the shortest sex that you had ?

Duration of your shortest sex is ?

My is 90 sec

great topic! shortest for me would probably be about 2 & half minutes snatched in a bathroom somewhere..... romantic, right?

that is, of course, the shortest duration that was INTENDED to be short.....!

How exactly do you do define 'duration of sex'?

Yeah, this is a really vague question. Are we talking intentionally or not? I've gone times that we long enough for me to just be exhausted, and a couple of 3 pumps and done. The varying durations in between often depended on time allotted for the task.

I've never really been quick. My only quickie lasted fifteen minutes, and it ended up making me fifteen minutes late for work in the morning. XD

How exactly do you do define 'short'?

seeing as it has been more than a year (stupid sexless EX-relationship) my next will probably be the shortest.

About 4'11".

Super busy intersection, light went yellow; premature slow into frantic lever pulling dead stop other limb unfastened belt and pantaloons like a bandit with his gunstrap after a drinking contest; this while lips in the fast lane; two bodies crashing into one another over and over like a wayward drag car artpiece unaware in its flight; horns seem to spit and wail a dissonance alongside our never-before-rehearsed concert piece. Bystanders became the audience; there was no rehearsal; the crescendo; horns blaring; strings on fire; instruments stop....can't distinguish silence from noise; piece finished; green light. Tthere was no applause.

*silence*
*car starts and we roll away*

About a minute. Sometimes it feels so good to have sex.

About 5 pumps and done, there was alot of foreplay before hand and I had been ready to pop for the past 15 minutes.

I believe there is this brand new invention called a 'chrono metre'. As yet, sadly, they lack the precision to measure the duration of my erotic endeavours.

Seriously though, since people here tend to mean penetrative intercourse when they say sex, I am a bit confused as when to start and stop measuring.

Have I told you lately that I like the way you think?

I fell asleep this fast.

Not one who's usually capable of quickies, but I got so comfortable with my ex-fiance, we'd have sex with minimal foreplay sometimes and it'd take about 5 minutes, though we'd both get off. It was kinda nice for a change.

Probably 30 seconds, but not from orgasm, that's from me having a leg cramp so bad that I was screaming in agony and went instantly limp. Totally uncool.

*cough* 3 hours.

I have photographic proof.

I'm not going to claim to be a dynamo, but I can usually manage better than 30 seconds--which was about how long I lasted with the hottest girl on the planet when I saw her for the first time in almost ten years, a while back. Best thirty seconds ever.

Okay, I see where this is going. Thought so.

Half a second then.

5 inches?

Lulz.

time is an illusion

[creepy statement]

would you like some more photographic evidence?

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Oh snap!