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Lord_Rhode

Lord_Rhode

Portland, OR
September 2009

OCT 28, 2009 09:10 AM

Do guys actually buy them?

I see those all the time in adult ads and the like.
Plenty of girls I know have vibrators, but no guys that admit to having a fake vagina/masterbator or whatever a person would like to call them.

I'm not saying guy shouldn't be able to. It just seems more publicly accepted that a girl can have a vibrator. Any guy have one? Know someone who has one?

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

OCT 28, 2009 09:35 AM

Fake Vagina's what?

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

OCT 28, 2009 09:54 AM

Even if I thought a fake vagina would be any better than my hands the clean up factor would still probably keep me from buying one.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

OCT 28, 2009 10:06 AM

Fake Vagina's all the day with my cock up.

Bexi

Bexi

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 28, 2009 11:07 AM

There's a fake vagina in my pocket burning a hole.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 28, 2009 11:08 AM

Morgan said:
Fake Vagina's what?



Knock, knock?

SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

OCT 28, 2009 11:23 AM

Bexi said:
There's a fake vagina in my pocket burning a hole.



Hmm, it has been a while since I have thought of that thread.

Lord_Rhode

Lord_Rhode

Portland, OR
September 2009

OCT 28, 2009 11:37 AM

Bexi said:
There's a fake vagina in my pocket burning a hole.



Say what?

Suri

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 28, 2009 12:10 PM

My ex had one, and loved it. And i have heard good things about them on here, but i odviously have never tried one myself

leytonstone

leytonstone

United Kingdom
August 2009

OCT 28, 2009 12:18 PM

We were in a shop and saw one on display... hubby had to stick his finger into it... so i tried as well... I think if I was anything like that I'd have to join a convent... or get major surgury, it feels exactly like what it is a piece of silicon.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

OCT 28, 2009 12:24 PM

My wife bought me one while we were dating and living 500 miles apart. It got me off, but anyone who says it "feels like a real vagina" needs to be punched in the throat.

Auriga

Auriga

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 28, 2009 12:37 PM

mydogfarted said:
My wife bought me one while we were dating and living 500 miles apart. It got me off, but anyone who says it "feels like a real vagina" needs to be punched in the throat.



My boyfriend's sentiments/situation almost exactly.

Cherry2000

Cherry2000

Calgary, AB
July 2009

OCT 28, 2009 01:54 PM

Do those ones in a can have like... suction?

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

OCT 28, 2009 02:08 PM

Fake Vagina's faux pubes are very difficult to shave.

No, that does not work grammatically either.

His fake vagina's labia are torn.

That's better, though the concept is disturbing,

annabeylah

annabeylah

USA
October 2008

OCT 28, 2009 11:55 PM

r00kers said:
Fake Vagina's faux pubes are very difficult to shave.

No, that does not work grammatically either.

His fake vagina's labia are torn.

That's better, though the concept is disturbing.



oh, grammar!
i'm glad there are some of us left that know how to use it tongue

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 29, 2009 04:19 AM

Morgan said:
Fake Vagina's what?



damn you.....this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. wink

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

OCT 29, 2009 07:22 AM

I work in a sex shop so I guess it's not that big of a deal to me because I sell them pretty much every day. I've owned a couple. Fleshlights are too bulky for my taste. Cyberskin is pretty neat with some water based lube (I'm a Jo guy).

Lord_Rhode

Lord_Rhode

Portland, OR
September 2009

OCT 29, 2009 07:42 AM

Hm. I was never good at grammar. Oh well.
At least I do everything else right. tongue

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

OCT 29, 2009 08:36 AM

...everything?

issue_

issue_

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

OCT 29, 2009 09:13 AM

i want a fleshlight for xmas.

k.thnx.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

OCT 29, 2009 09:17 AM

If you put a dildo in a fake vagina, does that become the ultimate act of meta-masturbation?

Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

OCT 29, 2009 10:11 AM

The correct way to use an apostrophe is as warning that an S is following.

Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

OCT 29, 2009 10:13 AM

Lord_Rhode said:

Bexi said:
There's a fake vagina in my pocket burning a hole.



Say what?



In my panties.

r00kers

r00kers

Nederland, CO
February 2003

OCT 29, 2009 11:07 AM



If you put a dildo in a fake vagina, does that become the ultimate act of meta-masturbation?


If you mount the dildo to an eccentric on a motor, the picture is complete.

Total fucking by machine proxy.

None for me thanks. I gots a real gurl.

annabeylah

annabeylah

USA
October 2008

OCT 29, 2009 11:52 AM

baudot said:
...everything?



yes.

everything.


tongue

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