i need some help from the ladies

iv been stuck hear in Great Lakes Il for almost 3 months and iv had no contact with a girl if love to sex talk maybe meat up at the mall hang out or something any thing

iv been stuck hear in Great Lakes Il and i havent been with a girl for almost 3 months id love to do some sex chat on msn or something anything

*goes and gets some marshmallows in anticipation for flames*

Go find a 1-800 number or go to Yahoo chat. You probably won't have any luck here.

Jesus Christ, NUB. 3 months? You're not going to make it in the fleet.

Instead, do yourself a favor and work on your grammar and self-awareness.

"meat up and hang out"

best.spelling.error.ever.

"meat (sic) at the mall"? Don't you have a nice, windowless van and some candy to offer?

Also . . .

One last thing to help you out

*hint: just click on the words

Golden.

I like the new failcat. Classy.