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Phryne

Phryne

HOPEFUL

Jackson, MI

SEP 30, 2010 08:17 PM

I am posting this here because I put it in my blog and no one has read it yet

I few days ago I went to the strip bar with some friends of mine. This nice young lady came and set next to us. I love to go to strip bars, but I always try hard not to talk to the girls about sex ( I assume that they have to talk about it with everyone that walks through the door) So I try to make such a sexual environment, less sex charged. ) Anygay, we were hanging out having a few beers, and a tipped her a few times when she was on stage, as well as another girl or two. This is where it gets odd, I asked her for a dance, were she took me in the back room, she let me touch her, and make-up with her a bit. She told me the dance was on her, and bagged to give me her number. I ended up paying her anyway. I only ended up paying maybe $25-$30 on dancers at the bar that night. The point of the story is this stripper game, or should I call her.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

SEP 30, 2010 11:55 PM

Call her. If she was just gaming you and doesn't actually want you to call her, she at least deserves to be pestered.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 01, 2010 12:38 AM

I'm sorry that I didn't read your blog. Anygay, you should call her fake number.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 12:41 AM

MrCrisp said:
I'm sorry that I didn't read your blog.



In Opposite Land, right?


Also: B'uh? And why anon so fast? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 01, 2010 12:44 AM

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIRL. Totally anygay.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 12:47 AM

MrCrisp said:
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIRL. Totally anygay.



Totally anygay.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 12:48 AM



She told me the dance was on her, and bagged to give me her number.



How does this work?

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 12:55 AM

Aaaaaaand. . . we're back!

Hello. What the heck are you on about?

And how does this:


I only ended up paying maybe $25-$30 on dancers at the bar that night.


. . . factor in? Just a sidebar on how little you paid to grope strippers?

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 01, 2010 01:19 AM

MrCrisp said:
I'm sorry that I didn't read your blog. Anygay, you should call her fake number.

I know that she made a crapload of typos...but I actually thought the "anygay" was a play on the fact she was getting a dance from a girl.

Now I'm totally confused.

hor

hor

I'm lost
June 2005

OCT 01, 2010 05:31 AM


I can get past most typos, but three parentheses is evil.

Towelly

Towelly

Philadelphia, PA
January 2007

OCT 01, 2010 07:56 AM

This is what is known as a "house dance", as in, most men would give their house to get a dance like that.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

OCT 01, 2010 08:33 AM


anygay



bagged me



make up



where was she dancing, The Freudian Slip?

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

OCT 01, 2010 08:39 AM

PointBlank said:

anygay



bagged me



make up



where was she dancing, The Freudian Slip?



lol!

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

OCT 01, 2010 09:01 AM

Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .


Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

OCT 01, 2010 09:07 AM

Coyotemike said:
Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .


Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?



I think I've seen that porno... or imagined it.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 01, 2010 09:09 AM

Coyotemike said:
Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .


Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?


Pfft. That is so easy.

I didn't even need a reference to the "S.S. Minnow" to figure that one out.

So is the dancer supposed to be The Professor or...?

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 09:25 AM

Anygay. . . It was a dark and stormy night. . .

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

OCT 01, 2010 09:26 AM

PointBlank said:

anygay



bagged me



make up



where was she dancing, The Freudian Slip?



HAHA!

Stiles

Stiles

Miami Beach, FL
November 2002

OCT 01, 2010 09:53 AM

PointBlank said:


where was she dancing, The Freudian Slip?



No, next door at the Attempted Clever.

GuinessLover

GuinessLover

Citrus Heights, CA
February 2008

OCT 11, 2010 05:25 AM

Gringo said:

Coyotemike said:
Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .


Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?


Pfft. That is so easy.

I didn't even need a reference to the "S.S. Minnow" to figure that one out.

So is the dancer supposed to be The Professor or...?



You're way off, it's a play on the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is
Black gold
Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools.
Movie stars.

Well now it's time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 11, 2010 06:58 AM

GuinessLover said:

Gringo said:

Coyotemike said:
Here's a little story 'bout a stripper named Jed/
Poor pole dancer, barely kept her fam'ly fed/
Then one day while she was shakin' her ass/
She looked into the eyes of a girl from her class . . .

Gym class, that is
Hot showers . . . tiny shorts . . . rubdowns . . .


Now, is anyone gonna get the reference?


Pfft. That is so easy.

I didn't even need a reference to the "S.S. Minnow" to figure that one out.

So is the dancer supposed to be The Professor or...?



You're way off, it's a play on the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.


And here I thought that answer was dripping with sarcasm. surreal

Itsy

Itsy

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

OCT 15, 2010 09:43 AM

i was a stripper, so trust me, you should contact her. if it was a game, it'd be way more obvious, and she would've gotten more $ out of you.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

OCT 24, 2010 12:01 PM

I just saw this.

Call her.

Exkyu

Exkyu

Australia
November 2008

OCT 25, 2010 05:43 PM

PaulNikon said:
I just saw this.

Call her.



Same. If she was trying to get money out of you, she would have tried to get money out of you...

Jovankat

Jovankat

Australia
January 2010

OCT 25, 2010 05:50 PM

Also if she didn't want you to actually call her it will be a fake number. Totes call her. Like now!

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