"nobody wants to marry up the butt girl"

Hell I'd probably end up marrying the "up-the-butt-girl" even quicker. Totally an anal guy but not all that are interested for whatever reason. Oh well lol.

haha... i dated a guy once who was so desperate for anal that he was willing to be the taker. haha

Boom.

I married the up the butt girl

But......does she watch Sex In The City?

Not much.

You're a lucky guy.

A white picket fence... in her butt!

Start new thread " Everybody wants to marry up the butt girl ! "

i made the up the butt girl.. the up the butt girl

It's not required.

The statement is:

"No one wants to marry up the butt girl."

Meaning the girl is the one to take it in the shitpipe.

If someone was being referred to as "up the butt" and you were talking to a female at the time, then it could read like this:

"No one wants to marry up the butt, girl."

My ex made me watch Sex and the City it's like Cosmo on T.V.

Seriously, that T.V. show makes me want to stab shit. Their sex tips are about as accurate as a snub-nosed MUSKET and their view of humanity is sad and disgusting.

Anyone or anything that expresses more concern for the interpersonal mechanics of others than the intricacies of the Universe is BLACK SPRAYPAINT FOR YOUR THIRD EYE and should be avoided.

God I hate that fucking show and this just gives me another reason to.


Oh and yeah, if a girl isn't into fucking and licking every orifice on the human body then I wont marry her. Ever. I probably wouldn't even sleep with her. Not that I would tell her how to live her life, but I'm a kinky bastard and I like my sex to be raw and untamed as opposed to refined and boring so I don't want a sexual relationship with anyone who doesn't sync up with my desires. *shrug*

I love today.

I shall hire Mr TwoToner to explain all of my lame jokes in the future, so I won't have to.

*sitting in quiet room trying so hard to stifle laughter right now*

I think I'm laughing hard enough for the both of us, girl