, VI

NOV 29, 2010 06:51 PM

heck yeah, i LOVE being tall!

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

NOV 29, 2010 07:26 PM

toothpickmoe said:
Gives me a thrill every time I have to look up to make eye contact with a lady.



that's how i feel EVERY DAY.

jovanna_loveless

jovanna_loveless

I'm lost
November 2005

DEC 06, 2010 02:30 PM

I'm a tall girl who is looking for other tall girls.

lonesomewolf

lonesomewolf

USA
December 2009

DEC 16, 2010 11:54 PM

To all the tall girls, there aren't enough of you wink You are all so wonderful and amazing! smile

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

DEC 16, 2010 11:57 PM

MisterSatan said:

toothpickmoe said:
It's true, my medula oblongata is oddly short.



How you gonna satisfy a tall drink of ho* when you can't even be regulatin' your blood pressure n' breathin n' shit?

*

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
This post was created purely in jest, in the spirit of the popular practice of "urban youths"** putting each others' physical traits down in order to prove themselves better fit to court an attractive female. The word "ho" in reference to a woman is reprehensible at best, unless the bitch have a fucked-up grill or be ass-nasty.†



**

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
The phrase "urban youths" is not meant in any way whatsoever to be indicative of a person's race or cultural background. Besides, a lot of white kids pick that up from 50 Cent's albums and watching MTV.‡



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
The last sentence in that footnote was intended as pure satire, and should not be construed in any other way. Failure to do so on the reader's part does not constitute any action on the author's part. Chill the fuck out.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
MTV is shit, because they never play any videos anymore, much less any videos by the greatest band in the world, Motörhead. Also, this post was really just to demonstrate my mastery over alt cödes.



shocked

Can I buy you something?

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

DEC 17, 2010 12:00 AM

jovanna_loveless said:
I'm a tall girl who is looking for other tall girls.



I'm a tall girl looking for tall girls too!! kiss

rewop777

rewop777

Guatemala
December 2008

DEC 17, 2010 12:37 AM

Vanessa said:

toothpickmoe said:
Gives me a thrill every time I have to look up to make eye contact with a lady.



Really? I didn't know you liked us Amazons, moe.



Id love some tall girls down here in Guatemala, I feel like a giant in town

rewop777

rewop777

Guatemala
December 2008

DEC 17, 2010 12:38 AM

Laurelin said:
I'm six feet, two inches! this thread made me smile wink



I loves me peoples that are as tall as me, go tall people

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

DEC 17, 2010 07:38 AM

_Elichrusos said:
shocked

Can I buy you something?



You most certainly can, ho.

DerbyGuy

DerbyGuy

Dayton, OH
June 2009

DEC 29, 2010 04:02 PM

Sorry, wrong thread.

legacy56

legacy56

I'm lost
March 2011

MAR 18, 2011 12:43 PM

Laurelin said:
I'm six feet, two inches! this thread made me smile wink



You are 6'2" and a red head....I think I am in love.....or maybe just lust...

Saw your set.. Oh yeah!!! LUST !!!..

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