smells

okay, so its getting warmer soon and I cannot help be reminded of something;

how sweaty and fragrant my penis area tends to get.

now i personally LOVE the smell- raucid, stuffy and fertile, like a puppy dragged through the dirt then oiled with the scent of reproduction. but I also realize this is, to be generous, an "acquired taste." i shower twice a day, but if i'm out and about with a lady before we start fucking, not always time/appropriate to say 'brb gotta shower'

anyway, my question is this:

it's 2010, is a splash of cologne down there still tacky? maybe a few swipes of deodorant around the general pubic region? soak the testicles in a stew of maple bark and orange peel? i need your help, women.

deodorant on balls just makes your balls smell like balls AND deodorant.

so maybe a specific product like that one ^^ is better.

First, I need to say:


Now on to seriousness...
try a little talcum powder.

Culled from the immortal wisdom of DJ Assault:

i'm also just going to point out that using products like cologne or deodorant on your "penis area" might not be good for the possible females (and their "areas") that you are worried about.

I find perfumed nether regions very attractive, but that's probably a matter of personal preference... If you're showering regularly and have healthy skin, I bet you smell just fine. No extra scent might be better than a scent the girl is allergic to or doesn't like.

If powdering helps and you weren't wild about the smell of baby powder or Gold Bond, you might try Lush's Karma dusting powder. It has an herbal/citrus/patchouli fragrance.

Or you know, just showering more than once a week.

I put bacon in my boxers.

I'm sure she'll appreciate being called a tool for wearing them.

"I like the way your balls smell"

If you can get through the first few minutes of Courtney Love, there is an excellent discussion of the smell of Jimmy Kimmel's balls by Sarah Silverman. It should make you feel better.

I personally would rather smell sweaty balls than cologne.
And I think utilitkilts are hot.

So maybe I'm the wrong demographic for this question.
But I do agree with the powder idea.

For every person that calls me a 'tool' for wearing a kilt I have at least 5 women that ask what I'm wearing underneath my kilt. The kilt wins.

It wins for you. Doesn't mean it'll do the same for Smelly Balls here.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Maybe if he puts bacon under the kilt

This is because you are hot.

Ah, I miss Seattle. Where people really understand the kilts.

How you doin'?

It's true. The kilt does require a certain attitude.