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qwangle

qwangle

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 02:52 PM

Personally I'm quite romantic myself, but how far have you gone to win the heart of a loved one? Please use the scale below.

I've got to ...



Stages of courtly love:
1. Attraction to the lady, usually via eyes/glance eeek
2. Worship of the lady from afar love
3. Declaration of passionate devotion tongue
4. Virtuous rejection by the lady blackeyed
5. Renewed wooing with oaths of virtue and eternal fealty biggrin
6. Moans of approaching death from unsatisfied desire puke
7. Heroic deeds of valor which win the lady's heart mad
8. Consummation of the secret love kiss
9. Endless adventures and subterfuges avoiding detection ARRR!!!

Suri

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 30, 2009 03:19 PM

You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling

Invisible_Man

Invisible_Man

I'm lost
May 2009

OCT 30, 2009 03:24 PM

Mine goes to 11.

Lucifer69133

Lucifer69133

I'm lost
February 2009

OCT 30, 2009 03:26 PM

...what?

qwangle

qwangle

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 03:38 PM

Suri said:
That list is bizarre and troubling

er.. I read that list on wikipedia and thought it was funny. probably should have explained that. i just added the smilies.

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

OCT 30, 2009 03:51 PM

Invisible_Man said:
Mine goes to 11.



WE HAVE A WINNER

Cockzombie

Cockzombie

San Diego, CA
July 2006

OCT 30, 2009 03:51 PM

surreal

Nice link to a thread where you are mocked and belittled repeatedly!
What number is that on the scale?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:19 PM

Suri said:
You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling



What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

qwangle

qwangle

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:20 PM

Cockzombie said:
Nice link to a thread where you are mocked and belittled repeatedly!
What number is that on the scale?

4. Virtuous rejection by the lady

qwangle

qwangle

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:22 PM

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:30 PM

Coyotemike said:

Suri said:
You're kind of a weird kid aren't you?

That list is bizarre and troubling



What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?



Are we going to see a "Gentleman's Guide to Stalking" now?

Actually, it should be a "Vampires Guide to stalking"

Mukki

Mukki

United Kingdom
June 2005

OCT 30, 2009 04:35 PM

23. CCTV and baby-oil

i really should get out more

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 04:56 PM

qwangle said:

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.



Chretien de Troyes was a twit.

Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

OCT 30, 2009 05:11 PM

Confused Repulsion:

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

OCT 30, 2009 05:16 PM

qwangle said:

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration....



..... to your Best Friend's Wife

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

OCT 30, 2009 06:03 PM

You realize the link you provided for why you're so romantic is a 6 page thread of you being burned, right?

Right?!?

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 06:07 PM

Drakyn said:

qwangle said:

Coyotemike said:
What? You've never seen a "How-To" guide for being a creepy stalker?

In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration....



..... to your Best Friend's Wife



...without telling her.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

OCT 30, 2009 06:09 PM

You should not be allowed within 100 yards of any female.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

OCT 30, 2009 06:57 PM

Temper said:
Confused Repulsion:



that must be number 10.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 30, 2009 07:01 PM

At what number do you steal her underwear off the line?

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

OCT 30, 2009 07:04 PM

Coyotemike said:
At what number do you steal her underwear off the line?



thats like 2.5

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 30, 2009 09:51 PM

qwangle said:
In point of fact, Coyotemike my friend, courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration.



Hopefully the Black Death can wipe out 1/3 of the people who believe this shit too...

ARRR!!!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 30, 2009 10:24 PM

This smacks of vacuum fuckery.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

OCT 30, 2009 10:51 PM

SnakePlissken said:
This smacks of vacuum fuckery.


Word.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

OCT 30, 2009 11:33 PM

whatever it is, it's pretty fucking stupid.

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