Best Suprises

We all get little suprises here and there in bed, but whats the one suprise you always hope for. The one thing I always hope for is if she can squirt. Call me wierd but thats hot.

A discount.

A good nights sleep. I haven't had one of those in years.

hahahaha. agreed!

Yes I do not need airline miles. I want frequent hooker points. When is that credit card coming out?

Getting any is surprising enough.

... Agreed...

Surprising? Fucking shocking is more like it

i hope she has those stuffed animal cuffs from Tomcats