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12/20/09

female ejaculation...someone help!

12/11/09

Shaved vs. Natural models [2]

12/8/09

Longest time you've gone down on a partner [2]

12/7/09

embarrassing/ funny moments [3]

12/3/09

Fake Vaginas [4]

12/3/09

11/28/09

open marriage / relationships, your thoughts [13]

11/25/09

[rant] Counter-productive pulling techniques

11/21/09

Body hair on GUYS ... yay or nay? [6]

11/20/09

reasons to abstain from giving and recieving head? [4]

11/17/09

Favorite Panties?

11/15/09

Lets see some man bits... [38]

11/9/09

11/3/09

Shopping for Panties

11/3/09

guys sucking off guys [9]

11/1/09

romans courtois [3]

10/28/09

10/23/09

The "OMG" move [3]

10/20/09

serious curves [8]

10/20/09

Sexiest thing on Suicide Girls this week [4]

10/19/09

10/17/09

Going down... [6]

10/16/09

10/16/09

Pain during sex? Tips/help?

10/13/09

Suicide Car Girls. [2]

10/13/09

Girls in Cut-Offs [2]

10/12/09

Wet t-shirt appreciation... [2]

SirLazarusCries

10/12/09

The Great Booties of SG [46]

SirLazarusCries

10/12/09

girls with lipstick [2]

SirLazarusCries

10/12/09

Braless in public [4]

SirLazarusCries

10/12/09

Circumcision....like or don't? [12]

10/12/09

Future of Alt Porn?

10/11/09

Cutest SG Bellies: [15]

10/6/09

i haven't had sex in 4 months [5]

10/6/09

10/5/09

cliche relationship question.

10/4/09

Relationships and Internet Hookups [3]

10/3/09

Erotic/Softporn Movies for Women? Do they exist?

10/3/09

It takes too long ... [2]

10/3/09

How far would you go?

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qwangle

United Kingdom

October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 02:52 PM

Personally I'm quite romantic myself, but how far have you gone to win the heart of a loved one? Please use the scale below.

I've got to ...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Stages of courtly love:
1. Attraction to the lady, usually via eyes/glance
2. Worship of the lady from afar
3. Declaration of passionate devotion
4. Virtuous rejection by the lady
5. Renewed wooing with oaths of virtue and eternal fealty
6. Moans of approaching death from unsatisfied desire
7. Heroic deeds of valor which win the lady's heart
8. Consummation of the secret love
9. Endless adventures and subterfuges avoiding detection

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 30, 2009 03:19 PM

You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling

Invisible_Man

I'm lost

May 2009

OCT 30, 2009 03:24 PM

Mine goes to 11.

Lucifer69133

I'm lost

February 2009

OCT 30, 2009 03:26 PM

...what?

qwangle

United Kingdom

October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 03:38 PM

Suri said:
That list is bizarre and troubling

er.. I read that list on wikipedia and thought it was funny. probably should have explained that. i just added the smilies.

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

OCT 30, 2009 03:51 PM

Invisible_Man said:
Mine goes to 11.

WE HAVE A WINNER

Cockzombie

San Diego, CA

July 2006

OCT 30, 2009 03:51 PM

Nice link to a thread where you are mocked and belittled repeatedly!
What number is that on the scale?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:19 PM

Suri said:
You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling

What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

qwangle

United Kingdom

October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:20 PM

Cockzombie said:
Nice link to a thread where you are mocked and belittled repeatedly!
What number is that on the scale?

4. Virtuous rejection by the lady

qwangle

United Kingdom

October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:22 PM

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ

September 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:30 PM

Coyotemike said:

Suri said:
You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling

What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

Are we going to see a "Gentleman's Guide to Stalking" now?

Actually, it should be a "Vampires Guide to stalking"

Mukki

United Kingdom

June 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:35 PM

23. CCTV and baby-oil

i really should get out more

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:56 PM

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.

Chretien de Troyes was a twit.

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

OCT 30, 2009 05:11 PM

Confused Repulsion:

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ

September 2006

OCT 30, 2009 05:16 PM

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration....

..... to your Best Friend's Wife

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

OCT 30, 2009 06:03 PM

You realize the link you provided for why you're so romantic is a 6 page thread of you being burned, right?

Right?!?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 06:07 PM

Drakyn said:

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration....

..... to your Best Friend's Wife

...without telling her.

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

OCT 30, 2009 06:09 PM

You should not be allowed within 100 yards of any female.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

OCT 30, 2009 06:57 PM

Temper said:
Confused Repulsion:

that must be number 10.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 07:01 PM

At what number do you steal her underwear off the line?

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

OCT 30, 2009 07:04 PM

Coyotemike said:
At what number do you steal her underwear off the line?

thats like 2.5

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

OCT 30, 2009 09:51 PM

qwangle said:
In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.

Hopefully the Black Death can wipe out 1/3 of the people who believe this shit too...

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

OCT 30, 2009 10:24 PM

This smacks of vacuum fuckery.

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

OCT 30, 2009 10:51 PM

SnakePlissken said:
This smacks of vacuum fuckery.

Word.

atomicant

Portland, OR

June 2003

OCT 30, 2009 11:33 PM

whatever it is, it's pretty fucking stupid.

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