the shortest sex that you had ?

I have a fantastic story about this. As a teenager, I was really into (don't laugh) Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, and I would rush home from school each day to watch it. I had a steady boyfriend (we were each other's firsts awwww), and once in a while he'd come home with me after school. One day, he came home with me and we sat down to watch MMPR before going to my bedroom. Nobody else was home yet, so I suggested that we do it when there was a commercial break. I didn't mean for him to *just* last the commercial break

I was hoping you would relay the story!

If I behaved myself and didn't yell at the TV while sex and the city was on, I would get attention from my g/f (my first steady relationship as well) during the commercials, sex had to wait until after her shows were over though.

You are telling us that you needed pron to get off after a hot session like that?!?! Could any man ever really satisfy you.

When I Lost my Virginity he came maybe 2 mins after putting it in. NOT how I thought my night would go. No dout my shortest EVER

Oh, and excuse to relate this sordid tale of semi-debauchery:

So long ago and far away I was dating this lovely young woman who had an unfortunate issue with her orgasm. She got off almost entirely through penetration, but once she climaxed she tightened up so much that further penetration was painful no matter what. Which wasn't that big of a deal, it just meant our sex routine became foreplay, then fucking until she came, and then we'd find some other way to get me off.

This did become an issue once, when she took me out to meet her very, very conservative parents, who for some reason I can only assume is a river in Egypt believed their daughter, a gothy former art student who'd been living on her own for the past 5 or 6 years, was still a virgin saving herself for marriage. So when we stayed the night at their house, I had to sleep on the couch in the living room while she slept upstairs in her old bedroom.

This whole situation seemed to excite and arouse my girlfriend, since later that night when everyone else was asleep, she sneaked down from her room into the living room and woke me up by saying "I just really need to taste your cock right now." My desire to get laid overwhelms my fear of being caught, and combine to get me hard right away.

So, after tasting me a few times, she climbs on top of me, adjusts herself and my penis, and slides me into her. Apparently I wasn't the only one easily aroused by the fear of getting caught, because by immediately once I'm all the way in, she orgasms.

Which is enough to make her reconsider the thrill of getting caught. She then climbs off me and rushes back up to her room. Leaving me lying there, on her parent's living room couch, smelling of illicit nighttime sex and still hard enough to cut diamonds.

so what happens when he gives you a few pumps yet and explosion for yourself to enjoy?

No less than 15 min maybe...I cant have quickies or short sex.
Not a bad thing but quickies are fun in the right situations and it never works for me.
Meh

Probably 5 minutes. It usually lasts 15 minutes to half an hour for me. I don't like to finish before my lady, but that day, I was... well I lost.

Longest: 3 hours (lotsa forplay)