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inceptive

inceptive

USA
July 2010

JUL 18, 2010 04:17 PM

I'm thinking ten (10) minutes of kissing mixed with a little fondling; you break the plain and the idea is for filled.
O.k., what is the bare minimum sexually that can be done and you still consider it good, or at least satisfactory? Not asking, what makes a person / or the experience good; as much as what takes it over the level of not sucking.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 18, 2010 04:31 PM

If I don't get my chest pooped on, the night is ruined. Simply ruined.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUL 18, 2010 04:36 PM

inceptive

inceptive

USA
July 2010

JUL 18, 2010 04:37 PM

funny stuff!

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

JUL 18, 2010 04:54 PM

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 18, 2010 11:55 PM





Ladeez?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 19, 2010 12:02 AM

DVDA

babyhead

babyhead

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

JUL 19, 2010 12:22 AM

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

JUL 19, 2010 05:49 AM

lil_tuffy said:




Ladeez?



I can only get off with statistical rigour.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 19, 2010 05:53 AM

_Elichrusos said:

lil_tuffy said:




Ladeez?



I can only get off with statistical rigour.



75% of all facts are made up on the spot.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 19, 2010 06:16 AM

inceptive said:
I'm thinking ten (10) minutes of kissing mixed with a little fondling; you break the plain and the idea is for filled.




......and then you take her into the place of lovemaking.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 19, 2010 07:07 AM

It's not fun and games unless she releases and array of rocket-propelled monkeys.

She then disrobes herself of the sex-toy bedecked bandolier and in a forceful yet feminine voice cries from the mountaintop:

THE PLAINS SHALL BE BROKEN, THE IDEAS FOR FILLED.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 19, 2010 07:09 AM

_Elichrusos said:
I can only get off with statistical rigour.



Funny, cause I have a thing for British English alternate spellings.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUL 19, 2010 09:36 AM



SUGARBUSH!

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

JUL 19, 2010 09:52 AM

_Elichrusos said:


I can only get off with statistical rigour.



statistically, the average human has one tit and one ball

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

JUL 19, 2010 10:05 AM

papawheelie said:

_Elichrusos said:


I can only get off with statistical rigour.



statistically, the average human has one tit and one ball


And less than 10 fingers

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

JUL 19, 2010 10:14 AM

I want to break the plain with everyone in this thread right now.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 19, 2010 12:48 PM

Katieesq said:
I want to break the plain with everyone in this thread right now.



The idea is for filled.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JUL 19, 2010 01:46 PM

SnakePlissken said:

_Elichrusos said:
I can only get off with statistical rigour.


75% of all facts are made up on the spot.


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Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 19, 2010 01:54 PM

A firm handshake is my bare minimum.

Pete

Pete

United Kingdom
July 2004

JUL 19, 2010 01:59 PM

I am all the ten (10) minutes with my cock up.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 24, 2010 10:40 AM

If she hums the National Anthem with my balls in her mouth, I am there.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 24, 2010 12:34 PM

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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUL 24, 2010 12:43 PM

She has to be able to name the capitals of every U.S. Territory (not states) in alphabetical order, then cross-reference them to dates of admittance to the U.S. as a territory while giving me a prostate exam, or I simply will not ask for a second date.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JUL 24, 2010 02:13 PM

hell i have hit the point where i am pretty satisfied with a girl accidentally brushing up against me on the elevator and then looking at me in disgust.

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