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meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 18, 2010 07:07 PM

Coyotemike said:
Vagina?



Look, man, she's not my ladyfriend!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 19, 2010 12:38 PM

DjDemix said:

Thistle said:
It would be like putting a penis through your nostril.



...go on...



I know, right?

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 19, 2010 04:42 PM

Fucking Vaginas! How do they work? Miracles are all around us and you don't even know it.

R3X

R3X

USA
April 2008

APR 20, 2010 10:16 AM

Katieesq said:

Thistle said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Nothing can go through the cervix without excruciating pain, just so you know. The cervix is meant to be a near-impenetrable barrier which keeps the uterus sterile and holds the baby in. It would be like putting a penis through your nostril.




I just know there is a picture of this somewhere on the internet. But I don't dare google it.



I remember that pic. And the earlobe one. Oh, you girls and your extreme-sized gauges meant to prepare you for aural sex...

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

APR 23, 2010 01:53 PM

It's common knowledge the technology for the Portable Hole was adapted from vaginas.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

APR 23, 2010 09:18 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Fucking Vaginas! How do they work? Miracles are all around us and you don't even know it.



Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck vaginas, and pet cats and dogs

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

APR 24, 2010 03:18 AM

Thistle said:

dingoes8 said:
Or does it actually go up through the cervix?



Nothing can go through the cervix without excruciating pain, just so you know. The cervix is meant to be a near-impenetrable barrier which keeps the uterus sterile and holds the baby in. It would be like putting a penis through your nostril.



Fuck you. :quaking horror:

StrongDar

StrongDar

USA
April 2010

APR 26, 2010 01:21 AM

I don't know but "Ball's deep" should be a phrase that you use in a sentence... like, "we were ball's deep into our dinner when...(something something)"

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 26, 2010 05:13 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Fucking Vaginas! How do they work? Miracles are all around us and you don't even know it.




The magical vagina is a supporting, sometimes mystical stock character in porn who, by use of special insight or powers, helps the male protagonist get out of trouble. The words fucking vaginas, now considered by many as archaic and sometimes offensive, is used intentionally to suggest that the archetype is a sexist throwback, an update of the "vagina dentata" and "weaker other" stereotypes.



From Wikipedia with editorial discretion exercised in bold.

fuck

fuck

Detroit, MI
April 2004

APR 26, 2010 09:20 PM

this thread is full of win every where!

Gemi

Gemi

HOPEFUL

Los Angeles, CA

APR 26, 2010 09:50 PM

lmao interesting question truth is women DO in fact have different sized vaginas
the same as guy size varies we do too....

so its all good...now you know
why some women like big ones instead of smaller
cus they are DEEP!! lol

xxLucky13xx

xxLucky13xx

I'm lost
April 2010

APR 27, 2010 02:58 AM

Evercunt said:
I met a SG member who bruised a girl's cervix badly enough for her to need medical attention.



Jesus H. Christ eeek

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 28, 2010 08:23 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Miracles are all around us



Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 28, 2010 08:23 AM

Indeed.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 28, 2010 08:59 AM

Lemonkid said:

lil_tuffy said:
Miracles are all around us





So, why cannot one simply walk into Mordor?

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

APR 28, 2010 09:38 PM

Coyotemike said:

Lemonkid said:

lil_tuffy said:
Miracles are all around us





So, why cannot one simply walk into Mordor?



One must talk their way into Mordor.

Having 8 wingmen helps, too.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 29, 2010 02:03 AM

Spiffy said:

Having 8 wingmen helps, too.





Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, lost Tiree, lost Dutch.
Red Leader: I copy, Gold Leader.
Gold Five: It came from... behind!


Orko27

Orko27

Lacey, WA
October 2004

APR 30, 2010 04:47 AM

Lemonkid said:

lil_tuffy said:
Miracles are all around us





Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

APR 30, 2010 11:43 AM

Lemonkid wins this round.

I thought you could climb in and find a guy from Texas looking for his car. I guess I shouldn't take as factual things that I overhear at bars...

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