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vermicious_knid

vermicious_knid

Shreveport, LA
February 2008

MAR 02, 2010 10:10 PM

Shower before you fuck. Use soap.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAR 02, 2010 10:25 PM

ThrottleBitch said:

mydogfarted said:

lil_tuffy said:
Start wearing utilikilts. One of two things will happen -- your balls and nether region will be fully air-conditioned and you won't have swamp crotch to begin with or no one will want to sleep with you anyway because you look like a total tool - either way your problem is solved.

Also, I don't think "raucid" was the word you were looking for.



I'm sure she'll appreciate being called a tool for wearing them. smile



For every person that calls me a 'tool' for wearing a kilt I have at least 5 women that ask what I'm wearing underneath my kilt. The kilt wins.



But are they women you want up your skirt?

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

MAR 02, 2010 10:27 PM

lil_tuffy said:

But are they women you want up your skirt?



I know you've met both Necia and freckle. Need I say more?

Now I know what to get you for Xmas next year.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAR 02, 2010 10:37 PM

ThrottleBitch said:

lil_tuffy said:

But are they women you want up your skirt?



I know you've met both Necia and freckle. Need I say more?

Now I know what to get you for Xmas next year.



Luckily, I do not have a sweaty, stinky ball problem so I'll stick to my jeans.

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

MAR 02, 2010 10:45 PM

lil_tuffy said:

ThrottleBitch said:

lil_tuffy said:

But are they women you want up your skirt?



I know you've met both Necia and freckle. Need I say more?

Now I know what to get you for Xmas next year.



Luckily, I do not have a sweaty, stinky ball problem so I'll stick to my jeans.



If you're sticking to your jeans you might want to rethink the kilt wink

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAR 02, 2010 11:07 PM

ha. poor choice of words. touché.

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005
Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 06, 2010 06:46 PM

Coyotemike said:
I put bacon in my boxers.



Genius.

BoozeUzi

BoozeUzi

Portland, OR
November 2007

MAR 07, 2010 07:19 PM

Trimming back around the balls and armpit areas of that region ever so often helps to alleviate the smell. $0.02.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

MAR 08, 2010 01:41 PM

Lemonkid said:

Coyotemike said:
I put bacon in my boxers.



Genius.



By the end of the day, it is cooked! Noon if I am wear cords.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 08, 2010 05:29 PM

Coyotemike said:

Lemonkid said:

Coyotemike said:
I put bacon in my boxers.



Genius.



By the end of the day, it is cooked! Noon if I am wear cords.



Is that bacon in your pants or are you just happy to see her?

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