Asking a girl you don't really know out

Hello,

so there is this girl who's working in a store i go when i'm hungry. I'd like a lot to show her my cigar moustache if you know what i mean.
But i don't know how to ask her so help!

In all seriousness, are you:

A ) A goon?
B ) One of the Fritzl family?

If youre asking for serious advice with a phrase like "cigar moustache" I doubt she'd take you seriously, whatever the hell it is you do say to her.

You should definitely go in without your pants. Absolutly.

you should just try that line. i think it will go really well for you.

Hey you don't need to be rude!

Im sorry, you *WERE* being completely serious?

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Good luck. Youll need it.

Dazzle her by walking into her work wearing nothing but a Speedo a feather boa, and cowboy boots. No socks.

She'll be yours.

Evolve into being a human, cease being an idiot, and grow the fuck up. Those are your starting points. Later, after mastering the first three, we will work on how to communicate.

"Wanna fuck?"

Yeah, but did any of those customers offer to show her their cigar mustache?

Open with a magic trick. Ladies love magicians.

Sign your next credit card reciept with the link to this thread topic.

You're correct!

Flirting with retail women is really easy because you can take it really slow without becoming an ass or if it is going well, without losing your momentum. You can take baby steps and then the next time you come into the store just pick up where you left off.

First just find out if she is friendly to you at all. Then find out if she is friendly AND informal with you. Then later see if you can connect over jokes or silliness. Then later see if she is still friendly after you bring sexual humor or sexual topics that don't involve her, between you two. Then after all those green lights you can finally see if you can pass innuendos, and see if you can get her imagining having sex with you. If it is all going well, and if she is reciprocating with innuendos, you can keep trying to build her interest with every visit until you can't take it anymore and you are lying in bed at night with a hard on thinking about fucking her instead of sleeping and you want to go down there to the store immediately except the store is closed at 3 am.

Then you can start to figure out how to make it real.

If your asking for a fuck.... then just no.

No, no, no, it's "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

That's too much conversation, not enough fuckin'.

Also, complimenting a chick's shoes is ghey.

Seriously. You don't need shoes in the kitchen, anyways.

Building a repoir seems like an appropriate course of action - you could always just ask her about herself in an un-stalker like fashion and see if you have something in common. If the two of you work at and frequent the same establishment, you probably do. I hear chicks totally want to bang dudes that they get along with and/or can relate to.

Really though, if you're hoping to have one of those magical conversations where you introduce yourself and are fucking in the next room a few minutes later... well... few people are going to be able to coach you on that.

Wow.

You started off well, and somewhere around the middle, whoa, man, whoa.

How about we rewrite this as,

Just do it with dignity and if she shoots you down, be cool about it. And if at any point you get negative vibes from her, stop right there. She's trapped there with you. It's her job. She's not allowed to be mean to you or show you how she's really feeling if you piss her off. So don't be a dick.