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Catallus

Catallus

United Kingdom
May 2009

AUG 27, 2009 06:41 AM

gavroche said:
she'll just thing that i'm someone trying to have her!



And she'd be right. tongue



annabeylah

annabeylah

USA
October 2008

AUG 28, 2009 12:07 AM

Towelly said:

Katieesq said:

unfiltrator said:

baudot said:

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First just find out if she is friendly to you at all. Then find out if she is friendly AND informal with you. Then later see if you can connect over jokes or silliness. Then later see if she is still friendly ask when she gets off work. She knows this is code for asking her out on a date, and now she'll either say yes, or shoot you down. Or you know, you already see her all the time already. You could just jump to this step.


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Yes, of course. "When do you get off work?" or "what are your hours?" is code for I want to spend time with you outside of your job, and you can ask her at that point that you mentioned. And if she tells you and you are clearly shy you can have her waiting for you to ask her out for a while after. Every time she sees you she will be wondering if YOU know the code. Clueless men are after all very common.



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It's also code for "I'm going to follow you home tonight."

In general, unless you think you're totally solid, I suggest leaving women alone at their place of work. Or, say you're going to some nonsketchy, public event with lots of nonsketchy people, and she should go to, and maybe you could meet up there. Otherwise, keep your cigar moustache to yourself, monsieur.




But . . . as the Good Book says, should we hide a candle under a shrubbery to conceal it, or let it shine for all mankind?


The candle is my cigar moustache.




i LOL'd tongue

electrosky

electrosky

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

SEP 06, 2009 03:17 PM

Just tell her where you work, and ask her to visit you there. If she does, take her out to lunch. Be respectful, and don't be a dick by using retarded phrases like cigar mustache. That's all. Good luck.

Kali

Kali

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

SEP 07, 2009 01:56 PM

Again, what is a cigar moustache??

gavroche

gavroche

France
December 2005

SEP 07, 2009 05:00 PM

Something every woman is interested in! My penis!

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 07, 2009 05:43 PM

Kali said:
Again, what is a cigar moustache??



McKenneth

McKenneth

Macedon, NY
August 2005

SEP 07, 2009 07:03 PM

Dude, just say what the guy in this clip says. 60% of the time it works every time


If that doesn't work, just whip it out. Trust me.

tomservo5577

tomservo5577

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 16, 2009 09:58 AM

McKenneth said:
Dude, just say what the guy in this clip says. 60% of the time it works every time


If that doesn't work, just whip it out. Trust me.



That's the one. Or you could try "excuse me love, do you take it up the shitter?". biggrin

girlysound

girlysound

Ann Arbor, MI
February 2007

SEP 25, 2009 08:24 PM

The worst thing is when you are a girl on the OTHER side waiting for the dude to ask you out. JUST DO IT. Seriously, she'll be flattered and if you're kind of cute and funny, say yes.

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

SEP 25, 2009 11:58 PM

You need to walk in and right off the bat show her that you are a romantic Dynamo.

Tell you what, Because it's you, I'll let you use my best line. I think it gets your message across pretty well.


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When it Comes to love, I'm an animal. Like a predator, but Sexual



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In a related note, when I worked for Starbucks I got hit on all the time. Usually a girl would get her friend to ask me out though. In no job since then have I been hit on..... well, my boss did make me work one day in my boxers, and one of my current jobs has guys sending me pictures of themselves working out and girls mugging half-naked in Self-taken photos.....


Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

SEP 26, 2009 12:04 AM

girlysound said:
The worst thing is when you are a girl on the OTHER side waiting for the dude to ask you out. JUST DO IT. Seriously, she'll be flattered and if you're kind of cute and funny, say yes.



See, now without knowing any facts about our guy here we don't know if this is indeed a proper course of action. Maybe the girl hates her job and gets hit on all the time, maybe our guy has a hairy face like Chewbacca and any attempts at flirtation will be interpreted as muffled moans. It's just far too risky.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

SEP 26, 2009 12:07 AM

Katieesq said:

unfiltrator said:

baudot said:

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First just find out if she is friendly to you at all. Then find out if she is friendly AND informal with you. Then later see if you can connect over jokes or silliness. Then later see if she is still friendly ask when she gets off work. She knows this is code for asking her out on a date, and now she'll either say yes, or shoot you down. Or you know, you already see her all the time already. You could just jump to this step.



Yes, of course. "When do you get off work?" or "what are your hours?" is code for I want to spend time with you outside of your job, and you can ask her at that point that you mentioned. And if she tells you and you are clearly shy you can have her waiting for you to ask her out for a while after. Every time she sees you she will be wondering if YOU know the code. Clueless men are after all very common.



It's also code for "I'm going to follow you home tonight."



I follow you home a few dozen times, stand outside your house and smell your mail, and you just can't let it go, can you?

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

SEP 26, 2009 12:45 AM

DevilsReject said:

Katieesq said:

unfiltrator said:

baudot said:

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First just find out if she is friendly to you at all. Then find out if she is friendly AND informal with you. Then later see if you can connect over jokes or silliness. Then later see if she is still friendly ask when she gets off work. She knows this is code for asking her out on a date, and now she'll either say yes, or shoot you down. Or you know, you already see her all the time already. You could just jump to this step.



Yes, of course. "When do you get off work?" or "what are your hours?" is code for I want to spend time with you outside of your job, and you can ask her at that point that you mentioned. And if she tells you and you are clearly shy you can have her waiting for you to ask her out for a while after. Every time she sees you she will be wondering if YOU know the code. Clueless men are after all very common.



It's also code for "I'm going to follow you home tonight."



I follow you home a few dozen times, stand outside your house and smell your mail, and you just can't let it go, can you?



Wow, man. That's really Romantic of you. Checking her mail for Anthrax and risking your own life just to protect her.

She's lucky to have you.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 26, 2009 02:01 AM

Drakyn said:
Tell you what, Because it's you, I'll let you use my best line. I think it gets your message across pretty well.


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I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobie.




FIXED

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

SEP 26, 2009 07:54 AM

RudieCantFail said:

Drakyn said:
Tell you what, Because it's you, I'll let you use my best line. I think it gets your message across pretty well.


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I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobie.




FIXED



You disgust me...........................go on

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 27, 2009 07:39 AM

gavroche said:
Well i think i'm simply going to ask her if she's with someone, and if she'd like to do something with me. At least she won't be afraid, she'll just thing that i'm someone trying to have her!



....and then, you take her into the place of lovemaking.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 27, 2009 09:10 AM

Cash said:

gavroche said:
Well i think i'm simply going to ask her if she's with someone, and if she'd like to do something with me. At least she won't be afraid, she'll just thing that i'm someone trying to have her!



....and then, you take her into the place of lovemaking.



The backseat of a Volkswagon? Wait . . . wrong joke.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

SEP 27, 2009 09:24 AM

Might I also suggest this shameless bit of self-promotion . . . although, refering to anything as a cigar mustache negates quite a bit of gentlemanliness.

girlysound

girlysound

Ann Arbor, MI
February 2007

SEP 27, 2009 05:45 PM

Coyotemike said:

Cash said:

gavroche said:
Well i think i'm simply going to ask her if she's with someone, and if she'd like to do something with me. At least she won't be afraid, she'll just thing that i'm someone trying to have her!



....and then, you take her into the place of lovemaking.



The backseat of a Volkswagon? Wait . . . wrong joke.



Take her to


sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

SEP 27, 2009 08:25 PM

girlysound said:

Coyotemike said:

Cash said:

gavroche said:
Well i think i'm simply going to ask her if she's with someone, and if she'd like to do something with me. At least she won't be afraid, she'll just thing that i'm someone trying to have her!



....and then, you take her into the place of lovemaking.



The backseat of a Volkswagon? Wait . . . wrong joke.



Take her to




funkytown? cause i think thats where all there girls want you to take them, funkytown.
unless that's where she works, in which case, popeye's chicken is a safe bet.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 27, 2009 09:01 PM

gavroche said:
Hello,

so there is this girl who's working in a store i go when i'm hungry. I'd like a lot to show her my cigar moustache if you know what i mean. smile
But i don't know how to ask her so help!



I'll take when euphemisms are actually worse than saying it for $600, Alex.

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