There's just nothing you can do. There's no way of telling if a girl is going to get off, so your best bet is to just take whatever's around, shove that shit in there and hope for the best. Your fingers, penis, a dildo, books, your car keys, a Ricky Martin CD, Republicans, whatever. Just for god's sake, don't think of trying shit and asking her if it feels good, because that will get you nowhere.
crispy
NEWSWIRE
Philadelphia, PA
DEC 29, 2004 06:08 PM