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Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

JUL 15, 2010 06:14 PM

Rainer24 said:

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.




At least if you believe all the teenagers, apparently.



And the priests.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

JUL 15, 2010 11:23 PM

You guys, this is important. Apparently olive oil has been lying about its virginity. eeek

The result: 69% of the imported oils sampled and one of the 10 California-produced samples failed to meet internationally accepted standards for extra-virgin olive oil.



Heh, 69.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 16, 2010 06:15 AM

Evercunt said:
You guys, this is important. Apparently olive oil has been lying about its virginity. eeek

The result: 69% of the imported oils sampled and one of the 10 California-produced samples failed to meet internationally accepted standards for extra-virgin olive oil.



Heh, 69.



It's just that it's not extra virgin. So those slutty olives take it in the pooper.

Agy

Agy

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 16, 2010 11:14 AM

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.



Ha! Hahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, go preach that to the girls I use to go to school with at my Catholic all girls high school. Do you know how many girls I knew back in the day that use to only take it up the ass because they wanted to remain 'virgins'? Seriously.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 16, 2010 01:17 PM

mandal82 said:
eeek maybe when? or how? wink



THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!!!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JUL 16, 2010 01:36 PM

MisterSatan said:

mandal82 said:
eeek maybe when? or how? wink


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!!!


I ACCIDENTALLY MY VIRGINITY IS THAT BAD

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

JUL 16, 2010 03:27 PM

Agy said:

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.



Ha! Hahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, go preach that to the girls I use to go to school with at my Catholic all girls high school. Do you know how many girls I knew back in the day that use to only take it up the ass because they wanted to remain 'virgins'? Seriously.



ha! yeah, my first thought was "not if anal was first"


motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JUL 16, 2010 05:25 PM

Agy said:

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.



Ha! Hahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, go preach that to the girls I use to go to school with at my Catholic all girls high school. Do you know how many girls I knew back in the day that use to only take it up the ass because they wanted to remain 'virgins'? Seriously.


I seriously went to all the wrong schools.

WingZephyr

WingZephyr

New Orleans, LA
October 2010

OCT 10, 2010 11:11 AM

Agy said:

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.



Ha! Hahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, go preach that to the girls I use to go to school with at my Catholic all girls high school. Do you know how many girls I knew back in the day that use to only take it up the ass because they wanted to remain 'virgins'? Seriously.


gotta love "backwards" thinking. tongue
i wonder how many broke that rule but swore an oath of silence? lol

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 10, 2010 12:21 PM

Is there a particular order?

1: Hand to Genitals
2: Mouth to Genitals
3. Genitals to Genitals
4. Genitals to Anus
5. Genitals to Nostril
6. Genitals to Ear
7. Fist to Genitals (non-punching)
8. Foot to Genitals (non-kicking)
9. Fake Genitals to Anus
10. Fake Genitals to Fake Genitals
11. Donkeys

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

OCT 10, 2010 03:11 PM

Coyotemike said:
Is there a particular order?

1: Hand to Genitals
2: Mouth to Genitals
3. Genitals to Genitals
4. Genitals to Anus
5. Genitals to Nostril
6. Genitals to Ear
7. Fist to Genitals (non-punching)
8. Foot to Genitals (non-kicking)
9. Fake Genitals to Anus
10. Fake Genitals to Fake Genitals
11. Donkeys



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
what about shatner to genitals?


IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

OCT 10, 2010 07:55 PM

Agy said:

mydogfarted said:

Tadzi said:

Cash said:
there's a second?



the butt.



Anal doesn't count.



Ha! Hahahahaha!!!!! Yeah, go preach that to the girls I use to go to school with at my Catholic all girls high school. Do you know how many girls I knew back in the day that use to only take it up the ass because they wanted to remain 'virgins'? Seriously.



Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 10, 2010 08:05 PM

Tadzi said:

Coyotemike said:
Is there a particular order?

1: Hand to Genitals
2: Mouth to Genitals
3. Genitals to Genitals
4. Genitals to Anus
5. Genitals to Nostril
6. Genitals to Ear
7. Fist to Genitals (non-punching)
8. Foot to Genitals (non-kicking)
9. Fake Genitals to Anus
10. Fake Genitals to Fake Genitals
11. Donkeys



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
what about shatner to genitals?




#12

mogwai_

mogwai_

USA
February 2008

OCT 10, 2010 09:02 PM

Evercunt said:
You guys, this is important. Apparently olive oil has been lying about its virginity. eeek

The result: 69% of the imported oils sampled and one of the 10 California-produced samples failed to meet internationally accepted standards for extra-virgin olive oil.



Heh, 69.



i immediately thought of this...

DucksAreCrazy

DucksAreCrazy

Lexington, KY
December 2006

OCT 15, 2010 06:10 AM

So when does one lose their second?

semiretiredpunk

semiretiredpunk

USA
March 2007

OCT 15, 2010 10:49 AM

Evercunt said:
You guys, this is important. Apparently olive oil has been lying about its virginity. eeek

The result: 69% of the imported oils sampled and one of the 10 California-produced samples failed to meet internationally accepted standards for extra-virgin olive oil.



Heh, 69.



Oh good god, what does this imply they've been doing to the olive oil!? eeek

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

I'm lost
August 2008

OCT 15, 2010 11:27 AM

mogwai_ said:

i immediately thought of this...



tongue Ha.

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