Vajazzeled?

I have found my new career!

I was scrotazzled the other day.

Great. As if vaginas weren't distracting enough on their own, now they're shiny?

Will this create a whole new fashion? Pants with a hole in the front to show off the shinys?

No glue near my pretty place.

Big deal. Let me know when taintazzling catches on, cause brother, I'm set.

You could dazzle up the inside of your butt-cheeks and click when you walk.

I think it would be more of a muffled scraping noise .

^ You are one UGLY motherfucker.

This would be awesome except everyone's going to get pseudo-ironic shapes of kitties. Oh god, and then someone will get Hello Kitty. Or Emily the Strange's cat. Is nothing sacred?!









But Felix would be pretty cool.

i'm guessing this doesn't come with the machine that punches it into the surface of...whatever.

this needs to be an infomercial.

This was actually a thing about ten years ago, but it didn't have a catchy name.
Getting weird symbols like the Gucci logo, or getting crystal "body gems" applied when you got waxed. You could also find body gems or crystal "tattoos" at the store and get all DIY with it.

"And with just three easy steps . . . " (thunk . . . ARRRRRRRGH)," you too can have a dazzlingly decorated . . . "(thunk . . . OH MY DEAR GOD!!)," vagina. Call now and you will also relieve . . ." (thunk . . . IT'S BLEEDING!!)," our extra special home clit piercing machine . . . (KEEP THAT THING THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PUSSY!!),"to give yourself that extra-special dazzle." (I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!)

Think of the facial cuts this will cause ...

I've waiting for Country Music stars to pick up on this; its jsut the nuddie suit taken to the next level!

Fantastic, I'm going to turn my nut sack into a disco ball.

I hear Billy Ray Cyrus has a taint mullet.

You are banned from posting for the rest of forever. Banned.

Maybe if I claw out my own eyes, I can get that mental image out of my head...

* updates resume*

*vajazzles "you win"*

Hello Kitty Scrotazzled?

vajazzles on my grill.