So here is a simple story for strippers and non-strippers a like.

I am posting this here because I put it in my blog and no one has read it yet

I few days ago I went to the strip bar with some friends of mine. This nice young lady came and set next to us. I love to go to strip bars, but I always try hard not to talk to the girls about sex ( I assume that they have to talk about it with everyone that walks through the door) So I try to make such a sexual environment, less sex charged. ) Anygay, we were hanging out having a few beers, and a tipped her a few times when she was on stage, as well as another girl or two. This is where it gets odd, I asked her for a dance, were she took me in the back room, she let me touch her, and make-up with her a bit. She told me the dance was on her, and bagged to give me her number. I ended up paying her anyway. I only ended up paying maybe $25-$30 on dancers at the bar that night. The point of the story is this stripper game, or should I call her.

Call her. If she was just gaming you and doesn't actually want you to call her, she at least deserves to be pestered.

I'm sorry that I didn't read your blog. Anygay, you should call her fake number.

In Opposite Land, right?


Also: B'uh? And why anon so fast? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIRL. Totally anygay.

Totally anygay.

How does this work?

Aaaaaaand. . . we're back!

Hello. What the heck are you on about?

And how does this:

. . . factor in? Just a sidebar on how little you paid to grope strippers?

I know that she made a crapload of typos...but I actually thought the "anygay" was a play on the fact she was getting a dance from a girl.

Now I'm totally confused.

I can get past most typos, but three parentheses is evil.

This is what is known as a "house dance", as in, most men would give their house to get a dance like that.

where was she dancing, The Freudian Slip?

lol!

Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .

Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?

I think I've seen that porno... or imagined it.

Pfft. That is so easy.

I didn't even need a reference to the "S.S. Minnow" to figure that one out.

So is the dancer supposed to be The Professor or...?

Anygay. . . It was a dark and stormy night. . .

HAHA!

No, next door at the Attempted Clever.

You're way off, it's a play on the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is
Black gold
Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools.
Movie stars.

Well now it's time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

And here I thought that answer was dripping with sarcasm.

I just saw this.

Call her.

Same. If she was trying to get money out of you, she would have tried to get money out of you...

Also if she didn't want you to actually call her it will be a fake number. Totes call her. Like now!